Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 19 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 19 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Man more concerned for the health and safety of rare lichen on Stone Henge than for the safety of asylum seekers crossing channel]( [A very angry man holding up his fist] A man has this afternoon demonstrated his deep concern for the health and safety of the rare lichens on Stone Henge that he didn’t know existed six hours ago. Simon Williams, a full-time tweeter and big believer in ‘common sense’, has been left apoplectic by Just Stop Oil’s attack on Stone Henge using cornflour-based orange [Read the rest of this story »]( [Vengeful druid gods crush Just Stop Oil protestor under Stone Henge rock]( [Just Stop Oil protester at Stone Henge] A Just Stop Oil protestor found himself on the receiving end of divine retribution after a massive stone fell from the heavens and squashed him flat at Stonehenge earlier today. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Inflation is down because of what we are doing, insists government that claimed there was nothing they could do to affect inflation when it was going up]( [Rishi Sunak] According to the prime minister, Governments are solely responsible for changes to inflation, as long as those changes are in the 'correct' direction. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Referee slammed for allowing wars to escalate and trust in institutions to diminish]( [Referee] The referee in a recent football match has been slammed for failing to tackle the escalations in war across the globe and the breakdown in trust in institutions across the country and world. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](