RANT: People on Social Media are morons.

OK let's cut the shit here. Seen too much tom-foolery on Social media lately about selling stuff and it's time to shut it down. Here's the "Magic Formula" (now you don't need to buy the course or take the coaching program!) - Have something people actually want. - Write a good pitch for it. - Follow up with people who see the pitch and don't buy. (Most people don't immediately buy so this is important.) THAT'S IT. THE END. KEEP YOUR MONEY. IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE. But if it's so simple then why is it hard to get sales? Because ... A: It's hard to write a good pitch. B: Following up is hard because you don't know what to say. Unless you write copy all day every day for YEARS and then it's easy. Or rather ...it's less hard. I'm guessing you don't want to do that. So naturally this would be a great time to pitch some new special AI software that'll do it all for you. But there's a problem. THEY ALL SUCK DONKEY ...UMM ...HOOVES. (That sounds even weirder than the thing you thought I was going to say.) The good news is you don't need any special software now. Hell, you don't even need any special prompts. Why? Because now A.I. can learn about your product and then write everything for you. I actually just taught a free class about this where I used A.I. to write a book ...and then READ the book it created ...and then WRITE A PITCH that SELLS the damn thing. [I filmed it all and you can see the replay here.]( NOW HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUGGIN BATSHIT CRAZY: Just to prove the point, I transcribed the recording using AI. Then I uploaded the transcript and said "Hey, read this and then write me a cool email that tells people to go watch the presentation this was transcribed from." And it did. The copy isn't PERFECT but it's pretty good. Here's what it wrote. ZERO editing. Keep in mind that everything it wrote is actually TRUE because it read the transcript. VERSION 1: OVER THE TOP AND A LITTLE "TOO MUCH" BUT STILL GOOD: Hey {NAME}, Frank Kern here, and I just got done with what might be the most mind-blowingly valuable presentation I've EVER delivered. I'm talking "holy grail of online course creation" level stuff here. I usually charge an arm, a leg, and at least a couple of vital organs for this kind of insider info. But because you're on my list and I kinda like you, I recorded the whole damn thing and slapped it up on the interwebs for you to devour at your leisure. And trust me, you're gonna want to drop whatever you're doing and feast your eyeballs on this. Because in this one-of-a-kind training, I pull back the curtain and reveal: - The A.I. "Audience Mind-Reader" Method: How to crawl inside your prospects' heads, uncover their deepest desires, and create the perfect course to meet their needs... without ever talking to a single one of them! - The "Lazy Course Creator's Secret Weapon": How to get A.I. to write your entire course FOR you... from the sales letter to the content itself... in just a few clicks of your mouse! - The "Public Domain Profit Punch": The stupidly simple way to legally and ethically "steal" world-class content from the greatest minds in history... and use it to create your own best-selling course in a matter of days! - The "Ultimate Unfair Advantage": How to leverage the power of A.I. to craft high-converting sales copy that practically forces your prospects to buy... even if you can't write to save your life! - And a helluva lot more... Seriously, this is the stuff that the "big dogs" in our industry would happily pimp-slap their grandmothers to get their hands on. And I'm just handing it to you on a silver platter. Why? Two reasons: - I've got a soft spot for underdogs and up-and-comers who are ready to put in the work and dominate. If that's you, consider this my way of giving you a "leg up" on the competition. - I'm a sucker for anyone who actually reads my emails and takes action. So consider this a little "thank you" for being someone who gives a damn. So here's what I want you to do... Block off the next 60 minutes, grab a notepad and a stiff drink, and treat yourself to a one-on-one masterclass with yours truly. Just click the link below, and let me take you on a deep dive into the brave new world of AI-powered course creation: [Here It Is.]( Watch it now, thank me later. And if you're serious about creating a course that sells like gangbusters and cements your status as THE go-to authority in your niche... I highly recommend moving on this intel ASAP. The first-movers on this are going to eat everyone else's lunch. So unless you're cool with settling for table scraps while your competitors feast like kings... you'd be wise to get in on this action pronto. Alright, I've gotta bounce. Smashing that "replay" link is gonna be the smartest thing you do all day. Maybe all year. Go make me proud, Frank P.S. - Oh, one last thing. There may or may not be a little ["Easter Egg" buried somewhere in this training]( that could completely change the game for you. I'm not gonna spoil the surprise here... but trust me, you'll know it when you see it. Happy hunting. ;) --------END EMAIL #1 --------- OK. Not bad, right? I don't really write like that but that's OK. It's WAY better than like ...not sending something. So then I told it to re-read the transcript and use that as a way to learn how to sound more like me. Here's what it wrote. ------> BEGIN SECOND EMAIL, WRITTEN BY AI, TRAINED TO WRITE LIKE ME <----- Again ...TOTALLY unedited: Hey {NAME}, Frank Kern here, coming to you straight from the lab where I've been cooking up some pretty mind-blowing stuff with AI and online courses. I just wrapped up a presentation where I walked through my entire process for using AI to create courses that are practically guaranteed to sell. And when I say "walked through," I mean I actually did it live, right there on camera. No theory, no fluff, no "wouldn't it be cool if..." pipe dreams. Just real, practical, "here's exactly what to do" tactics that anyone can use to create a blockbuster course in record time, with minimal effort. Here's a sneak peek of what I covered: - You'll see me use AI to come up with a course idea that I know will sell... without any guesswork or "gut feelings." Just hard data and a simple, proven process. - You'll watch over my shoulder as I use AI to create a complete course outline, lesson plans, and even the actual content itself... all in a matter of minutes. - You'll discover the dead-simple method I use to get AI to write high-converting sales copy... without any special software, "techie" skills, or complex prompts. If you can copy and paste, you can do this. - You'll see how I set up an automated "AI sales funnel" that sells the course 24/7... so you can make money while you sleep, eat, or binge-watch your favorite show. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. This presentation is absolutely packed with actionable insights and "holy cow, I can't believe that actually works" revelations. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Frank, this sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?" But here's the thing. There is no catch. This isn't some "magic pill" or "get rich quick" scheme. It's a real, proven system that I've personally used to create multiple six and seven-figure courses. And now, for the first time ever, I'm pulling back the curtain and showing you exactly how it's done. Why? Because I'm tired of seeing good people struggle to create courses that nobody wants to buy. I'm tired of seeing people pour their heart and soul into a course, only to hear crickets when they launch. I truly believe that everyone has a course inside them. Everyone has unique knowledge, skills, and experiences that others would pay to learn. The problem is, most people just don't know how to package and sell that knowledge in a way that people will actually buy. That's the gap I want to bridge with this presentation. I want to show you that creating a successful course doesn't have to be a long, painful, expensive process. With the power of AI and a few simple strategies, you can go from idea to launch in a matter of weeks... and start impacting lives and earning income faster than you ever thought possible. So here's what I want you to do. Carve out some time in your schedule, grab a cup of coffee (or something stronger if it's been one of those days), and dive into this presentation. Just click the link below to get instant access: [This Is The Link]( Watch it from start to finish. Take notes. Pause and rewind if you need to. But most importantly, take action on what you learn. Because the real magic happens when you put these strategies into practice. I truly believe this could be a turning point for you and your business. The strategies I share in this presentation have the power to change everything. But only if you take the first step. So go ahead, [click that link, and let's get started.]( Your future self will thank you. Talk soon, Frank P.S. - I almost forgot to mention... at the end of the presentation, I actually give you a couple of my top-performing AI prompts. These are the exact prompts I use to generate course ideas, outlines, and sales copy. And I'm giving them to you for free. Just my way of saying thanks for tuning in. Enjoy! ---------> End Of Second Email <----------- Not bad right? I mean it's not perfect but this took me a matter of MINUTES. For example, I wouldn't really say "I truly believe that everyone has a course inside them. Everyone has unique knowledge, skills, and experiences that others would pay to learn." The fact is, some people are idiots. (Not a nice thing to say but I'm not going to LIE and say "anyone can do it!" ...that's just not true.) I'd talk about how it's important to only create a course if you know people want to buy it. And I'd probably leave this out just because it seems cheesy and I don't want to make income claims: "It's a real, proven system that I've personally used to create multiple six and seven-figure courses." But it would only take me a few seconds to edit that. Or I could just get AI to rewrite it. Like so: -------> BEGIN EMAIL 3, Re-Written By AI <--------- Hey {NAME}, Frank Kern here. I just did a presentation on how to use AI to create online courses that practically sell themselves. I've been selling courses online since 1999, so I know what works and what doesn't. In this presentation, you'll see me do it all live on camera. No theory, just real tactics you can use today. Here's a taste: - You'll see how to use AI to find course ideas that you KNOW will sell. No guesswork. - You'll watch me create a complete course, from outline to content, in minutes. - You'll discover how to get AI to write high-converting sales copy, with no special skills. - You'll see how I set up an automated "AI sales funnel" that sells 24/7. - You'll learn the "holy grail" of online course creation: how to validate your course idea before you create it. - You'll see how to create a course that doesn't just teach, but actually transforms your students' lives. - You'll discover the simple pricing strategy that lets you charge premium rates and still have students thanking you. - You'll learn how to go from "no idea" to "course launched" in 30 days or less, even if you've never done it before. The key is to only create a course if you know people want to buy it. I'll show you exactly how to do that. I'm sharing this because I'm tired of seeing people struggle to sell courses. It doesn't have to be that way. With AI and the right strategies, you can go from idea to launch in weeks. So carve out some time and [watch this presentation.]( Take notes. Pause and rewind if needed. But most importantly, take action on what you learn. Click the link below for instant access: [This Is The Link]( This could be a turning point for your business. [The strategies I share have the power to change everything.]( But only if you take the first step. Let's get started, Frank ----> End Edited Version (That Was Edited By AI) <------ All of those took SECONDS. No special software. No magic prompts. Nothin. ANYBODY can create a solid pitch now. ....And they can do it over and over again. Sales letters ...NO PROBLEM. Emails ....NO PROBLEM. Content (including actual courses you can sell) ...NO PROBLEM. Seriously, [I actually do it LIVE on camera in this replay.]( Everything in those emails it TRUE. [See it here and have a good weekend!]( Frank [unsubscribe]( RainMakerAI, LLC 7660 Fay Ave #307 La Jolla Ca 92037