Your NewsThump Daily Briefing for Wed, 10 Apr

This is your daily summary of the topical jokes and stories on NewsThump.com [View this email in your browser]( [NewsThump Daily Briefing Header]( Hello from NewsThump! Thank you for signing up to the NewsThump Daily Briefing! Below you will find the top stories on our site for today Wed, 10 Apr. We hope you enjoy them! Don't forget, you can read everything we do completely free from ads, get exclusive access to subscriber-only pieces, AND support NewsThump, all for the price of a single coffee a month. Click below to learn more! [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( [Every little helped, a lot, says Tesco]( [Tesco profits] Supermarket chain Tesco has reported record underlying annual pre-tax profits of £2.3bn, an improvement of 200% on the previous year. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Liz Truss’ book on ‘How To Save The West’ is released next week. What do YOU think?]( [Liz Truss] Liz Truss' new book "How to save the West in 10 years", is released next week. It's not written in crayon, or so we're led to believe, but its content is still under wraps. [Read the rest of this story »]( [Partying in the park: A guide to putting your f*cking litter in a f*cking bin]( [Litter in the park] Drinking in public! It's terrific, but as the temperatures creep upwards and we spend more time outside, what to do with the resultant cans, bottles and cardboard boxes? [Read the rest of this story »]( [This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket]( [woman packing to move house] 28-year-old Poppy Williams has today spoken to the media about how she managed to buy her first home simply by making her own lunches to save money, and winning the lottery. [Read the rest of this story »]( [I’ll happily give the taxpayer £1,500 I don’t even owe, as soon as Michelle Mone hands back the £200m she took from the taxpayer for useless PPE, insists Angela Rayner]( [Angela Raynor offer to Michelle Mone] Deputy Labour leader Angela Raynor has said she will happily give the taxpayer the £1,500 she probably doesn't owe in Capital Gains Tax, as soon as Tory peer Michelle Mone hands back the £200m she took from the taxpayer for useless PPE during the pandemic. [Read the rest of this story »]( [SUPPORT NEWSTHUMP AND GET EVERYTHING AD-FREE!]( Copyright © 2024 Thump Publishing Limited, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you asked us to send you a daily summary of NewsThump's headlines. A wise choice, may we add. Our mailing address is: Thump Publishing Limited 40 Caversham RoadReading, Berkshire RG1 7BT United Kingdom [Add us to your address book]( Want to change how you receive these emails? You can [update your preferences]( or [unsubscribe from this list](. [Mailchimp Email Marketing](