Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Fri, 14 Jun

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Fri, 14 Jun. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Government remains fully committed to hoping that Grenfell-like fire doesn’t happen again]( [Grenfell Tower] The Government has marked the seventh anniversary of the Grenfell Tower disaster by reaffirming its commitment to hoping that it doesn’t happen again. [Read the rest of this story »]( [New polling reveals twats now slightly ahead of arseholes]( [Reform UK and the Conservatives] The latest YouGov poll reveals that Reform UK are now slightly ahead of the Conservatives, proving once and for all that twats can indeed be more popular than arseholes. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Free speech enthusiast now up to three boycotts a week]( [Unhappy man believes he is being persecuted for being anti-woke] A man who is a staunch believer in free speech after spending the last four years bemoaning cancel culture, is now up to three boycotts a week because of things people said. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Keir Starmer’s ‘My Dad Was a Toolmaker’ story now available as audiobook]( [Keir Starmer recording an audiobook] It's the classic tale of a factory worker who raised the next prime minister, and though everyone has now heard it - several times - it is set to be released as an audiobook and made available for free to all British voters. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](