Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 04 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 04 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week!]( [Priti Patel reluctantly admits crawling out of television during her leadership campaign video was ‘a mistake’]( [Priti Patel crawling out of a TV] Priti Patel's leadership campaign has come to an end after leaving an unmarked video cassette in an isolated woodland cabin to be found by unwary campers. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Stock photo model dismayed to be associated with such a poor quality ‘satirical’ article]( [Man bored on his laptop] A stock photo model has slammed the quality of the so-called ‘satirical’ article with which their image has been associated. [Read the rest of this story »]( [“Growing up in poverty never did me any harm” insists man psychologically compelled to wish similar hardship on others]( [Frowning older man is not very happy.] A man has taken to social media to explain that people shouldn't worry about not having enough money to heat their homes or put food on the table, because it never did him any harm whatsoever. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Village without idiot offers Lee Anderson a job]( [Lee Anderson denies being frightened of Muslamics] Reform MP Lee Anderson, who was twice named ‘The Crossest Man in Britain’ by Angry Life magazine, has been offered the role of ‘idiot’ at a Sussex Village, it has been revealed. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](