China’s Famous Cooked Penis Restaurant, Farmer Loses Arms in Accident: Builds New Ones, Rent White Guys in China, Weight Loss Perfume

  These are your Ugly Minute distractions for the day. Remember - its a better day if its UGLY!  [Too Intense for You]( Feeling adventurous? How about a plate of "Phoenix Rising" or "The Essence of the Golden Buddha"? Don't worry, they're just cleverly named dishes of sheep gonads and ox penises! [If you’ve got the guts, click here to book a table at Guolizhuang Restaurant. After all, where else can you dine on a $220 yak penis? Bon appétit!](   [Too Intense for You]( Need a hand? Sun Jifa’s got a pair he made himself—out of scrap metal! He might be the only farmer who can plow a field and give you a fist bump with his homemade bionic limbs. [Curious about his ingenious creations?Click here to read more and get inspired by Sun's incredible story!](   [Too Intense for You]( Want to get paid for just sitting around looking important? In China, "White Guy Window Dressing" means all you need is a suit and some vague international vibes. Perfect for expats, actors, and anyone who likes easy money! [Click here to dive into this wild job market and maybe even score yourself a gig—no Chinese required!](   [Too Intense for You]( Who needs a personal trainer when you can just spray on some weight loss? Prends-Moi perfume promises to zap your cravings and melt away fat with a whiff of bergamot and vanilla. Ready to sniff your way to a slimmer you? [Click here to get your bottle and see if this magical mist really works!]( Sent to: {EMAIL} [Unsubscribe]( The Ugly Minute, 601 S Federal Hwy, Boca Raton, FL 33432, United States