One of the Guys Giuliani Threw Under the Bus Has Resigned

[Splinter]( September 28, 2019 [One of the Guys Giuliani Threw Under the Bus Has Resigned]( [In the Trump administration, the modus operandi seems to be that when the going gets tough, throw one another under the bus.]( [[Trump Administration](](@feature1LinkUrl) [Yes, Rudy, You Might Actually Be an Idiot]( [Rudy Giuliani, a former prosecutor, should be aware that his behavior this week is strikingly in line with that of a co-conspirator. Caught at the center of this week’s impeachment inquiry announcement over the president’s efforts to extort Ukrainian officials in exchange for help getting reelected, Giuliani certainly is not doing himself—or his client, Donald Trump—any...]( [[The Discourse](](@feature2LinkUrl) [This Is the Horniest Anyone Has Ever Been]( [I love Lizzo. I love Lizzo. And so it is with a heavy heart that I report that one Malcom in the Middle star has gotten absolutely too horny on main, and, to put it mildly, is already in her DMs.]( [[White House](](@feature3LinkUrl) [White House Concealed Sensitive Conversations Because Trump Has a Big Mouth]( [As President Donald Trump ends his first week under an impeachment inquiry in Congress, new reports are emerging that White House officials have taken extraordinary steps to protect him from his own big mouth.]( [[higher learning](](@feature4LinkUrl) [Harvard Is a Hedge Fund, Which Is The Problem With This Fucked Up Country]( [Earlier this week, Bloomberg ran a quirky business story about a losing investment by Harvard’s endowment fund. Pulling back from this story will allow you to take in virtually every fucked up aspect of American power today.]( [[Healthcare](](@feature5LinkUrl) [Woman Working to End Sexual Assault at the VA Says She Was Assaulted at VA Hospital]( [A House Veterans Affairs Committee policy adviser says she was sexually assaulted at the VA Medical Center in Washington just after attending a meeting about a bill to curb assault and harassment in VA hospitals, the New York Times reported Thursday.]( [[House of Representatives](](@feature6LinkUrl) [Democrats Eager to Mess This Up]( [If you were wondering how long it was going to take the House Democrats to strongly consider tying one hand behind their back while investigating whether or not to impeach Donald Trump, the answer appears to be “less than 24 hours.”]( [[Volodymyr Zelensky](](@feature7LinkUrl) [Ukraine's President Is Desperate to Escape This Nightmare]( [Amid perhaps the most urgent threat of impeachment so far, President Donald Trump met with the man of the hour, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, who absolutely wants nothing to do with any of this. He would very much like to be excluded from this narrative! Get him outta here!]( YOU MAY ALSO LIKE [[Gizmodo](](@rec1LinkUrl) [Dark Mode Is for Suckers]( [Dark mode is everywhere. Apple’s newly released iOS 13? Dark mode. Android 10? Dark mode. Windows 10, macOS Mojave, Chrome, Firefox, Gmail, and Slack—blessed, healing dark mode. It’s the must-have feature for the dim days of 2019, its spread eliciting a collective gasp of ecstasy at every new iteration as...]( [[Jezebel](](@rec2LinkUrl) [Wendy Williams and Christie Brinkley Are Still At It]( [Last week, I dared hope that the Wendy Williams/Christie Brinkley feud would sustain itself long enough to require closer attention, and reader, my wish was granted.]( [[Kotaku](](@rec3LinkUrl) [Minecraft Earth Is Launching In Early Access This October]( [Microsoft and Mojang held their annual Minecon live stream event this weekend, where they announced new information about the upcoming mobile game, Minecraft Earth. The game will be released in early access in October in some countries and will be released globally by the end of the year. Mojang hasn’t...]( [[Deadspin](](@rec4LinkUrl) [Over 40 Percent Of Competitors Withdraw From World Championship Marathon Run In Sweltering Qatari Heat]( [Of the 68 competitors that started the women’s marathon at the World Athletics Championships, 28 ended up withdrawing by the end, with at least one runner getting taken away in an ambulance while another was spotted in a wheelchair. The high dropout rate came as a result of terrible weather...]( [[Jalopnik](](@rec5LinkUrl) [Porsche Has A Very Specific Official Way Of Aligning The Crest On Its Wheels]( [It shouldn’t be too surprising to learn that Porsche is extremely detail oriented. But the company is so obsessive over everything, it even has an official policy on an appropriate way to align the company’s crest in the center caps of every wheel on every single one of its cars.]( You made it to the end. Thanks for reading our newsletter! [Visit Splinter]( [Facebook]( [Twitter]( [Instagram]( [YouTube]( [Terms of Use]( | [Privacy Policy]( | [Unsubscribe]( [Profile Center]( © 2019 Gizmodo Media Group 1540 Broadway, 27th Floor New York, NY 10036