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Please chill out. We will get to Marshall though, all in due time. First, we have some other, less draining content to get to. First of all: Beyoncé! Second of all: A mystery band! Third: How do I get to the level of Twitter followers where people will just buy me shit off of an Amazon wishlist? This is the stuff that's been on my mind today and now it's on yours and we're going through it together. - As promised, here's [some good Beyoncé content.]( The sentient ray of light posted a video to Facebook for International Day of the Girl that features girls from all around the world singing "Freedom." It is, quite honestly, the best piece of cinema since Citizen Kane. - POLL: Who needs to take a step back more: Eminem or the people who think Eminem is our greatest political commentator? Idk, maybe I'm being cynical. For ref, the rapper's freestyle in which he ~*eviscerates*~ Trump quickly went viral last night during the BET Hip Hop Awards. In fact, it got tweeted about more than [2 million times.]( - Time for a palette cleanser. This Julien Baker song ["Turn Out The Lights"]( is lovely and, in my experience, the kind of song that might make you shed exactly one tear while sitting at your desk. - Do you guys remember that song “Something For Your M.I.N.D.” came out and everyone was like ["Who the hell is Superorganism??]( This song is cool and we want more!" Well, Superorganism is ready for you to know them now. Check out their Gen F profile now and learn about how almost all of the eight-person group lives in a small house in London that has become something of a music factory. - [The black barbershop is a sacred space.]( Oftentimes, a haircut is actually the last thing on your mind when you go in to get a shape up. Our writer reflects on the place of the barber shop within the black community and about one time in particular that he needed to go for more than a trim. - Last but not least, HAPPY MUFFUCKIN BIRTHDAY TO ABSOLUTE LEGEND CARDI B 🎉 🎉 🎉 THE PARADISE ISSUE FALL 2017 [SHOP NOW]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [Youtube]( [Tumblr]( [Snapchat]( © 2017 The FADER | All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: The FADER Inc. 71 West 23rd Street, Suite 1300 New York, NY, 10010, United States [Unsubscribe]( | [Update Preferences](