[LaineyGossip.com - Calling all smuthounds!]
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
[Intro for November 30, 2016]
Dear Gossips,
This week [Time Magazine] named Canât Stop The Feeling, by Justin Timberlake, the Worst Song of 2016. The worst song of the worst f-cking year, which, well, is kind of the best. Heâll play like he doesnât mind and that heâll take the bad with the good but you know him, he totally minds. Because he thinks heâs the sh-t. And he thinks everyone else thinks heâs the sh-t. Not everyone was a believer though. And to commemorate JTâs achievement, shout-out to Brandon Caldwell at the Houston Press [for declaring that Canât Stop The Feeling sucks]âŚway back in MAY. Brandon, by the way, published a hilarious piece a couple of days ago about why Mimiâs All I Want For Christmas actually disrespects Santa and Christmas and therefore sucks. I mean, Iâm never going to not love Mimiâs Christmas theme that has become THE modern Christmas theme, but Brandonâs points arenât wrong. Also shout-out to Rich Juzwiak at Jezebel for insisting in SEPTEMBER that [Justin Timberlake Should Not Be Forgiven] for the Trolls soundtrack, the âworst album of the yearâ. Brandon knew. And Rich knew.
But the best album of the year? According to [Rolling Stone], itâs Lemonade, BeyoncĂŠ. Ashes to ashes. Dust to Pipsqueaks! According to the âBeyceiptsâ:
Lemonade has been crowned the best album of the year by Rolling Stone. It's the first time an album by a black female has ever achieved this [pic.twitter.com/H1gNLMxmBJ]
â BeyoncĂŠ Facts (@beyceipts) [November 28, 2016]
Thereâs a BeyoncĂŠ Twitter thread that Iâve been waiting to post for over a week now and havenât had a chance until now. [Click here] to read one songwriterâs perspective on BeyoncĂŠâs quiet contributions to R&B and new talent.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
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[Gilmore Girls: A, Single, Non-Definitive, Year In The Life]
[Lauren Graham out in New York, November 30, 2016]
I really appreciate having couple of days to sit with A Year In The Life. I took my time, as Kathleen texted me ever-more-frantically. âHave you started yet?! HURRY!â âOMG.â âOMG ARE YOU AWAKE?â (OK, that last one was me.)
I feared being disappointed, because I thought the show might be sanitized or saccharine. Ultimately, I wasnât at all, but Iâm aware that Iâm in the minority. A lot of people expected something very different than what we got.
I wonder if this is about Amy Sherman-Palladinoâs precision in language. Weâve all heard about the strict speech rules Gilmore Girls required, right? If the script says âcannotâ, you donât say âcanâtâ? Well, when the project was first announced, I distinctly remember hearing it would be âfour featuresâ, or movies â it wasnât until later that âepisodesâ was used interchangeably. Also, the title, âGilmore Girls: A Year In The Lifeâ. A year. Thatâs not an accident. Itâs not Gilmore Girls: Reunion or Homecoming or Best Friends Forever. Itâs a yearâand maybe not one of their best. But itâs also not the âending of the storyâ, for everything to be tied up in a bow and happily ever after. Not that it ever was. But people who didnât love A Year In The Life are really disappointed. In Rory, mostly (curiously, theyâre not disappointed in Lorelai). Theyâre mad at the creators. One email asked why Amy Sherman-Palladino resurrected the series just to ruin it.
I would argue this was the way the show was always supposed to go. It was always meant to beâand endâin a way that is loving but melancholy. The love of family is enduring but so are the frustrations. But fans who hated it wish it had been better, or different, and that the time to make it better or different had been taken out of that goddamned musical.
In fact, let me start with the musical. Yes, it was absurd. Too long. Diverted focus from the main characters. Even though I agree it was too long, and the after-discussion was painfully slow, I think it was a meta-nod to the series. Remember how Rory and Lorelai loved watching movies, good and bad? Saying awful lines with the actors and watching boys on the couch to see if they caught the ridiculous lines or props? Thatâs the vibe I think they wanted here. In my mind, the long cuts to dismayed Lorelai should make you think youâre sitting beside her, feeling just as terrible and like it will never end.
But younger Lorelai would have cackled at the awfulness and made jokes to Rory, or to Luke, or to Sookie. A different Lorelai would have mouthed off to the feedback circle about how bad it was and then happily gone on to eat popsicles. The fact that she canât take joy in it is one of the things that tells her she has to leave.
Because letâs be honest â Lorelai is stunted. Sheâs a much milder version of her former self, who no longer picks fights with Luke or Taylor or even manipulates people all that much. Sheâs so muted, partly from grief and exhaustion, and partly from inertia, that sheâs almost washed out. The only thing that keeps her fire going is conflict with her mother â and maybe her daughter.
The biggest open secret of Gilmore Girls is that Lorelaiâs even more intelligent than Rory. Maybe much more. But with nowhere challenging to put her brain and her energy, itâs jokes and patter and amusing herself because otherwise sheâd be so bored sheâd die. When sheâs focused on the Dragonfly or Rory or the injustice of her parents, sheâs determined and driven, but when things are quiet, itâs Paul Anka outfits and mocking her mother.
So the terrible musical wakes her up, and she realizes she canât just stay in the tiny town she landed in at sixteen unless she actively chooses it. I could have used even more of Lorelai examining her life. I think under there she could admit thereâs still a lot she left undone â but Iâll take the vulnerability and grief with Emily, and the admission that she really did do something terrible the night of the funeral, as progress. For now.
Because as Lorelai says, it all comes full circle, and will continue to. Emily and Lorelai will barb at each other until the day Emily dies, because thatâs what we do as human beings. We move forward and back, we get better and then worse, we make progress but we never become perfect, as Richard ably proves.
I sobbed over Edward Herrman. Seeing that portrait and the humour and pathos in it made me both feel he was there and miss him more. We all talk about Friday Night Lightâs Coach and Tami Taylor as a marriage we love to watch, but pour one out for Richard and Emily, who were their own ecosystem. I miss them.
I worry I will short-change Emilyâs story here, because it was so good and so achingly haunting, and because as a woman who is grieving through all four episodes, she is meaner, more detached, and more strange, and I bought it even when I didnât like it. When we feel odd seeing her in jeans, imagine how she feels. I was so there with her. I am terrified of losing people who are close to me, but I saw her doggedly being awake every day and I loved her for it, and I want to visit her at the Whaling Museum in a way that indicates I have trouble with reality.
But even though Emily loves and misses Richard, she knows he wasnât perfect. Because Richard Gilmore is still a product of his time, and all wounds arenât fixed just because someone passes, and he loves his family very much and thinks the world of them â but he gives franchise money to Luke. Not to Lorelai, whom he knows is smart and ambitious and has made a lot out of very little, but to Luke, whoâs never expressed any hopes for that. Somewhere, Richard thinks Luke being successful will buoy Lorelai, and he wants a daughter of his to be well taken care of, so the intentions are pure, in a fashion. But Richard could not see that the business that would most benefit from Richardâs largesse was built by his own daughter.
Itâs sexist, and itâs a blind spot. It doesnât make Richard not wonderful, and he still gave Lorelai the best birthday she ever had. It can be both. Gilmore Girls is both. Light and sweet, and dark and bleak. The love of your life, and the first person who appeared in front of you. All of the potential for the greatest heights, and all of the bruises when you fall back down.
Which is the statement that brings us to the polarizing figure that is Rory Gilmore.
I was shocked at how much people disliked what she was going through. How unbelievable they found it. Almost enraging, actually.
Roryâs 32ish, and has had some successes but is hitting a career stall. Sheâs unmoored with no clear path to get out of it, and sheâs got no permanent address, which you could also call âtranscontinentalâ. Sheâs a failure, or sheâs just in a little rut Also, sheâs making bad decisions in her love life.
âŚ.And?
I know so many people who tick some or all of those boxes. Why is Rory supposed to be perfect and without problems? Because sheâs smart? Because Yale? A friend of mine said she remembers Rory like this: âShe cared about grades. She was a big reader â made being smart âcoolâ. A good role model.â I donât disagree that she had some of those qualitiesâŚbut who says that a teenager like that doesnât turn into a woman like this?
Part of this is the reality of a freelance writing career. Thereâs speed, and then none. Ups and downs. Variances. I know successful writers who give their accountants aneurysms when their income goes from $200,000 one year to $12,000 the next â and thatâs not a typo. As for the people who are surprised the Stars Hollow Gazette doesnât payâŚummmâŚare things different at print publications where you are, in 2016?
Itâs totally realistic that this is where she is. Sheâs a good writer, but thatâs not the same as being a hustler. Rory did well in school because school provides an exact breakdown of what to do to succeed. But thereâs no syllabus called âExactly how to be successful as a freelancer, foreverââŚespecially at Yale.
Iâm sure she did hustle, too. That she pitched and earned and had successes. But I also buy that she got a bit tired. Used up all her contacts and needs a reset. It happens, and how you get through it is often the mark of what kind of person you areâŚwhich is what this chapter of Gilmore is actually all about.
I donât defend all of the story. I wholeheartedly agree that Rory saying she canât buy underwear was stupid. In fact, Rory probably meant she was âbrokeâ as in, she doesnât have a nest egg, and no down payment, and no viable way to start a whole new life. (For those who point out that she might have Richardâs money or Christopherâs moneyâŚwho knows. Maybe her trust only kicks in at 35? Maybe itâs all in Emilyâs control until itâs not?)
That the show has Rory use that word, âbrokeâ, means it deserves every single critique saying itâs about wealthy privileged narcissists who donât know what it is to struggle. But it might also mean hapless, privileged Rory has become exactly the person Lorelai feared she would. Once again, it can be both. This particular Rory, who I find believable, if not sympathetic? This is exactly what Lorelai thought might happen if she let her daughter into her parentsâ world.
Howâs that for full circle?
Thatâs not to blame for her romantic decisions, though, which are equal-opportunity stupid. That is, I donât know anyone who hasnât made a series of bad decisions right up until they made one good one. But even if you havenât made a bad decision ever, or know friends who haveâŚyou know Rory. Who was always desperately in love with the adrenaline hit that was Logan. Who was never able to quit him, even though he was bad for her at times. To be still wrapped up in him is a lack of progress on her part, sure âŚbut why do you want her to be perfect?
Full admission of bias â I find Logan, and the Life and Death Brigade, and especially the caper they pulled in Fall, to be ridiculously charming. I love their sense of adventure. They give Rory something nobody else does. Itâs one thing to read about Mr. Toadâs Wild Ride, and itâs another thing to have imagination enough to figure out what that could mean, especially combined with alcohol and speakeasies.
Iâm not blind to Loganâs flaws and Iâm not advocating for a guy who wants to be married and have a girl on the side, but I am charmed by them together (and I think they have better chemistry than Rory and Jess. Whoâs basically her brother now. So there.).
Why isnât it OK for Rory to take a while to figure out who she is? To have stories to tell? If she was perfect, and boring, which is the criticism a lot of us, and Paris, lobbed at this show in the beginning, why would we watch the resurrection of the show? Now that there are complications, doesnât that make things interesting? Since the last four words are exactly what you thought they would be, arenât you glad Rory has stories of mistakes sheâs made, to tell the next generation? What if her conversation with Christopher is wrong, or she heard it wrong? Donât you want to see her make the mistake? Put it this way, if itâs all perfect, arenât we just watching an hour of Kirk and his piglet?
Look, I didnât love everything. I didnât love the Paul gag at all, I wish Lorelai had expressed a bit more about the dreams sheâs only now allowing herself to have, and the lip service paid to Stars Hollowâs lack of diversity by using background actors of colour who donât actually speak? Ridiculous and offensive. Oh, and while Iâm up â Rory couldnât have called her book â30 minutes from Hartfordâ? I got the nod to âThe Facebookâ, but it was cheesy and twee in a moment that wasnât, otherwise.
But the complaints about the choices Rory makes, or the way sheâs unprepared for an interview, or the fact that Lorelai couldnât come up with something nice to say about her father when it really counted, or that she lied to Luke about going to therapy? Those are the same choices those women have been making. Weâre further down the road, but theyâre the same people we met in the year 2000âŚor at least, the people we saw them become.
You care about them because theyâre flawed. Because you want to see how they could be better. I know about all the warm feelings people have for this show, feeling like Stars Hollow is a cozy, loving place to grow up. But the show has always said that nature and nurture are in a deadlock for who you are. That you can run from your parents, but never escape them. That everything comes full circle. Itâs been there all along, beside the whimsy and the folksiness and goings-on in the gazebo that make the bitter pills of the family dynamic go down that much easier.
To me, thatâs what made the show amazing. Itâs why I watchedâŚand I canât speak for you, but I definitely think it was there all along. If youâre upset that the residents of Stars Hollow havenât stopped in time, Iâm curious about who you were coming back to see. If Rory and Lorelai and Emily have grown up to be less perfect than you hoped, does that say more about them â or about you?
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[Smutty Social Media, November 30, 2016]
[Mandy Moore out in LA with boyfriend Taylor Goldsmith, November 28, 2016]
I try really hard not to judge people who use crystals. Really hard.
[@byrdiebeauty suggested we get our auras read and I jumped at the opportunity (and ended up buying way more crystals than necessary-- as you do). Then we got to do a fun, appropriately themed photoshoot with metallics and my friends @jennstreicher and @streicherhair. Link in bio!! Ă°ÂÂÂ]
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Nov 30, 2016 at 5:53am PST
I love how she is posing beside a soundboard to promote a clothing line. Sheâs not even pretending to be a singer anymore.
[So excited to share my exclusive picks of @adidaswomen's gear and TWO of my favourite go-to sneakers for #adidasAvenueA available to order now â¤ï¸Ââ¤ï¸Ââ¤︠Get it at adidasAvenueA.com #3stripestyle]
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Nov 30, 2016 at 9:06am PST
I too am tired of Twitter threads. Besides that, Jon Hendren has the best Twitter handle.
later today im thinking of posting 85 tweets in a row so everyone quotes a different tweet and says "Thread." to it
â jon hendren (@fart) [November 29, 2016]
My kids are obsessed with wrestling so itâs on at least twice a week in our house. Itâs a fascinating look at marketing and brand development because itâs obvious every single character is hoping to be the next [Dwayne Johnson]. (I saw Moana on the weekend and wholeheartedly [agree with Sarah].)
[Grateful to share this EXCLUSIVE NEW COVER w/ you. Failure can be a cool & powerful thing.. When I was 15yrs old and started playing football, I had a dream that one day I'd play in the NFL and be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Keep in mind, at 15, I also considered becoming a pro-boxer 'cause I thought I could be beat Mike Tyson who at that time, became the youngest ever Heavyweight Champ, so clearly my goals were extremely ambitious if not crack pipe level impossible. I failed to make it to the NFL (as well as got cut from the Canadian Football League). But my football failure created a drive that still pushes me today. Now years later THE COVER of @SportsIllustrated dream & goal was just achieved. Holy shit! (that's the 15yr old in me talkin';). At the end of the day, I want to surround myself with the hungriest and most brilliant team, because I never want to just play in the game, I always want change the way the game played. And thank God I didn't fight Mike Tyson. #FromAthleteToCEO #ToTheCoverOfSportsIllustrated #SevenBucksProds #1Baller *LINK TO FULL STORY IN MY BIO]
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Nov 30, 2016 at 7:38am PST
To be totally honest, I didnât realize SJP had quit Twitter, which she calls âa fest of vitriol,â until I read [this].
[I couldn't help but wonder... why *did* @SarahJessicaParker say goodbye to Twitter? Tap the link in our bio to see what our January cover star has to say about social media. ð¸: @thomaswhiteside; Cover Story: @LauraBrown99; Styling: @AliPew; Hair: @sergenormant; Makeup: @leslielopezmakeupartist; Manicure: @ginaeppolito; Set Design: @betteradams; Production: @redhooklabs â¨]
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Nov 30, 2016 at 9:18am PST
Raya is a dating app for âelite creativeâ (ie celebrites) and hot and/or rich people. This Vogue essay breaks down [how that works out in real life]. I think Retta is too good for this and we should start Gossip Genieâing her options.
Is anyone using the Raya app?
â Retta (@unfoRETTAble) [November 25, 2016]
Sweet sentiment but honestly is that the best photo you could find, Hugh. This is such a husband move.
[Happy birthday @deborralee ! I love you with all my heart.]
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Nov 30, 2016 at 5:42am PST
Iâm out of ways to describe the face he makes. Did he sneeze one day and it got stuck in that expression?
[Thank you Sydney paparazzi for trying to capture my playful side, but instead making me look like a total creep. Can't a guy have an innocent splash fight in peace? At least let me put my tongue away next time. #creep #30s #oldguyshit #loveit]
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Nov 27, 2016 at 12:01am PST
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[Lin-Manuel Miranda is a hardcore fantasy nerd]
[Lin-Manuel Miranda]
Weâre going deep into the Dork Forest for this one. [Lin-Manuel Miranda], human sunbeam and creator of Hamilton, is going to produce an adaptation of The Kingkiller Chronicle, a fantasy novel series by Patrick Rothfuss. Sounds kind of badass, right? âKingkillerâ kind of sounds like âKingslayerâ, so maybe this is like a Game of Thrones thing? Yes, if Game of Thrones included less brutal murders and more musical numbers. The Kingkiller Chronicle is about a singing minstrel who quit adventuring to run an inn. Itâs really, REALLY nerdy.
So I guess it makes sense that the worldâs #1 theater dork is bringing it to the screen. Mirandaâa big fan of the booksâis being tapped as the âcreative producerâ of the project, which will include both film and TV iterations. Ron Howard wanted to do something similar with Stephen Kingâs Dark Tower, but for now thatâs just a movie. These big fantasy worlds certainly have the space to span multi-platform storytelling but the problem is the audience. Even the highest rated TV shows pull less than half the domestic audience of a blockbuster, which isnât even accounting for foreign audiences who might not have access to the TV show. So you have to be judicious about which information is going where, and what stories youâre telling in which sphere.
Kingkiller is going to try and go the Marvel route, with the feature films telling the central story of Kvothe, the retired minstrel hero, while the TV show(s) âexpand on the world outside the booksâ. (Ask Marvel how this model is workingâit isnât.) Uniting all of it will be original music from Miranda, who is going to serve as composer and write the songs. Right now it doesnât sound like heâll be involved as an actor, though there is apparently an option for him to participate in potential stage versions, too. Boy, they are really banking on Kingkiller being a phenomenon. I think thereâs a limit to how much fantasy people will accept in mainstream entertainment, but you do you.
All this is coming from Lionsgate, who is desperate to launch a new franchise after The Hunger Games wrapped up. Theyâve doubled-down on John Wickâgood callâand theyâre launching Power Rangers next yearâgood luckâbut this is their first stab at what is basically a cinematic universe. They could a lot worse than putting Lin-Manuel Miranda in charge of setting the tone. (Just look at DC Films to see what happens when you pick the wrong tone.) Whatever ends up happening with The Kingkiller Chronicle, at least weâll get some new Miranda music out of it. I actually want to hear what an epic fantasy battle ode by Lin-Manuel Miranda sounds like.
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[Matt & BenâÂÂs great timing]
[Ben Affleck and Matt Damon out in LA, November 29, 2016]
Good Will Hunting came out 19 years ago this week. That was the beginning of [Matt] and [Ben]. Damon and Affleck. And all the hysteria that followed and now the nostalgia thatâs replaced it. Will there be some kind of 20 year anniversary celebration next year? Matt and Ben stepped out together and got papped yesterday in LA. Their show, Incorporated, which they produced together, premieres on Syfy today. Coincidence or conspiracy? I mean, every outlet thatâs published these pictures that Iâve seen has mentioned Incorporated and itâs not like there would have been that many Google hits on Incorporated today if not for these images. Look, Iâve just mentioned Incorporated three times, now four. Youâre welcome Matt and Ben. Or, rather, thank you Matt and Ben for giving us new photos of yourselves. Thatâs always how the celebrity relationship works. THEYâre the ones doing YOU the favour.
Anyway, in addition to Incorporated, Benâs also getting ready for the release of Live By Night. The film is opening (limited) on Christmas Day before going wide in January to qualify for awards consideration. As Sarah mentioned in the [previous post about Casey Affleck], this showed up on Twitter yesterday:
LIVE BY NIGHT is a disaster. No idea what happened here, but it's one of the year's worst movies. I'm stunned.
â Jeremy Smith (@mrbeaks) [November 29, 2016]
Now thatâs just one criticâs opinion and complete reviews seem to be embargoed so far but thereâs another critic who comments on that thread and while he doesnât openly concur with the assessment, his comment âall below the lineâ is tacit agreement. And it [calls back to Varietyâs article] on Live By Night after it screened a couple of weeks ago, with focus on the filmâs â[crafts]â and practically no mention of the merit of the storytelling or the acting soâŚ
So⌠Iâm curious. SO curious now. Really, really, REALLY want to know what weâre dealing with here. And especially since his brother is currently the frontrunner for Best Actor. Ben has Oscars but heâs never been anywhere near the acting categories. Which, as an actor, itâs not like, you know, heâs never thought about it.
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Posted at 5:42 PM
[Casey Affleck is fine]
[Casey Affleck attends the 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City]
Critical status update reportâ[Casey Affleck], actor and Oscar hopeful, continues to be absolutely, totally, 100% okay despite [serious allegations of sexual harassment]. The latest pit stop on the Casey Affleck Is Doing Just Fine Tour is the National Board of Review, where he won Best Actor for his performance in Manchester by the Sea, which was also named the best film of the year. The NBR isnât totally reliable as an Oscar predictor, but theyâre more in the ballpark than, say, the Gotham Awards which by the way Casey A-Okay won one of those, too.
And the machine is in full gear, working to make sure that those sexual harassment allegations against Affleck donât gain the kind of momentum that took down Nate Parker and ended his Oscar hopes. Over the weekend, The Daily Beast [laid out in detail] the substance of the allegations against Affleck from 2010, and [other outlets started piling on]. But Affleckâs team was quick to mobilize, and [The Wrap reports] that his PR rep called a reporter who reposted the story and asked him to take it downâand he did. This is the protection in placeâwhatâs the opposite of a love shield? A dirt blanket?âthat when the story canât be contained to a brief, almost gentle acknowledgment of past bad behavior, often sloughed off as nothing more than tomfoolery, people are asked to simply stop talking about it, and amazingly many do. This machine doesnât work for Nate Parker, but Casey Affleckâs shady f*cking past wonât be anything more than a speedbump on his road to Oscar glory. AndâŚwhy do you think that is?
Manchester also picked up an NBR ribbon for Kenneth Lonerganâs screenplay and Lucas Hedges got a breakout award, and with this, sh*t starts getting real. The current odds have La La Land as the Oscar favorite, but it got totally shut out at the NBR. Those nerds have bizarre tasteâthey also honored Hacksaw Ridge and Sullyâbut this is probably the line in the sand this year. Manchester and La La Land are going to start splitting a lot of votes as we move into critic groupsâ and guild awards. In a less flaming dogsh*t turdpile year, I think Manchester is the clear favorite, but La La Land is basically a dream orgasm of escapism, so itâs getting the [bounce].
But the littlest Affleck is fine, heâll continue to be fine, and heâs just getting started at winning prizes. There is another shadow hanging over his Oscar run, though, and thatâs big brother Ben. His latest film, Live By Night, also positioned as an Oscar hopeful, has just started screening for critics. Early word? [It sucks].That may be the nicest gift you could give Casey this Christmas.
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[Justin on break]
[Justin Bieber arrives at Tape Night Club in London, November 29, 2016]
[Justin Bieber] played his last show of the Purpose tour in London last night. He now has a couple of months off before heading to Latin America in February, although heâs scheduled to perform in Miami Beach on New Yearâs Eve. He needs the break though. As weâve seen, tour life can be hard on certain artists. Not everyone has the constitution for it. Justin in particular and on this tour, well, weâve seen him cancel his meet and greets, get into his feelings about not being heard on stage, and a few months ago he quit Instagram and still hasnât reactivated, at least not publicly. He talked about Instagram last night during his show, teasing his fans about getting back on, and then calling it hell:
I guess thatâs a no for now on Instagram.
Is it a yes or no his current look? Itâs the 70s glasses. One of the Jenners was wearing them a couple of weeks ago too. Is it a â[new Brat Pack]â thing? You know the first image that came into my head when I saw JB reminds in these glasses though? Mark David Chapman. Terrible association, I know.
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Posted at 4:23 PM
[Sexy Archie]
[KJ Apa on Instagram]
If you read the Archie comics growing up, âsexyâ probably isnât the word you would use to describe Riverdaleâs resident redhead. Awkward? Sure. Charming? Maybe. A sexy heartthrob with abs of steel? Nope. Well, the CW has released a teaser for its new teen drama Riverdale, a grittier take on the classic comic series and Archie is HOT. Everyone is HOT. All of your favourite characters are represented and their hair colours are spot on. Otherwise, this sure isnât the Archie you remember from your supermarket checkout aisle.
If you couldnât tell from the ominous music or if you just got distracted by shirtless Archie ([hello KJ Apa!]), the story is going to follow a murder mystery which rattles the small town of Riverdale and picks up just after the arrival of Veronica Lodge, played by newcomer Camila Mendes. Lili Reinhart plays her famous frenemy and pop cultureâs quintessential girl-next-door Betty Cooper, who is caught up in her crush on Archie and an overbearing mother. Archieâs aloof former bestie Jughead Jones will be played by Cole Sprouse â yes, of the Big Daddy/ Secret Life of Zack and Cody Sprouse twins. And casually, Luke freaking Perry is Archieâs dad Fred. The trailer only provides quick glimpses of the cast so hereâs a closer look at the new Betty, Veronica, Archie and Jughead.
Here it is! Check out a new promo video for [@CW_Riverdale], premiering Jan. 26 at 9/8c on [@TheCW]! [ [#Riverdale] [@kj_apa] [pic.twitter.com/puvbNcCnQ1]
â Archie Comics (@ArchieComics) [November 28, 2016]
So aside from being an hour-long Ralph Lauren ad, based on the above trailer, the show is going to be chalk-full of intrigue, heartache and brooding. If I were to imagine a live action version of the Archie comics I grew up with, Iâd probably lean more towards Freaks and Geeks meets Saved by the Bell than Pretty Little Liars meets Twin Peaks. But this is the CW weâre talking about and a Twin Peaks version of Archie is exactly what they were going for, according to executive producer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa. He also wrote a revamped, creepy version of the comics that this show is based on. Aguirre-Sacasa told EW that Riverdale is â[definitely Archie, but a little darker, a little more complex and a little weirder than you might rememberâŚ]â
Iâll admit that I was a little sceptical that a sexy take on Archie wasnât a horrible idea but Iâve never met a teen drama I didnât like. And this is coming from the former showrunner of one of my all-time favourites Dawsonâs Creek and the network that gave us Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries, two series I watched for way longer than a grown woman should have.
Plus, the Archie comics are rife with great dramatic storylines. Exploring the dynamic between Betty and Veronica, beyond their clichĂŠ competition over Archie, could be a series on its own. Then thereâs the openly gay character Kevin Keller, who will be represented in the series. Furthermore, along with Camilla Mendesâs Veronica, there are other Archie characters of colour who could pop up to [add some diversity to the cast]. Thereâs the comicsâ OG black character Chuck Clayton, Valerie Brown of Josie and the Pussycats (so far, we only know for sure that Josie will be in Riverdale) and newer characters Raj Patel, Kimiko and Tomoko.
Oh, and apparently, Archie [has a secret fling with Miss Grundy]! WHAT. Guys, I canât wait for Sexy Archie.
Riverdale premieres Thursday, Jan. 26 at 9 p.m. on The CW.
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Posted at 4:02 PM
[Leonardo DiCaprio and a plane full of women]
[Leonardo DiCaprio/Victoria's Secret models]
The Victoriaâs Secret Fashion Show is tonight in Paris. This is when someone typically makes a [Leonardo DiCaprio] joke. [Erin Foster]âs come up with the best one so far. Erin is David Fosterâs daughter. She and her sister were on a show called Barely Famous. Erin and Sara hang with a lot of famous people. Theyâre close with people like Kate Hudson and Courteney Cox, and [Jennifer Meyer], Tobey Maguireâs ex-wife, is a good friend too. So check what Erin posted on Instagram:
[Raise your hand if you've told Leo you're on the pill.]
A photo posted by Erin Foster (@erinfoster) on
Nov 28, 2016 at 5:04pm PST
And check out who liked it:
A reader called Sarah sent that to me. Apparently [Gwyneth] also commented with a laughing emoji and so did Jennifer Meyer. So, when they get together for their Hollywood Blondes brunches to talk sh-t about everyone else in town, theyâve all probably also talked sh-t and laugh about Leo. When does talking sh-t become really f-cking weird though? Like Bella Hadid was on that plane. Bella just turned 20, sheâs right in that Leo sweet spot. Bella is also Erin Fosterâs stepsister. David Foster and Bellaâs mother, Yolanda, were married through Bellaâs adolescence. Leo would have, literally, watched her grow up. Right now Leoâs target f-ck pool is the sister group of the Hollywood Blondes club. But in a few years? Not even that many years? Itâll be their daughters and nieces.
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Posted at 3:38 PM
[âÂÂAsk the LAPDâÂÂ]
[Leah Remini visits the SiriusXM Studio on November 29, 2016 in New York City]
Earlier this month, I wrote about the trailer for [Leah Remini]âs [Scientology docuseries for A&E,] which premiered last night. For the last 3 or so years, Leah has been Scientologyâs public enemy #1. That is saying a lot, because for a fairly new religion, Scientology has many enemies -- journalists, documentary film makers, and former members. Part of the reason the battle continues to rage with Leah is because they canât shut her up; her family left with her, so they have no leverage; if they have dirt on her, itâs not enough to scare her. And most important, she is famous. Specifically, she is sitcom famous, meaning that she has been in thousands, maybe millions, of living rooms, and sheâs been able to harness that familiarity into trustworthiness.
Yesterday Leah participated in a [Reddit AMA] and covered a lot of the allegations that weâve heard before from her and other ex members â the Church is exploitative and keeps members in check through various forms of intimidation, blackmail and punishment. All of the allegations are shocking, but we are shocked by the news every day. A religion that has systemic abuse in its veins isnât the headline it was 5 years ago. I feel at this point itâs pretty much a general consensus that Scientology is batsh-t nuts.
So what else is there to say, how can she get headlines? This is where Leah turns to her training, to her years of experience as a working actress, to her instinct to be public. This strategy has worked and she said in the AMA that she feels safe and protected by the âworld at largeâ. Secrets hide in the shadows, [not on Dancing With the Stars]. Leah has knocked around Hollywood forever and knows a good angle and a great pull quote. Hereâs a prime example: a Redditor asks what happened to David Miscavigeâs wife and she answers, âI actually do not know. Ask the LAPD.â That is a great pull quote, right? Iâve perked up a bit.
There are more gossipy nuggets throughout the AMA, like why does Scientology attract so many celebrities? Leah asserts that there are not actually a lot of famous Scientologists, but they do an excellent job of marketing themselves as the religion of Hollywood. They are like a middling local restaurant that bills themselves as âworld famous.â
Iâve also wondered how deeply the Church is involved in a celebrityâs career because they take credit for everything. She says she was punished for a photoshoot considered too racy/unbecoming of a Scientologist. As many users pointed out, [Tom Cruise] has had sex scenes â so who decides what is âunbecoming?â Even if they would make concessions for their ride-or-die, what about an actress like Laura Prepon, who has done partial-nude scenes on OITNB? Is it a case-by-case basis, or have they loosened up the rules in order to keep high-profile members on? (My suspicion is that a lot of it has to do with money and how much the âunbecomingâ work will line the coffers.)
Leah also touches on the idea of elitism, and how Scientology draws people in by making them believe they are special and the only ones who can fix the worldâs problems. To do that, they must only associate with other special people (who all happen to be Scientologists). They praise exemplary members with awards and certificates in elaborate ceremonies, like getting a trophy at a school assembly. Within this group there are extra special elite people - celebrities. Celebrities love awards (even Peopleâs Choice Awards). And what do they receive from the Church? VIP Xenu service! As Leah explains:
âWe had special course rooms in separate parts of the buildings. Any complaint we had about the outside world was met with agreement from the "Church." We were serviced differently, we had supervisors doing courses in our homes, giving special schedules to celebrities. Staff was interrogated by the Church. Often times there were Sea Org members working for celebrities in their homes, personally working for them. I know of one celeb who had a sea org member working in their home and sea org members were averaging $25/week. The labor laws don't apply to any church therefor they were made to work ungodly hours, forced into interrogations if making human mistakes around the celebrity.â
Itâs impossible to talk about Scientology without bringing up Tom Cruise â he is the Churchâs world ambassador. According to her, he is considered a Messiah and believed to be âsinglehandedly changing the planet.â If you donât like Mission Impossible 25: Jack Reacher Running or whatever, you better keep it to yourself.
She also brings up [Katie Holmes] in a very purposeful, if low-key, way. The question is, âHave any other actors come to you for support or help?â Leah answers, âThe policy of the "Church" does not allow them to come to me. Former high ranking Sea Org members like Debbie Cook and former members like Katie Holmes are forbidden to speak to other SPs. Certain members are forced to sign agreements that does not allow them to speak to ex members.â
This is not headline grabbing stuff, this is not a bombshell. But it really sums up where Tomâs thinking was at when Katie left and how he prioritized what was most important to him. It also speaks to how badly Katie wanted to get away from all of it â imagine signing away your ability to speak to certain people because your ex-husbandâs religion forbids it? If that is indeed what happened, it is a frighteningly controlling tactic.
Leah knows the salacious bits (read: Tom and Katie) get attention, but she also speaks about the bravery of ex-Church members and makes tangible suggestions, like calling law enforcement, judges, lawyers, council people to report Church abuse. After her tell-all book and many, many interviews, her long game is become more evident. She wants to end Scientology.
To push this rock up the hill, sheâs also relying on South Park, on Going Clear, and on all the batsh-t stories weâve heard.
Q: Out of all the rumours surrounding Scientology, which one is true and hits the hardest for you?
Leah: I don't [know] what rumors we're referring to here. I haven't read anything that has been inaccurate.
Thatâs quiet confidence. There have been A LOT of rumours, and many were centered around Katie/Suri/Tom; Leah would certainly be aware of the rumours and by not saying anything, she is saying everything, but subtly, also not Scientologyâs strong suit. How does the Church counter? What sputtering, insult-filled statement will they come up with? What is the strategy behind closed doors? Iâd hate to be David Miscavigeâs assistant on any day, but today would be particularly brutal.
Here's Leah promoting her show on SiriusXM in New York yesterday.
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Posted at 3:01 PM
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
[Smutty Social Media, November 29, 2016]
[Sarah Jessica Parker at The View in New York, November 28, 2016]
Mark Wahlberg has soccer mom hair.
[Happy Thanksgiving to all. â¤ï¸ÂĂ°ÂÂŚÂĂ°ÂÂÂ]
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Nov 24, 2016 at 4:59pm PST
This is a totally appropriate reaction to being on the Jumbotron. I would argue that it is the least-embarrassing reaction one could have.
[This captures the awkwardness a little better lmao I didn't know what the hell to do with my faceĂ°ÂÂÂ @kelleybakerbrows]
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Nov 29, 2016 at 8:59am PST
SJP is opening a bricks and mortar store in the new MGM National Harbour resort near Washington, DC. An interesting location choice for her first retail spot.
[Today I reveal every detail of our long held secret! After many trips on @amtrak to DC, on-site construction visits, meetings on design and curating a very special collection we are opening our first standalone @sjpcollection store inside the brand new @mgmnationalharbor. The big launch is on December 8th and I'm counting down the hours, minutes and seconds until we officially open the doors. Because perhaps then I will actually believe it's real. Follow @sjpcollection to learn more over the coming weeks and months. X, Sj]
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Nov 29, 2016 at 6:07am PST
Floyd Mayweather and TI are fighting again.
[Gotta love these backseat drivers so worried about another man's legacy instead of trying to write their own. Ultimately, I will always have the last laugh. This is just one of my many checks, a cool $100,000,000.00 that I still have every dime of. Y'all still have to work however, I'm happily retired. At the end of the day, it's them Benjamin Franklins that matter to me, so the jokes on you. I've made smart investments, sorry for those who thought that I couldn't read, write, or count. Y'all call them watches, I call them time pieces. Y'all call them boats, I call them yachts. Y'all call them houses, I call them mansions. Y'all charter jets and we own jets. #TMT]
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Nov 28, 2016 at 11:42pm PST
Next gen branding: 17-year-old Brooklyn Beckhamâs first book comes out in May.
[The full cover of my book 'what I see' hope you like it. Link to pre order and signed copies in bio ^^]
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Nov 29, 2016 at 9:14am PST
This Is Us meets Hamilton.
[What a great time at @hamiltonmusical with my @chrishell7. Powerful performance by @michaelluwoye. So well done. WOW!! The entire cast...so special.]
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Nov 27, 2016 at 8:09am PST
I love that Barbra Streisand exchanges presents with a former President, like sheâs a head of state. And when she goes home, she will find a spot for her new gift [in her basement mall].
[Before the show in Houston, exchanging gifts with President George Bush and First Lady, Barbara Bush. The standing ovation they received when I introduced them from the stage was truly moving. Thank you H-Town!!]
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Nov 28, 2016 at 11:11pm PST
The Wolf Pack (nĂŠe Pussy Posse) is meandering through Europe⌠think they will make their way to Paris for an early Christmas aka the Victoriaâs Secret fashion show.
[Linlithgow Palace, Scotland]
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Nov 28, 2016 at 4:00pm PST
Today, Lainey wrote about [Taylorâs deal with AT&T]. Reese Witherspoonâs new company, Hello Sunshine, is also partnering with AT&T and DirecTV Now. When they inevitably run into one another, do they gossip about Jake Gyllenhaal?
[So excited to partner with @att and #DirecTVNow to bring @hellosunshine's female-driven content to their customers! âÂÂï¸Â]
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Nov 28, 2016 at 4:12pm PST
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Posted at 11:25 PM
[CHERYL IS HAVING LIAMâÂÂs BABY]
[Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole/Tweedy head to a Christmas concert in London, November 29, 2016]
Thatâs an all-caps title because itâs an all-caps event in the life of a Directioner. Do Directioners even exist anymore? Yes, apparently, they do. At least on Twitter, where they are freaking the f-ck out. But letâs backtrack.
[Liam Payne] and Cheryl (what is her last name now that sheâs not married to that guy anymore, can I just say Tweedy? Or does she go down to one name? I think she wants to go to one name. But is [Cheryl Tweedy] a one-name star? I really donât think so) Tweedy [started dating about 6 months ago]. Recently there have been all kinds of rumours that sheâs pregnant. Iâve not been paying attention. Itâs one of those stories that hovers in the air and you keep walking past it becauseâŚreally? Cherylâs having Liamâs baby?
Well, here they are tonight in London heading to a Christmas concert. They stepped out to make a statement. The statement is pretty clear. Like this was an outing with a very specific purpose: confirmation. And this is why Directioner Twitter is losing its mind. Because theyâre taking it as confirmation that, yes indeed, CHERYL IS HAVING LIAMâs BABY.
Thatâs two 1D dads: Louis first, Liam next. And thenâŚ
And then Iâm going to say Louis again. Louis again before Niall, Zayn, or Harry. You?
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Posted at 11:04 PM
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