Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Mon, 02 Sep

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Mon, 02 Sep. We hope you enjoy them! [NewsThump T-shirt of the week!]( [Deadline for kids to tell their parents about all the new stuff they still need for school extended to the night before they go back]( [Child with "things I need for school tomorrow" sign] The deadline for kids to tell their parents about all the new stuff they still need for school this year has been extended to the night before they go back. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Supermarkets unveil new ‘dynamic pricing’ for in-demand food, but will only let you know at the checkout]( [Man in Supermarket] Supermarkets are to introduce a new ‘dynamic pricing’ for what they consider ‘in demand’ food items it has been revealed today – but they will only let you know about the price increase at the checkout. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Man who has never paid for an album in his life outraged at the price of tickets to live shows]( [Man buying oasis tickets online] A man who has free-streamed every single piece of music he's ever listened to simply cannot understand why artists charge so much for live shows, it has emerged. [Read the rest of this story »]( Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](