Newsletter Monday, April 30, 2018

[LaineyGossip.com - Calling all smuthounds!] Monday, April 30, 2018 [Intro for April 30, 2018]( [Tessa Thompson of the film Little Woods poses for a portrait during the 2018 Tribeca Film Festival at Spring Studio on April 21, 2018 in New York City](Dear Gossips, Avengers: Infinity War broke all kinds of records this weekend at the box office, surpassing Star Wars: The Force Awakens to achieve the biggest domestic opening of all time. So, technically, Avengers is bigger than Star Wars? Fanbases can sometimes get quite competitive. Are the Star Wars nerds pissed about Avengers? Or does that nerd sh-t only happen between Marvel and DC? Since Avengers is officially the highest grossing movie worldwide, I’m assuming that many of you reading this site today have already seen it. I saw it yesterday and that was already considered kinda late. I’m asking because Sarah managed to avoid spoilers [in her review]( last week but now that the first weekend is behind us, and now that enough people know what happens at the end, and at the beginning, and in the middle….how much longer do we have to wait before we talk about it? We already have to wait an entire year before we finish, as Avengers 4 (there’s still no title but I wonder now if they’ve held off on confirming the title because of what happens in Infinity War so as not to spoil anything?) doesn’t come out until May 3, 2019. Before that though, there’s Ant-Man which is due out in just a few weeks on July 6 and while what happens in that movie takes place BEFORE what we just saw in Infinity War, apparently the story will include information that will be critical to understanding what will go down when we finally get to Avengers 4. Which is kind of a problem for me because… I don’t really care about Ant-Man and now I’m supposed to? We’re still also supposed to keep caring about Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye, by the way. But the one I care about most though is Valkyrie. WHERE IS SHE? Here’s what Tessa Thompson has to say about that: I exist in the overlap — Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) [April 28, 2018]( And this, LOL: me in Infinity Wars. [pic.twitter.com/g7fAjUcm95]( — Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) [April 30, 2018]( Note the typo there, by the way. She [joked about the extra “s”]( later but, I mean, now that you’ve seen how it all goes down, it’s either a looooong ass war…or a war in two parts, right? Here’s Tessa at the Tribeca Film Festival last week posing like a boss. And also attached – Chadwick Boseman out for lunch in LA this weekend. Chadwick was seen [in Atlanta last fall]( when they were working on Avengers 4 so… Yours in gossip, Lainey [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 12:41 PM [What Else?]( [Dakota Johnson ](Would you use the “cry closet” or would you have used it when you were in school? I understand why there’s a need for it. Because exam time is a motherf-cker and the stress can be unbearable. The location of this particular “cry closet”, however, [seems a little… high traffic](? The point of it being a closet is to give a person privacy. Look at where it is though – this is not exactly a discreet location. Also, at my school, the “cry closet” would not have been used for crying. We were all horny assholes. We would have probably gone in there to make out. Which is its own source of stress relief. (Dlisted) I really love a thrill ride park. I really love rollercoasters. So I’ve been thinking – [would I want to have an entire thrill ride park to myself and my friends](? The immediate reaction is… f-ck yeah! But… would it be weird if the place was empty? It sucks when it’s packed, of course, and the lines are hours long for a ride that takes 2 minutes, sure. But those are two extremes. The ideal is for there to be *some* people around. Enough to make the park feel alive. But not enough to delay you. I actually like waiting a couple of minutes before going on a ride because it jacks up your nervous energy. Waiting two turns before you get on is pretty much the perfect situation. (Jezebel) This isn’t the first time we’ve heard Cruz Beckham singing on social media. The Beckhams have four children. Brooklyn is into celebrity-photography – as in being a celebrity and taking photographs. Romeo has done some modelling but to me he seems to be the one most likely to be an athlete, like his father. Harper Seven is too young to really showcase any proper interests so that leaves Cruz who could be the one to continue his ma’s popstar legacy. But… every popstar should have “it”. [Does Cruz have “it”](? Does he have “it” any more than your cousin, who keeps posting videos of her kid singing on Facebook? (JustJared) [Is Prince Harry eating well and exercising because Meghan Markle told him to](? Or is it because he too wants to look amazing on his wedding day, in his wedding portraits. Dudes care about that as well. Some dudes care more about it than the brides. I have a friend who had his and her blowouts on wedding day. And his blowout took longer than hers. (Cele|bitchy) [I’m pretty obsessed with this dress on Dakota Johnson](. Never going to complain about a high collar. I love this sleeve length. There’s a waist, yes, but it doesn’t seem restrictive. The velvet adds to the comfort level. And this colour is SPECTACULAR. (Go Fug Yourself) I’ve been thinking about this all day – the “[late bloom of Janelle Monae](”. Is she a late bloomer? Or are WE the late bloomers who didn’t appreciate her before now? (The Ringer) [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 7:59 PM [JC Chasez, NSYNC’s rightful frontman?]( this month, Billboard posted an article called “[In Defense of JC Chasez” *NSYNC's Underappreciated Boy Band Frontman](.” In January of last year, a Buzzfeed post argued that “[JC was actually the best member of *NSYNC.](” JC Chasez is having an Internet moment and I am HERE for it for two reasons: one, each of these declarations of JC’s talent is throwing shade at Justin Timberlake and two, they’re not wrong. Today *NSYNC will be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. All five members will be at the ceremony which means that it will be THE JT SHOW. He will inevitably make it all about him, cracking the loudest “jokes” and standing front and center in all of the photos. Here’s the thing: Justin Timberlake WAS the breakout star of *NSYNC. You could argue that he should be front of center. When I was in my Justin Timberlake Sunken Place, I truly believed he was the most talented and best member of *NSYNC. He’s the only one who went one to achieve solo success and the only one with a relevant career today. [Justin Timberlake](’s talent isn’t up for debate here. The debate is whether, in the confines of *NSYNC the boyband, [JC Chasez]( was the one who actually deserved the praise and access to the best producers to give him the best shot at success post-*NSYNC? If JC was given the shot JT was, would we be living in an alternative reality where JC Chasez is the Billboard chart-topping pop star and Justin Timberlake is the one giving tours of the new [*NSYNC pop-up shop](? Justin Timberlake had Timbaland and The Neptunes create incredible songs for him. Justin’s first solo single was [Like I Love You, produced by The Neptunes](. That song holds up. It’s still a banger. Even though I broke up with Justin years ago (#NeverForget), I can still admit that the entire Justified album is solid. On the other hand, JC Chasez’s first solo single was called Blowin Me Up (With Her Love) and it is god-awful. I forgot how bad it is. Try to get through this music video without laughing so hard tea comes out of your nose. Just me? Also, it was on the Drumline soundtrack and Tara Reid stars in the video. This video is SO 2002 it should be wearing low-rise jeans and a belly button ring. Blowin Me Up (With Her Love) was [co-produced by JC and Dallas Austin](, who actually has legit songs on his resume like TLC’s Unpretty and Pink’s Don’t Let Me Get Me. I don’t know what happened here but this song is trash. It was followed up with an even bigger heaping pile of garbage called All Day Long I Dream About Sex. I’m sorry I am subjecting you to that atrocity on a Monday. You don’t deserve this. My intention when I started writing this post was to point out that now would be a great time for JC Chasez to attempt to resurrect his solo career. I’m not interested in an *NSYNC reunion, mainly because Justin Timberlake would, as Lainey would say, “cockjack” the entire thing. I also have no desire to ever see Chris Kirkpatrick again. Plus, if we’re being real, it’s probably never going to happen. My point was going to be that JC should ride the nostalgia for his talent and the pieces calling for him to claim his rightful place as the true frontman of *NSYNC (at the band’s peak he was the best looking and had the best vocals, let’s fight) but after revisiting those videos, I don’t know anymore. Those singles and videos were not worthy of a man who could deliver a [vocal performance like this](. So, I guess my point is that now would still be the perfect time for JC to release new music but he’s going to have to come with a lot better than the sh-t he’s released in the past. He also, um, needs to do something about his ...styling. (Lainey: Or at least his hair!) I’m sorry but what’s going on in this video? He looks COMPLETELY different. [A post shared by Entertainment Tonight (@entertainmenttonight)]( on Apr 27, 2018 at 2:06pm PDT Here's JC at the farmers market in LA on the weekend. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 7:33 PM [Brie Larson & Samuel L Jackson at work on Infinity War weekend]( [Samuel L Jackson and Brie Larson on the set of Captain Marvel, April 28, 2018](If you haven’t seen Avengers: Infinity War yet, you should probably just look at the pictures. Because some of the post-Infinity War conversation is about these two. I’ll start a new paragraph now just to give you some time to run away… ......... ............ ....................... As we see at the end, after the credits, Nick Fury makes a distress call (page?) before he…um… you know. And then a symbol comes up on the screen, it’s the symbol for Captain Marvel. I don’t know sh-t about Captain Marvel’s backstory but I have been able to pick up, through covering movie news, that she hangs out in the 90s or something and can time travel? The Captain Marvel movie comes out in March 2019, two months before Avengers 4. Which means that what we learn in the movie about her will be critical to what we found out in Avengers 4. Which likely means that she’ll be one of the keys to the Avengers assembling to defeat Thanos once and for all, especially if she has anything to do with Time, which would then explain why Doctor Strange did what he did because “it was the only way”. Sure. But they should also probably explain, if she’s so special, why she couldn’t have come over to Wakanda and helped out. It’s not like they couldn’t have used her. You remember Okoye’s reaction when Wanda joined the action? Remember the look on Okoye’s face? And what she said? Why the f-ck was she chillin’ up in the lab if she could can do THAT?! Sarah’s probably exhaling in frustration with all my entry-level questions. Sorry, Sarah. What I should say here is that the MCU has clearly thought of all of this in advance. Because in this movie, Rocket’s spare eye obviously came in handy. So they’re aware of how everything should be knitted together. Which I appreciate. I’m just… impatient. Here are [Brie Larson]( and [Samuel L Jackson]( in Atlanta this weekend working on Captain Marvel. As you can see, Sam doesn’t have an eye patch. So I guess he loses his eye in her origin story. And I should mention that she too was seen in Atlanta last fall when they were shooting Avengers 4. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 6:53 PM [Smutty Social Media, April 30, 2018]( [Jennifer Lopez at the 2018 Billboard Latin Music Awards at Mandalay Bay Events Center, April 26, 2018](This morning, Lainey posted about Gwyneth’s [loose pink dress](. I’m on the same wavelength as Lainey in terms of smutty senses, although I think the journey will be different. But then there’s this, posted by Brad Falchuk. A “quick dinner” of steak and frites, artichokes and a lovely salad. With two glasses of red wine. I’m more interested in the steak – in It’s All Good, she revealed that she hadn’t eaten red meat in 20 years, after her friend Leo planted a seed about factory conditions. Maybe that changed. Or maybe she’s craving it right now? [A post shared by @bradfalchuk]( on Apr 28, 2018 at 1:33pm PDT Remember Miley’s infamous Vanity Fair photo shoot, when she was covered with just a sheet? It was 10 years ago. And now she’s taking back her apology, as she should. The gossip landscape was very different a decade ago. That’s why Miley apologized – to appease her fanbase at the time. That is not her fanbase now. If this photo was released today, with a 15-year-old girl, the blowback would be much different. IM NOT SORRY Fuck YOU [#10yearsago]( [pic.twitter.com/YTJmPHKwLX]( — Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) [April 29, 2018]( I bet a lot of the people mad at the incredible (and funny as f-ck) Michelle Wolf are excited about [Colin Oatmeal Jost](C2%A0johansson-walks-avengers-infinity-war-red-carpet-with-colin-jost/49707?celebrityId=29113) and Michael Che hosting the Emmys. It's gonna be so exciting to see a witch hunt catch an actual witch! — Colin Jost (@ColinJost) [April 9, 2018]( My family used to eat escargots (live ones, not from a can) all the time when I was a kid. One night my mom washed them and set them in a pot overnight, and she didn’t secure the lid. When we woke up, there were snails all over the kitchen – on the walls and counters and appliances. We had to peel them off. None of us have eaten one since. I don’t even remember what they taste like, but every time I see them I kind of shudder. [A post shared by Sam Smith (@samsmithworld)]( on Apr 29, 2018 at 5:11am PDT Blake Lively is promoting A Simple Favour, which means she is changing outfits every 3 hours like she usually does on these promo tours. It’s kind of exhausting. [A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively)]( on Apr 28, 2018 at 5:17pm PDT [A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively)]( on Apr 28, 2018 at 9:16pm PDT [A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively)]( on Apr 29, 2018 at 7:39am PDT [A post shared by Blake Lively (@blakelively)]( on Apr 29, 2018 at 6:30pm PDT JLo and ARod continue with their creams and whites and golds – a matching colour palette I’ve noted before. Her new song is called, El Anillo, which translates to “the ring” and lyrics include, “hit a home run with the bases loaded.” In an interview with [Beats 1](, she talked about the relationship and a possible engagement, saying, “We’re good right now. I’ve done that before to no avail, so I’m a little bit more grown-up now, and I like to let things take their natural course.” The key phrase is “good right now.” It sounds like there’s a limit to her patience. [A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo)]( on Apr 29, 2018 at 9:47pm PDT [A post shared by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo)]( on Apr 28, 2018 at 7:31pm PDT [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 6:12 PM [Katy Perry: Orlando and Snow White]( [Pope Francis meets singer Kate Perry and actor Orlando Bloom during the ](Let’s go in chronological order – over the weekend, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom were photographed together, holding hands, while sightseeing in Rome. They also met the Pope together at the Vatican during a conference to cure cancer. These are the first overtly coupled shots we’ve had of Katy and Orly since they’ve been back together. [According to PEOPLE](, they’re now “exclusive” again. It was over a year ago, in March 2017, that Katy and Orly announced that they were taking “[loving space]( from each other. Translation at the time: he wanted to f-ck other people. Which is all but confirmed in PEOPLE’s story about them officially getting back together: “Orlando got sick of being single. Dating different women is not so alluring to him anymore.” Well that’s comforting. And romantic. Hey [Katy](, let’s get back together because I’m bored of fresh pussy. Katy, as we’ve seen, has trouble sticking a breakup. It’s her triple axel. She couldn’t do a one and done breakup with John Mayer and she clearly can’t do it with [Orlando Bloom](. In other Katy news, after getting home from Rome, she went straight into work on American Idol last night. Apparently it was Disney themed? And she went as Snow White. She’s a pretty good Snow White actually, non? Like a picture-perfect Snow White. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 5:01 PM [Michelle Pfeiffer gets busy]( [Michelle Pfeiffer attends a screening of 'Scarface' during the 2018 Tribeca Film Festival at Beacon Theatre on April 19, 2018 in New York City](After taking a few years off, Michelle Pfeiffer returned in 2017, appearing in several movies including mother! and Murder on the Orient Express. This year, she returns to comic book movies in Ant-Man and the Wasp—no one is psyched for this movie but the cast is AMAZING, so maybe we should be? I dunno, just a thought—and now she’s in talks to join Angelina Jolie in the Maleficent sequel, which I assume is called Maleficent 2: Evil Fairy Boogaloo. (Although to be fair, Maleficent wasn’t really evil in the movie.) Did you notice [Michelle Pfeiffer]( was gone? She had no movies from 2014-2016, following a streak of high-profile gigs in 2012-2013 that didn’t work out. She’s been around so long we take her for granted, but then she went away and upon returning it was like, Oh thank GOD, Michelle Pfeiffer is back. We don’t really have a “young Michelle Pfeiffer”. There’s no one working on her frequency. So we need her to be doing her Michelle Pfeiffer thing because when she leaves, it’s a void. (Ditto for Sharon Stone.) Basically Michelle Pfeiffer is a finite resource and we should appreciate her more. So maybe she took a break to rebuild some mystery, remind us that she is a special talent, and create a void only she can fill. She’s manipulating the Michelle Pfeiffer market with insider trading, but you can’t argue with the results. Because now that she’s back, everyone wants to Pfeifferize their projects. Now, take five minutes imagining Angelina Jolie and Michelle Pfeiffer in the same movie, and bliss out. [Source]( [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 4:21 PM [Inseparable Matt & Chris]( [Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon at LAX, April 27, 2018](Chris Hemsworth was in the US last week doing a final push for Avengers: Infinity War. God I love Thor so much now. And… I never, ever thought I would say that. But this is the work of Taika Waititi. If you haven’t seen it yet, skip to the next paragraph. SPOILER BEGINS. ............ ............ I SCREAMED when Thor shows up in Wakanda with his companions, “Rabbit” and Groot. It was a killer silhouette, non? “This is my friend, he’s a tree!” He’s also getting better and better at saying stupid sh-t and leaning into his bimbo-ness. I really want Thor to hang out with Shuri. I want to see how Shuri would sass him. SPOILERS OVER [Chris]( returned to Sydney on Saturday and he was joined by his BFF [Matt Damon](. Matt and his family [spent Easter in Australia]( with Chris and his family. Matt only returned to LA last week, around the same time as Chris. His family evidently didn’t join him because, presumably, he came back with Chris to return to his wife and kids. So it’s been over a month, which makes sense because you don’t go all the way to Australia only to hang for a weekend. There were reports a few months ago that Matt was planning to move his family to Australia. This only adds to that speculation. Clearly they intend to stay even longer because otherwise, given the distance, he’d hang back in LA for only a few more days if his family would be home soon. I’m sure you’ve heard about [Ben Affleck]( joking about Matt and Chris being inseparable on Twitter: Hey [@chrishemsworth]( you can have him! I'm Team [@JimmyKimmel]( anyways. — Ben Affleck (@BenAffleck) [April 21, 2018]( And here’s how Chris responded: Sorry mate not my fault! He’s just a big [@Marvel]( fan, not [@DCComics](. How do you like them apples 😘. [@jimmykimmel]( the ball is in your court. Choose wisely... — Chris Hemsworth (@chrishemsworth) [April 21, 2018]( There were a few more exchanges with Kimmel involved. So everybody’s laughing about whether or not there’s a bro triangle happening which means there’s no drama here and Ben’s not jealous of Chris and Chris isn’t stealing Matt from Ben and nobody’s mad at nobody else. OK fine. But when Matt and Chris are off for months together in Australia, who IS Ben hanging out with? [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 3:55 PM [Bey and Jay's On The Run II rollout]( [Jay-Z and Beyonce look on during Game One of the Western Conference Semifinals between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Golden State Warriors at ORACLE Arena on April 28, 2018 in Oakland, California](Beyoncé and Jay-Z are a little over a month away from the first tour date of their On The Run II tour. Billboard is already predicting that it will double the gross of the first [On The Run tour]( in 2014. After Beychella, it's not like Beyoncé and Jay-Z need to promote this tour. Beychella was the ultimate tour trailer. The greatest performer of all time is about to hit the road after giving the greatest performance of her career. The BeyHive is ready. We stay ready. Every Beyoncé fan I know already has their tickets. I'm going in Buffalo since there is no Toronto date (yet.) Lainey is going in Vancouver. We’ll both probably go again if a Toronto date gets added. Beyoncé and Jay-Z don’t need to do a daily countdown leading up to the tour’s kickoff date because thousands of their tickets remain unsold just 9 days out (ahem, [Taylor Swift](). They also don’t need to do a residency on The Voice or host the Billboard Awards to drum up excitement for their tour ([Kelly Clarkson](). They may not need to do any overt publicity stunts but the rollout to On The Run II has still been strategic. As usual, [Beyoncé]( hasn’t said anything about what we can expect from the tour but in an interview with PEOPLE, Richard Lawson aka Miss Tina’s husband, said that the tour will “[confront the hard subjects.](� )” "This is gonna be really a culmination of their growth and their ability to really confront the hard subjects and the hard issues." Richard is not being a rogue relative. I don’t think that Beyoncé or [Jay-Z]( mind that this tidbit was leaked. Not only is this a good reminder that Jay-Z will be there too (sorry, Jay) but it teases that the elephant in the room will be addressed. This is their first joint tour since Lemonade and 4:44. Both albums are directly about Jay’s infidelity and their tumultuous marriage. Of course, On The Run II is going to confront these subjects. OF COURSE. There will probably be some unseen home footage and even more insight into how much of a sh-tty husband Jay has been. But we all know the end of the story. Beyoncé and Jay-Z came through his bullsh-t and are living their happily ever after (for now). So, in the lead up to On The Run II, which will “confront the hard subjects,” isn’t it beneficial for Jay and Bey to show a united front? Last night was date night for Beyoncé and Jay-Z at the Warriors vs. Pelicans playoff game in Oakland. They were courtside, in a sea of yellow which made for a nice throwback to Beychella. [A post shared by @beyonceaccess]( on Apr 28, 2018 at 9:12pm PDT Two birds, one stone. United and reminding us of that ICONIC performance. If you want more, get your tickets. On The Run II may also give us more Destiny’s Child. It has been 20 years since the Destiny’s Child debut album and to honour that anniversary, The Sun is reporting that Michelle and Kelly will show up to select dates of the tour [as surprise guests](. (Although Lainey wants to point out here that The Sun isn’t exactly the most legit source of Beyonce gossip.) So, Kelly’s Instagram post of [the three of them hanging out]( last week may have just been a taste of the Destiny’s Child content we’re going to get this summer. [A post shared by Kelly Rowland (@kellyrowland)]( on Apr 26, 2018 at 1:45pm PDT Can we count on Michelle to accidently leak which On The Run II dates they are showing up to so I can plan my life accordingly? STAY READY. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 3:21 PM [Carrie’s close-ups]( [Carrie Underwood sings the national anthem prior to Game Three of the Western Conference First Round during the 2017 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at Bridgestone Arena on April 17, 2017 in Nashville, Tennessee](A few months ago, Carrie Underwood revealed on social media that she’d had an accident at her home requiring a lot of stitches in her face and warning her fans that she might look different, staying undercover to heal until just recently, and setting up a high level of interest in what the changes would be. Carrie finally emerged a couple of weeks ago at the ACM Awards and the immediate reaction was that there was pretty much no difference at all. But now, every time she posts a photo of herself on Instagram, the focus is on trying to find the difference, especially when there’s a close-up. This weekend she showed up in close-up on IG story in the car with Mike Fisher who was making weird noises while driving. [PEOPLE]( and [US Weekly]( had stories in response about the close-up. Again, there’s really nothing noticeable. Mayyyyybe a scar above her lip? But there’s not much to see here so I’m curious as to how much longer this will last, as even she has said that she [never intended to start so much speculation]( about her face. Here’s what I’ve heard about the situation – initially it wasn’t so much that she was worried about how her face would look (although of course that’s always a concern, for anyone) but how her face would work. I’m told by several people that after she tripped, they were worried that she may have cut through nerves because she wasn’t able to feel some of her muscles afterwards, like when you go to the dentist and they freeze your gums and you can’t feel that you’re smiling, or whatever face you might be making, when you’re making it. What they were addressing with the stitches, then, wasn’t just cosmetic but also functional. And, as we know now, it was, happily, successful. Here’s [Carrie]( singing the national anthem last night at the hockey game. The Predators ended up winning over the Jets in double overtime and the series is now tied at 1 game apiece. What’s the percentage of the Predators winning whenever she sings? I imagine it’s pretty high, right? .[@carrieunderwood]( bringin' down the HOUSE, as usual. 🇺🇸 [pic.twitter.com/Vajbson6v3]( — NHL on NBC (@NHLonNBCSports) [April 29, 2018]( [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 2:06 PM [Gwyneth in baggy pink]( [Gwyneth Paltrow attends Sophia Amoruso's 2018 Girlboss Rally at Magic Box on April 28, 2018 in Los Angeles, California]([Gwyneth Paltrow]( was the headliner at Sophia Amoruso’s Girlboss Rally on Saturday in LA. She wore pink. Baggy pink. You know how I’ve been writing about my [gossip instincts and Gwyneth lately]( About how she’s pinging me because between all the engagement parties and weekend engagement events, it feels like there’s something she hasn’t yet told us? As you know, if you’ve been reading this blog a while, bump-watch, to me, is not a reliable gossip indicator. Rather what you should be paying attention to is style-watch and particularly style patterns. Over the last few weeks, her style choices have been interesting. G is not averse to body-con. I am averse to body-con and it’s nothing unusual to only see me in anti-body-con options. But G doesn’t deliberately avoid a cling. Her outfits recently, however, have not been body-con. Even the engagement party (the one hosted by Ryan Murphy) [dress]( by Giambattista Valli, with the cut-out at the waist, featured a full skirt. The [jumpsuit she wore]( in San Francisco a couple of weeks ago for the Head Over Heels opening was loose-belted at the waist. Same goes for the [amazing little gold dress]( she was in last week at the Infinity War premiere. And now this weekend, as you can see, we’re going for a streak here in roomy pink. Coincidence or conspiracy? PS. Spoiler alert for Infinity War – G shows up pretty early in the movie. And … Tony’s talking about having babies. Infinity War is not a short movie. They’re not leaving superfluous sh-t in the movie if it’s not useful in the next movie. Which means they’re definitely trying to tell us something. Not even trying – they ARE telling us something. Tony and Pepper are going to have a baby, right? A Pepperony baby! [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 1:21 PM [April 30, 2018 – Smutty Shout-Outs]( [Hanna for Missy](Missy – I’m sorry to hear about Hanna aka Hannie and Hannabear. And probably right now it’s too soon and too raw to be able to laugh about the quirky attributes that made Hanna so uniquely Hanna, like the hilarious description that Kara shared with me about Hanna’s sense of direction. Apparently she “for the life of her couldn’t walk a straight line”. This made me laugh because all our dogs are specifically goofy in their own specific ways and, as time passes, these memories will come back to you, only without the hurt in the immediate. Until then, please know that she knew that she was loved. I know just by looking at these pictures of her. That dog had better hair than I do. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 1:02 PM [Privacy Policy]( - [Unsubscribe](