Wanna be on the damn waitlist???

Re: Farmhouse Sessions. And probably at least one more vulgarity. ͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­͏   ­ Forwarded this email? [Subscribe here]() for more [Wanna be on the damn waitlist???]( Re: Farmhouse Sessions. And probably at least one more vulgarity. [Ash Ambirge](ashambirge) Oct 4 ashambirge   [READ IN APP](   Okay yesterday was BANANAS. The 7 slots for [The Farmhouse Sessions]( sold out in literal minutes (sorry to those who just learned about it 7 seconds ago, hahaha). And then I had lots of awesome people in the inbox going, “I was filling out the form when all the sudden it was sold out!” So then I opened ANOTHER 7 slots, because what kind of dick doesn’t open another 7 slots? And then it kept happening. So now I know the truth: you all must really wanna see me run a chainsaw. (Since, um, you ARE getting a private tour of the farmhouse I keep ranting on about before we get to work, there’s no escaping!!!!!) So what I’m trying to say is: thank you so much for your trust & enthusiasm & your business, always. This is going to be so much fun! If you were one of the people trying to book but didn’t get there in time, let’s do this: I made [a super duper secret waitlist]( for you to join in case there’s a cancellation for October and November orrrrrr so I can harass you the minute I open more slots. So if you ALL IN for doing a Farmhouse Session, add your email so I know who you are! 💃 I will reach out privately if there’s a cancellation. Or if I need to hide a body. [PUT ME ON THAT DAMN WAITLIST]( MORE FARMHOUSE NEWS TOMORROW. LOVE YOU ALL. HERE I GO. HAPPY FRIDAY! WELCOME TO ASH’S WORLD Featuring: + Sweary outbursts + Unpopular opinions about crustaceans + New ideas about ways to earn a living that don't require you to be a sucker + How to actually enjoy your life while working less and visiting Ireland more + A real zest for extreme pearl wearing + Favoritism for bars with scary-ass mafia pool rules + Zero ambition to be a good girl who bakes casseroles & smiles politely + BUT ALSO: a creepy affection for small-town Main Streets & freshly-mowed lawns + Currently searching for the most livable places in the world + Obsessed with British architecture & gardens + Deep fear of waking up and not having any water on the nightstand + Entirely unbalanced accounts of everything, including my morals + At least three Freudian slips around my true feelings about bracelets (They make your arms look like baby wiener sausages at an Italian wedding) P.S. Have you read [my book on living & working differently]( yet? It's a real blast to have on the coffee table when the in-laws come over. P.P.S. You’re currently a free subscriber to The Middle Finger Project, where you get access to the coolest new creative job ideas for 2024, and plenty of bold inspiration to start your second act. 🌈 To unlock my (new!) Advanced Middle Finger Career Plans (deep-dive analysis on earning potential for each career + tons of ideas for making it work), Middle Finger Career Advice (how to work for yourself without walking into the ocean), plus full access to the archives, upgrade your subscription to VIP for extra middle finger joy. 🪄 [Upgrade to paid](   [Like]( [Comment]( [Restack](   © 2024 Ash Ambirge 177 Huntington Ave Ste 1703, PMB 64502 Boston, Massachusetts 02115 [Unsubscribe]() [Get the app]( writing]()