Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 28 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 28 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! [T-shirt of the week!]( [John Prescott willing to offer one-to-one coaching to Mike Amesbury to correct ‘sloppy technique’]( [John Prescott] Labour grandee John Prescott has admitted he would be willing to offer some boxing tips to suspended MP Mike Amesbury after watching his ‘wild and sloppy’ technique during an assault filmed by CCTV cameras. Prescott, famous for his swift and powerful jab aimed at anyone who comes near him with an egg, watched the video [Read the rest of this story »]( [Big Sam Allardyce seals himself in wrapping paper and lies waiting outside Old Trafford]( [Sam Allardyce outside Old Trafford] Sam Allardyce is planning to give himself to Manchester United this Christmas. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Country loses half a million man-hours trying to change the time on the nation’s ovens]( [man changing clock on oven] A report published today estimate that British people will collectively lose 480,000 hours trying to work out how to change the clock back one hour on the oven. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who clearly forgot to change his clocks pretending he intended to get to work early]( [man with clock in the office] A man is claiming he absolutely meant to get to work an hour before everyone else after forgetting the clocks went back this weekend. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Prisons at breaking point after 30,000 journalists join Tommy Robinson inside for committing ‘Journalism’]( [Journalist in prison] Prisons across the country have reported being stretched to breaking point after 30,000 journalists were imprisoned for the crime of journalism. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](