A Handy Guide To What The Heck Your Kid's Slang Means

Rizz? No cap? We got you. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ Mar. 17, 2023 HUH? [A Handy Guide To What The Heck Your Kid's Slang Means]( If you’ve got school-age kids, you’re probably hearing a whole new vocabulary from them. And there’s a pretty good chance half the words that come out of their mouth are a complete mystery to you. “Maybe I am showing my age here, but my three teens talk to me in ways I wouldn’t be able to understand if it weren’t for Google,” writes Katie Bingham-Smith today. “I am not mom, I am [bruh]( pronounced strictly as /brə/ rather than “bro” because it’s way more lit to say it that way. By the way, kids don’t say ‘lit’ anymore — it’s so 2016 — but I kind of like saying it because my kids think [I’m cringy]( (another word we’ll explain) anyway so why not really embarrass them?” And so she has helpfully defined some of the words that you’re likely hearing out of your kids’ mouths that have you completely stumped. Don’t say we never did anything for you! Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor [Read More ⮕]( Latest TOO UNIQUE? [Mom Influencer Breaks Down Over Comments About Her Son's Unusual Name]( "People — just fully grown adults — just sat there slandering my baby's name. I think it's quite cruel," she said. [Read More.]( GIVE IT TO ME [Costco Has Unveiled A 5-Pound Peanut Butter Chocolate Pie]( [Veruca Salt voice]: I want it NOW! [Read More.]( GROSS [A Biology Student Is Sharing her Quest To Find All The Top Places That Germs Grow]( Yes, it’s gonna gross you out. [Read More.]( PRESENTED BY NOM NOM [Nom Nom's Variety Pack Lets Your Pooch Taste-Test Before You Subscribe]( Dog owners love their fur babies as much as their actual babies, but that doesn't mean they want to spend money on high-quality dog food only to realize their picky pooch prefers something else. That's where Nom Nom's new Variety Pack comes in. For just $20, your pup can sample the brand's 4 recipes (Beef Mash, Chicken Cuisine, Turkey Fare, and Port Potluck) to find their fave before you sign up for a monthly subscription. Pre-portioned meals full of fresh proteins and veggies with zero commitment? Yes, please. [SHOP NOW ⮕]( NomNom [The Variety Pack - Beef Mash]( $20 [SHOP NOW ⮕]( NomNom [The Variety Pack - Chicken Cuisine]( $20 [SHOP NOW ⮕]( NomNom [The Variety Pack - Pork Potluck]( $20 [SHOP NOW ⮕]( NomNom [The Variety Pack - Turkey Fare]( $20 [SHOP NOW ⮕]( Featured SPAWNING [From The Confessional: ‘I Don’t Want More Kids Because They Are Expensive’]( We’re back at the Scary Mommy Confessional, and today we’re talking about having – or not having – more kids. “I’ve always wanted to have at least two children but I’m not sure about that anymore,” says one reader; another admits, “Want a third desperately and my husband doesn’t. I’m 41 and the resentment will prob end us.” If you need to get something off your chest, the link is [here](. And if you want to browse past Confessions, head [here](. [Read More ⮕]( What We’re Reading ⮕ [Is Formula Marketing Really The Reason For Low Breastfeeding Rates?]( ⮕ [8 Studies Explain What The Size Of Men’s Hands Really Means]( ⮕ [Ms. Rachel Will Not Be Canceled for Celebrating Inclusion]( You're receiving this email because you signed up to receive communications from BDG Media. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely[unsubscribe](. Or to manage preferences click[here]( BDG Media, Inc. · 315 Park Ave. South · New York, NY 10010 · USA Copyright 2023 BDG Media, Inc. All rights reserved.