Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 12 Mar

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 12 Mar. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Ten libellous statements about Mark Zuckerberg that he’ll never see as his algorithms have crippled political satire]( [Mark Zuckerberg] We can write whatever we like as only about five people will end up reading this article thanks to Facebook's algorithms, it has emerged. [Read the rest of this story »]( [For a £10m donation, we’d let you hunt black people with crossbows, confirm Tories]( [Businessman with a crossbow] The price of saying or doing whatever the fuck you like, is a £10m donation to the Conservative Party, according to the government today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man only willing to believe Andrew Tate is a danger to women if he becomes a trans woman]( [Andrew Tate as a trans woman] Andrew Tate is simply an innocent free-thinker who is being silenced by the establishment elite and is in no way a danger to women, unless he becomes trans, according to many right-wing grifters this morning. After Tate was held by Romanian authorities following an international arrest warrant from the UK alleged a range of crimes [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](