College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals [Tue Dec 11 2018]

Hi {NAME}, Daily Headlines - 11 December 2018 ***************************************************************** College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals Claims it was all for the greater good ***************************************************************** Advertisement Sophos INTERCEPT. Now with EDR. Watch video Business * Have a gander at this: Amazon agrees not to act as Silicon Valley's foie gras dealer Online marketplace coughs up $100k for selling force-fed birds' livers despite ban * For fax sake: NHS to be banned from buying archaic copy-flingers Trusts to be subjected to quarterly searches for contraband machines * Remember Misco? Staff win protective award at employment tribunal Reseller's owner axed staff without proper consultation before pulling down the shutters Data Centre * This ain't over, Viasat snarls as tribunal rules in satellite rival's favour EU Aviation Network wrangle set to continue * App-happy SAP Santa offers partners free access to Cloud Platform All the better to lock customers into its fluffy white services * Qualcomm axes staff, winds down data center processor efforts ... while China takes the blueprints and runs With permission, of course: Guizhou joint-venture touts Centriq-like 48-core Arm server CPU * BT to 'sunset' Apache CloudStack cloud, customer demand went AWOL We don't want to be an IaaS about it, but... DevOps * Celebrating K8s crates inflation rate, Linux mates congregate As KubeCon + CloudNativeCon draws nigh, vendors can't contain themselves Personal Tech * College PRIMOS prankster wreaks havoc with sysadmin manuals Claims it was all for the greater good Advertisement Sophos INTERCEPT. Now with EDR. Watch video Security * Latest Google+ flaw leads Chocolate Factory to shut down site early 52.5 million accounts at risk, tens of people are worried * Did you know that iOS ad clicks cost more than Android? These scammers did Malware hides cheap Android clicks as high-end Apple traffic * Nice phone account you have there - shame if something were to happen to it. Samsung fixes ID-theft flaws If Artem Moskowsky owes you money, its a good time to ask * Privacy, security fears about ID cards? UK.gov's digital bod has one simple solution: 'Get over it' Yeah, how about you work for us... Software * New Zealand health boards write down losses on Oracle implementation End-of-year reports show impairment costs running into millions * Microsoft Round-up: Skype, Powerpoint, and - oh no - not another foldable Gaps continue to close in MS's messaging platform as fanbois dream of new devices Science * China on its way to becoming the first nation to land on the far side of the Moon Chang'e-4 is in the pipe; 5 by 5 * Official: Voyager 2 is now an interstellar spacecraft The veteran probe that keeps going has now gone where only Voyager 1 has gone before Bootnotes * Doom turns 25 - the FPS that wowed players, gummed up servers and enraged admins Who cares about that, let's whip out the BFG and blow up some of our coworkers * Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner Sweet Jesus! It includes Brussels sprouts Advertisement Sophos INTERCEPT. Now with EDR. Watch video ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This email was sent to {EMAIL} You can update your preferences here: or unsubscribe from this list: Situation Publishing, The Cursitor, 38 Chancery Lane, London, WC2A 1EN, UK The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2018 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Find our Privacy Policy here: