Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 11 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 11 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! [T-shirt of the week!]( [Man covers thermostat with barbed wire]( [Thermostat covered by barbed wire] A man has today covered his thermostat in barbed wire in a last-ditch attempt to prevent his family from turning on the heating. [Read the rest of this story »]( [New study finds that cutting off leg could help lose weight]( [Slightly overweight man thinking about weight loss] An exciting new study has discovered that in almost all cases, cutting off a leg will help you lose weight. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who spent over a grand to see the northern lights in Iceland last month now feeling pretty silly]( [Man can see Northern lights in his garden] A man from Surrey who spent more than a fair amount of his hard-earned cash on four nights in Reykjavík to see the Northern Lights is now absolutely kicking himself. Simon Williams, a retired staple manufacturer from Woking, had hoped to see the famous northern lights before he died and so booked the trip for [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](