Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 16 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 16 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week]( [Man City wondering if they can have the same magistrate that sentenced Huw Edwards]( [Man City and Huw Edwards] After Huw Edwards was given a suspended prison sentence for having indecent photos of children, Man City have reached out to ask if the same magistrate can be in charge of their sentencing for financial irregularities. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Republicans take short break from blaming assassination attempt on Democrats who compared Trump to Hitler, to celebrate VP nominee who compared Trump to Hitler]( [Donald Trump and JD Vance looking at a photo] The Republican party has taken a short break from blaming Democrats who compared Trump to Hitler for his second alleged assassination attempt, by celebrating their VP candidate who compared Trump to Hitler. JD Vance was appointed as Trump’s running mate back in July, proving that although likening Trump to a fascist dictator will see you [Read the rest of this story »]( [AFC Richmond crowned Premier League champions after Man City found guilty of financial irregularities in the Ted Lasso universe]( [AFC Richmond made Premier League Champions] AFC Richmond have been crowned Premier League champions for 2023 in the Ted Lasso universe, after Man City were docked 30 points for financial irregularities going back several years. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Psychiatric hospitals continue filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump]( [psychiatric hospital with man sent back to get Donald Trump] Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who spent two years insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ perfectly comfortable with migrants drowning in the Channel]( [Man in a T-shirt shrugging his shoulders and looking at the camera] A man who spent the best part of 2020 to 2022 tweeting #AllLivesMatter whenever anyone called for help for a particularly vulnerable sub-group of our society, has today decided that migrants drowning while crossing the channel is perfectly acceptable. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Tommy Robinson strangely silent over religious organisation where 20% of all kids were abused]( [Jesus army bus via London_11_July_2009_(36090446683).jpg] Tommy Ten Names, the exposer of religious groups where children have been groomed and abused has been strangely silent today after it was revealed. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](