Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Thu, 27 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Thu, 27 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Private car parks forced to wait an extra 10 minutes before acting like pricks]( [Parking fines] As part of a new code of practice parking companies have pledged to implement in the autumn, the arsehole gatekeepers of asphalt must now wait a full 10 minutes past the allotted parking time before becoming twats and issuing their infamous and astronomical penalty charges. [Read the rest of this story »]( [England to secure victory against Slovakia by boring them to sleep]( [Southgate boring] Gareth Southgate has announced that England's game plan against Slovakia in the next round of the Euros is to bore them to sleep, according to reports this morning. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Tory party wasn’t trying to deceive anyone with Tax Check UK account, insists independent fact-checker Jimmy Cleverest]( [James Cleverly disguised as Jimmy Cleverest] After the Conservatives changed their official Press Twitter account to resemble that of an independent fact-checker during last night's leader's BBC debate, independent fact-checker Jimmy Cleverest has leapt to their defence. [Read the rest of this story »]( [My favourite candidate clearly won tonight’s leader’s debate, insists absolutely everyone]( [Leader's debate] Tonight's leader's debate was won by the person you’d already decided to vote for, we can report today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](