Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 30 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 30 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [‘I would have done better in the general election than Rishi, unless Labour ran a lettuce against me’]( [Liz Truss PTSD lettuce] Liz Truss has continued her battle to remain relevant by insisting she would have done better than Rishi Sunak in the last general election unless Labour brought out the big guns in the form of an iceberg lettuce. [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘This country’s biased media is shamelessly using things I’ve actually said to make me look bad’, insists Kemi Badenoch]( [Kemi Badenoch] Tory leadership candidate Kemi Badenoch has rounded on the 'biased media' for their repeated attempts to make her look bad by sharing the things she says. [Read the rest of this story »]( [‘Erik ten Hag has our full support’ insist fans of the other 19 Premier League clubs]( [Manchester United's ground Old Trafford] Erik ten Haag is building a side in difficult conditions and should be given much longer to realise his vision for Manchester United, according to fans of the other 19 Premier League clubs today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Success of far-right Austrian welcomed by people who’ve never opened a history book]( [Freedom Party leader Herbert Kickl. Source image © C.Stadler/Bwag; CC-BY-SA-4.0] In a historic moment that absolutely nobody could have seen coming, the far-right Freedom Party, led by Herbert Kickl, has celebrated a 29.2% victory in Austria's general election. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](