Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Tue, 03 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Tue, 03 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week!]( [Four hobbies you’ve taken up to impress women that women couldn’t give a toss about]( [man winking an doing 'finger guns'] Taking up hobbies in the hope they will impress women has been the preserve of men with too much time on their hands for millennia, and here we explore four of the most popular. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who celebrated anniversary of his favourite album forgets wife’s birthday]( [Man celebrating] A man who actually sang happy birthday to an album was totally oblivious it was also his wife’s special day. [Read the rest of this story »]( [One-word Ofsted grades scrapped in favour of GCSE-style numbers that everyone will just turn back into words]( [schools] In a bold move to address the problem of reducing schools to simplistic one-word Ofsted judgments, the Labour government has announced it will replace the current system with a more nuanced, GCSE-style numerical ranking so that parents and teachers are equally confused. The new numerical system will be in place for the forthcoming academic year, [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](