Mass Defecation in Paris? And a Look at Chicago’s Crime

June 25, 2024 | [Read Online]( Defecating in Paris to Ruin the Olympics…and How Chicago Could Be Better Check This Out! It’s your mid-day news…and we have some more info to share with you to ensure you know all that’s going on! Breaking News Parisians Threaten Mass Defecation Protest Over Polluted Seine River Ahead of Olympics As the world prepares for the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics, a stinky scandal is unfolding along the banks of the Seine River - literally. Despite promises to clean up the polluted waters, local authorities have failed miserably, leaving frustrated citizens planning an outrageous form of protest: a coordinated mass defecation into the very same river where Olympian athletes are expected to compete mere weeks later! Surprisingly, international Olympic bigwig Christophe Dubi confidently declared only last week, "There are no reasons to doubt” that all Seine-based events “will go ahead as planned... We are confident that we will swim in the Seine this summer!” It looks increasingly likely that either way, someone will indeed wind up wading through something rather unsavory come July... This is an advertisement [The ONLY T-Shirt You Need]( Be sure that you show everyone that you’re a Trump supporter. Warning: It can trigger liberals. [Get your FREE shirt now.]( Take a Quick Poll! Do you think Chicago’s reputation would be the same if it were run by conservatives? [Yes - It’s not about the leadership, it’s about the people.]( [No - There would be significantly less crime.]( [I don’t know.]( Strange Facts to Wow Your Friends Ever need a conversation starter? We have some strange facts that you can toss out whenever you need them! - The Sahara desert can see snow. - NASA approved hot dogs for space travel, and they were eaten on Apollo 7. - Beer was considered safer to drink than water in ancient times. - The first balloons were made out of animal bladders. - Finland drinks more coffee per capita. This email has ads brought to you by our sponsors. [tw]( [yt]( Update your email preferences or unsubscribe [here]( © 2024 The information presented here is for general educational purposes only. MATERIAL CONNECTION DISCLOSURE: You should assume the sender of this email has an affiliate relationship and/or another material connection to the persons or businesses mentioned in or linked to from this message and may receive commissions from purchases you make on subsequent web sites. You should not rely solely on information contained in this email to evaluate the product or service being endorsed. Always exercise due diligence before purchasing any product or service. 4801 Linton Blvd. #11A-636 Delray Beach, FL 33445, United States of America [[beehiiv logo]Powered by beehiiv]( [Terms of Service](