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Since it's October, these are now officially for Halloween costumes. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Since it’s October, these are now officially for Halloween costumes. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [ajzito said:]( [Had to grab, now only if there were kids sized ones as well..]( [yakkoTDI said:]( [Who was that ██████ man?]( [phendrick said:]( [Moar mehsks?]( [How many did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 14637 visitors. 52% on a phone, 3% on a tablet. 230 sold. 1791 meh button clicks. $5877 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #CUSTOMER_SERVICE_HELL 1 active user @the_narrator 8:26 PM Welcome to CUSTOMER SERVICE HELL! Incorporating real customer messages “sent from my iPhone wishing you rot in Hell.” @the_narrator 8:27 PM “Doctor! Is there a doctor!” @the_narrator 8:28 PM A ruckus from the hall outside startled Dr. Smith from his mid-day daze. Dozens of footsteps rushed down the hall, but to his knowledge he was the only doctor in the office that day. @the_narrator 8:29 PM Knowing this, he somewhat reluctantly deduced that he’d have to go out there in a moment, or at least that someone would be knocking on his door within the next few seconds. @the_narrator 8:30 PM Taking the initiative, he rolled back in his chair, stood, and made haste toward the hall. @the_narrator 8:31 PM Opening his door, he looked left and saw nothing. He heard voices to his right, however, and, turning his head, found a small crowd of orderlies and nurses. @the_narrator 8:32 PM Walking at a brisk pace, he came up behind them as someone motioned for a stretcher. Another person lay on the ground, writhing in a fetal position. @the_narrator 8:33 PM Suddenly, the man on the ground shook less violently and rolled onto his back. Though still breathing heavily, he seemed more in control. He opened his eyes wearily and mouthed a few words. @the_narrator 8:34 PM Most of what he said was inaudible, but he beckoned to Dr. Smith and it seemed like he was saying “doctor” at times. @the_narrator 8:35 PM The attendants in front of him parted to the sides, letting Smith through. He took a knee next to the floor-bound man. @the_narrator 8:36 PM “I-“ the man coughed. @the_narrator 8:37 PM Smith checked the man’s pulse. “Tell me, what’s happening? Can you describe what you’re feeling?” @the_narrator 8:38 PM “I need… ngh,” he winced in pain. Smith leaned down to listen to his heartbeat, then put an arm around his back and tried to lift the man slowly into a sitting position. @the_narrator 8:39 PM “What do you need?” Smith asked, holding the man halfway. @the_narrator 8:40 PM The man grabbed at Dr. Smith’s coat and panted desperately, “I need stop the bleeding from all of these online things that are draining me of my hard earned money.” @the_narrator 8:41 PM Dr. Smith, expressionless, took his arm away and let the man hit the floor with a thud. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](