It Pleases Me to See Stephen Miller So Utterly Humiliated

[Splinter]( September 30, 2019 [Trump's Civil War Is Already Starting]( [Since the very beginning of the 2016 campaign, it’s been exceedingly difficult to describe anything Donald Trump has done or said as a “new low.” On Sunday, he came pretty damn close by extensively quoting Dallas pastor and Trump sycophant Robert Jeffress’ declaration on Fox News that impeachment could lead to a “civil war like fracture.”]( [[Media](](@feature1LinkUrl) [Former Fox News Talking Head Stacey Dash Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges]( [Stacey Dash, the former Fox News host and Clueless actress, was arrested Sunday for domestic battery in Florida after an altercation with an unidentified man.]( [[Cable News](](@feature2LinkUrl) [It Pleases Me to See Stephen Miller So Utterly Humiliated]( [White House ghoul Stephen Miller was among a cadre of Trump sycophants making the rounds of Sunday news shows to attempt to yell, smear, and lie their way out of a deepening political crisis. Across the board, I’m happy to report, they all failed miserably.]( [[adam schiff](](@feature3LinkUrl) [Trump Says Parody Is Basically Treason Now]( [President Donald Trump was fully on one this morning, starting off another week by ranting about civil war and fixating on every possible unhinged defense of his conduct around a call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. First up was House Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff, whose opening statement during a hearing...]( [[2020](](@feature4LinkUrl) [Meet the Progressive, Latinx Community Organizer Running for John Cornyn's Senate Seat]( [Last year, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke narrowly lost his campaign for U.S. Senate to incumbent Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, but ended up setting the record for most votes ever cast for a Democratic candidate in Texas history. Now, Texans are lining up to take on Cruz’s senior counterpart, Sen...]( [[Cable News](](@feature5LinkUrl) [Rudy Giuliani Has the TV Meltdown We Knew He Had in Him]( [If you didn’t know who Rudy Giuliani is and heard him ranting on a street corner like he did Sunday morning on television, you’d cross the street to avoid him.]( [[The Discourse](](@feature6LinkUrl) [Happy Sons Day to All the Garbage Sons]( [According to the reputable website National Today, which popped up when I just googled “national sons day,” national son(s) day was Saturday, September 28. That means we are a little late in wishing all the sons out there, particularly the garbage ones, a very happy Sons Day.]( [[Big Story](](@feature7LinkUrl) [Donald Trump Is Keeping the Impeachment Discourse Completely and Totally Civil]( [It was a really normal Sunday night. The Cowboys raised my blood pressure, 60 Minutes aired, and President Donald Trump’s publicized the comments of a pastor who believes impeaching the president would mean a second civil war.]( YOU MAY ALSO LIKE [[Deadspin](](@rec1LinkUrl) [Adam Thielen Tries Very Hard To Not Say Anything Mean About His Bad Quarterback]( [Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins’s play through the first four games of this season has resembled his center’s pants after a few snaps. His biggest problem is that he struggles to throw a deep, accurate ball. Both the defense and his own receivers know it.]( [[Deadspin](](@rec2LinkUrl) [I Love Everything About This Deshaun Watson Exchange With A Reporter]( [There’s a clip making the rounds that shows part of Deshaun Watson’s press conference following the Texans’ loss to the Panthers on Sunday, and it’s fantastic:]( [[Deadspin](](@rec3LinkUrl) [Bruce Bochy's Retirement Ceremony Was—Holy Shit, It's Tim Lincecum!]( [The final game of the San Francisco Giants’ season was the final game of manager Bruce Bochy’s career. The skipper had planned to retire at the conclusion of the 2019 season, so after Sunday’s 9-0 loss to the Dodgers, many of Bochy’s former players showed up at the stadium...]( [[Deadspin](](@rec4LinkUrl) [Vontaze Burfict Suspended For The Rest Of The Season For Attempted Decapitation Of Jack Doyle]( [Raiders linebacker Vontaze Burfict will be suspended for the remainder of the 2019 season for his flagrant late hit on Colts tight end Jack Doyle in Sunday’s game. Burfict was tossed during the second quarter of the Raiders’ 31-24 win after he teed off on a defenseless Doyle.]( [[Lifehacker](](@rec5LinkUrl) [Your Joke's Not Funny Anymore]( [“I serve banquets. I’ve had many middle-aged men say the same exact joke to me when serving their Cream of Chicken with Wild Rice: ‘How do you tame wild rice?’” So says Reddit user Krisperrr, answering the question: “What’s the ‘It didn’t scan, so it must be free hur hur...]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( [Profile Center]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media Group 1540 Broadway, 27th Floor New York, NY 10036