Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 09 Nov

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 09 Nov. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Suella Braverman launches reimagined nativity where the ‘real heroes’ are the innkeepers who insisted they were full]( [Suella Braverman reimagined nativity] Home Secretary Suella Braverman has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes of the story are the innkeepers who insisted they were full, despite increasing left-wing liberal pressure to adopt an open-door policy to refugees. [Read more »]( [Woman grows old and dies scrolling through Asos dresses]( [Woman bored scrolling online] A woman has lost the best years of her life attempting to reach the 3000th page of dresses on Asos. [Read more »]( [John Lewis launches Christmas advert with heartwarming message that this festive season it’s okay to drag annoying visitors into the garden]( [Unhappy man in the garden at Chrismas] John Lewis has released its highly-anticipated Christmas advert with a heartwarming message for anyone whose Christmas is often ruined by annoying and aggressive relatives and visitors. [Read more »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2023 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](