Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 27 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 27 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [New productivity lifehack reveals the secret to productivity is to stop reading about productivity lifehacks]( [Man shrugging his shoulders to a question he is asking] A new productivity lifehack has revealed that the secret to personal productivity is to stop wasting your time trawling the Internet in search of new productivity lifehacks. [Read the rest of this story »]( [£20k for accomodation during exams is a ‘gift’ worthy of scrutiny, insist MPs getting an extra £100k a year for working one hour a week]( [Questions over Starmer's £20k gift from donor] The voting public needs to know what Lord Alli expects in return for letting Keir Starmer's son use one of his properties to revise during his exams, according to the sort of people who are perfectly comfortable with MPs being paid £100k a year for an hour a week of work. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man bitten by man develops strange man-like powers]( [A horrified man] A man who was bitten by a man has baffled scientists by developing strange man-like powers. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](