Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 20 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 20 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [Record number of migrants reach Britain after following trail of turds in the sea like Hansel and Gretel]( [migrants in small boats following the turds] In a heartwarming tale like something out of Grimms Fairy Tales, record numbers of migrants are successfully crossing the channel by following the trail of bobbing turds thoughtfully laid for them by kindly Britons. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](