[Splinter]( October 3, 2019
[He Just Can't Help Himself, Can He?](
[Speaking with reporters outside the White House before heading to Florida on Thursday, President Donald Trump made it extremely clear that, yes, he engaged in an impeachable offense and hey, letâs widen this incredibly stupid scandal even further, shall we?](
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[Fox News Immediately Cuts Off Dr. Oz From Praising Medicare for All](
[A broken clock is right twice a day, and while speaking to the Fox & Friends crew on Thursday about Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and his recent stents procedure, Dr. Oz attempted to use his platform to inform viewers about Medicare for Allâat least for the moment he could.](
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[Bob Woodward Moderated a #MeToo Discussion and My God Was It a Shitshow](
[Bob Woodward sure pissed off a lot of people at an event for Jodi Kantorâs and Megan Twoheyâs new book She Said.](
[[politics](](@feature3LinkUrl)
[A Contested Convention Would Be a Crazy Nightmare](
[As the world burns, we on âthe leftâ will continue to focus exclusively on how to propel Bernie Sanders OR Elizabeth Warren to the White House, and also on how much we all consider one another to be vile sellouts. I will now put forth an argument for why a...](
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[Trump Tries Out Wild New Conspiracy Theory to Explain Away His Troubles](
[Speaking outside Orlando at The Villages, the nationâs largest retirement community and home to a bunch of seniors who adore him, Donald Trump on Thursday tried out a new conspiracy theory on the friendly, sundowning crowd in an effort to keep the ever-present threat of impeachment at bay.](
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[You Absolutely May Not Look at This Nickelback Photograph by the Trump Campaign](
[Who would have guessed that Nickelback would save the day.](
[[2020](](@feature6LinkUrl)
[Elizabeth Warren Wants to Give Workers Power Like Never Before](
[Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren has rolled out her presidential campaignâs labor plan ahead of an appearance at an SEIU presidential forum in Los Angeles on Friday. Sheâs touting it as âthe most progressive and comprehensive agenda for workers since the New Deal.â](
[[2020](](@feature7LinkUrl)
[Biden Reminds Everyone He's Definitely Still Running for President](
[Former Vice President Joe Biden made sure people knew heâs not dropped out of the presidential race on Wednesday.](
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[Sports Illustrated Cancels Dreaded "Transition Meetings" 10 Minutes Before They Were Supposed To Start](
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[Joaquin Phoenix goes full Taxi Driver for the shallow but striking psychodrama of Joker](
[One of the more fiendishly clever choices Christopher Nolan made in his magisterial middle Batman movie, The Dark Knight, was to clown on the very idea of âmotivation.â Heath Ledgerâs unforgettable version of The Joker, a prowling nihilistic terrorist in rotting makeup, kept offering different explanations for the grotesque scar-tissue...](
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[Stefon Diggs Returns To Vikings Practice, Is Vague And Grumpy](
[While Vikings QB Kirk Cousins somewhat patched things up with his WR Adam Thielen on a podcast this week, the other prominent guy who catches his passes is in a different mood. Stefon Diggs, who was also frustrated about the offensive strategy during Sundayâs loss to the Bears, was absent...](
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[Poor Rays Sideline Reporter Keeps Getting Absolutely Soaked In Celebratory Postgame Alcohol](
[I suppose this is one of those good problems, but itâs still a problem! Fox Sports Florida sideline reporter Tricia Whitaker keeps getting mercilessly drenched by celebrating Rays players, who seem to view live postgame interviews as opportunities to dump truly gargantuan quantities of beer and champagne over her head.](
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