Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 17 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 17 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! [T-shirt of the week!]( [“These days you can’t even call for people to set fire to a hotel full of people without being sent to prison”, insist distraught right-wing contrarians]( [Man happy to share opinion on Israeli Palestinian violence] After Lucy Connolly was sentenced to 31 months in prison after calling for hotels housing asylum seekers to be set on fire, the usual suspects are up in arms about it. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Labour to introduce windfall tax for anyone with enough money to set off fireworks in the middle of sodding October]( [New tax on people who have fireworks in October] The government is set to announce a new windfall tax targeting the twats who have enough money to continually set off fireworks in the middle of October. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Couple who can afford a gardener think fallen leaves are ‘really pretty’]( [Man raking leaves] Some people who don’t have to spend their weekends raking up piles of soggy leaves love the beautiful golden brown sprinkling on their autumn lawn. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](