Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 04 Oct

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 04 Oct. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [Man installs ‘placebo thermostat’ to let family think they’re putting the heating on]( [Thermostat] A man has installed a fake thermostat in the hall of his three-bed semi in the hope it will prevent his wife and children putting the heating on any time they 'feel a bit chilly'. [Read the rest of this story »]( [NewsThump Investigation: Was the hole in your jumper caused by wokeness?]( [Hole in jumper caused by wokeness] After a hole developed on the elbow of your jumper, you assumed that it was caused by natural wear-and-tear after 7 years of use. [Read the rest of this story »]( [You would also back a woman’s right to choose if you were married to Donald, explains Melania Trump]( [Melania and Donald Trump] A woman should be free to choose whether or not she continues with an unwanted pregnancy, especially when she's married to a man like Donald Trump, according to former first lady Melania Trump. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](