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Cutting the carbs seems easy... until snack time rolls around. [Want to see what's on Meh today? Visit meh.com for the full experience. Here's a teaser of what you'll find:]( [daily deal teaser v0.5]( [WTF is for sale today at Meh?]( [See if you can guess.]( Cutting the carbs seems easy… until snack time rolls around. [Who’s buying this crap?]( [What’s the community say?]( [katbyter said:]( [Flavored ███████ peanuts for those with peanut allergies?]( [djslack said:]( [In case 100 calories isn't a clue, these are 0.92oz single serving bags. I didn't see in the specs but I found a pic to zoom in on. Also the nutrition label is a pic of the back of the bag and that is in the specs, so technically I guess it is there.]( [Num1Zero said:]( [I love cheesy poofs!]( [What did they buy?]( [So far today...]( 14825 visitors. 52% on a phone, 4% on a tablet. 603 sold. 1809 meh button clicks. $7561 total. [Ok, I give up. What the hell are you selling today?]( #CUSTOMER_SERVICE_HELL 1 active user @the_narrator 5:50 PM Welcome to CUSTOMER SERVICE HELL! Incorporating real customer messages “sent from my iPhone wishing you rot in Hell.” @the_narrator 5:51 PM For three nights, Chad had been unable to sleep properly. It seemed as if every time he closed his eyes, he had this terrible feeling that something wasn’t right. @the_narrator 5:52 PM But he would get up, use the restroom, and promptly fall asleep as if nothing was wrong upon returning to bed. @the_narrator 5:53 PM One night there was a rattling on the window, like pebbles were being thrown at it. When he went to investigate, of course, there was nothing. @the_narrator 5:54 PM Another night, he left the kitchen. On his way out, he shut off the light. Two steps forward, he jumped a little when a black shape manifested itself on the ground in front of him. His shadow. @the_narrator 5:55 PM The light in the kitchen was on once more, without any sign of tampering. @the_narrator 5:56 PM He took a sip of his drink, turned it off again, and walked away. @the_narrator 5:57 PM As he took the garbage out most recently, he felt his phone vibrate. Dropping the trash bag momentarily, he pulled out his phone and looked at the caller ID. @the_narrator 5:58 PM The number was his own phone. @the_narrator 5:59 PM The wind picked up around him, and the first sparse droplets of impending rain hit the driveway. Out of curiosity, he answered. @the_narrator 6:00 PM “I’m going above your head to file a complaint, Chad. You have no idea who I am,” threatened a distorted voice on the other end of the phone. @the_narrator 6:01 PM “Yeah, that’s accurate,” Chad casually replied before hanging up. [meh]( is a daily deal experiment by [mediocre laboratories](. © a mediocre corporation. all rights reserved, no takebacks. [View Online]( | [Update Preferences]( | [Unsubscribe](