Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 18 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 18 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [“This is just more proof that we’re helping the nation’s old people” insists government after giving £170k-a-year to pensionable special advisor]( [Stacked bills of UK currency] 67-year-old Sue Gray is being paid £170,000 a year as a special advisor to the Prime Minister, allowing the government to claim it is doing everything it can to put more money into the pockets of the nation's pensioners. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“I serve six” declares lying bitch of a cake]( [Chocolate cake] A cake is talking out of its arse, according to reports this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Calls for stricter GoPro controls after it emerges AK47 touting Trump assassin intended to film crime]( [Man with rifle and a GoPro] After a heavily armed potential presidential assassin was caught on a golf course trying to put a hole-in-one twat, the manufacturers of GoPro have been roundly condemned for allowing the use of their equipment to potentially film the crime. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](