Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 23 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 23 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [“Yeah, I don’t think this is for me,” insists child after first couple of weeks of school]( [First week at school done] 4-year-old Jake Williams has today told his parents he tried school, didn't like it, and asked what else he can do instead. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Audience at London leg of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour almost entirely Labour MPs]( [MPs at Taylor Swift gig] Reports are emerging that the audience at Taylor Swift’s recent Eras Tour stop in London consisted almost entirely of Labour MPs. [Read the rest of this story »]( [It’s not as bad when we do it, insist Labour]( [Keir Starmer talking to reporters] Whether it’s getting freebies from rich donors or implementing austerity-led economic policies, the new labour government has today insisted it’s "okay when we do it". [Read the rest of this story »]( [Autumn TV schedule dominated by ex-Tories]( [Jacob Rees-Mogg on television] After the entertainment industry was flooded with out-of-work former Tory MPs, many have taken inspiration from the career of Michael Portillo and are aiming to be on a screen near you soon. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Pin drop heard at Reform conference as lunch is served by foreign waitress]( [reform conference attendee] A room full of elderly white men has fallen silent after learning that the polite young woman serving their lunch should go back where she came from. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](