Newsletter Thursday, March 15, 2018

[LaineyGossip.com - Calling all smuthounds!] Thursday, March 15, 2018 [Intro for March 15, 2018]( [Drake, Toronto Raptors Ambassador, attends 'Drake Night' during the first half of an NBA game between the Houston Rockets and the Toronto Raptors at Air Canada Centre on March 9, 2018 in Toronto, Canada](Dear Gossips, When I woke up this morning at 5am ET, Drake was trending worldwide on Twitter. I thought, initially, that he’d dropped a new single overnight. But that would be an old reason to go viral. And Drake, as we’ve seen, is the artist most suited to these times, his time. Which means that, somehow, reliably, he consistently finds new ways to make new media – an unpredictable organism – work for him. At around 1am ET last night, Drake tweeted that he was online: playing fort nite with [@ninja]( — Drizzy (@Drake) [March 15, 2018]( Fortnite is a video game. Drake was playing on Twitch, a livestreaming platform for gamers. The most popular gamer on Twitch is Ninja. Travis Scott and Juju Smith-Schuster (he plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers) ended up joining too. It feels like I’m writing in a different language right now. But that language is spoken by millions and millions of people around the world, which is why Drake and Ninja have just [set a Twitch record]( as more than 600,000 people watched the stream, nearly doubling the previous record. And this is why Drake’s a headline today. He’s become a hero among gamers for putting their world in the spotlight. He’s dominated yet another platform. And, of course, he’s being memed, again. At one point during the game he hides in a bush. Watching Drake run around as a bush is the greatest thing that's happened so far in 2018 [pic.twitter.com/43qe8fbhYd]( — luisa (@luisagibsonxo) [March 15, 2018]( So, naturally, this: Ninja : Drake are you a bush? Drake : yeah, God's Plant. 😏 [pic.twitter.com/7fpcNzCj1b]( — J!M ☜═㋡ (◣﹏◢) (@JMOxQ__) [March 15, 2018]( As I’m writing this, someone’s going to figure out how to marry this meme with Sean Spicer. Speaking of God’s Plan though, it’s now the biggest song of 2018. And, sure, we’re only halfway through March but Justin Timberlake released an entire album last month. None of the tracks off Man Of The Woods is performing anywhere nearly as well as Drake’s God’s Plan, already [one of the most streamed songs]( …OF ALL TIME So he breaks records when he streams music and he breaks records when he streams video games – and it would be a mistake to brush this off as accidental, even though with new media and viral trends, the key is to make it FEEL authentic, organic, despite the strategy and the work that goes into the effort. As Uproxx [points out](, given that Drake’s Twitch record nearly doubled the previous one, it’s likely that the servers would have had to be ready in order to accommodate the traffic. And wouldn’t you know, Fortnite was supposed to go down for maintenance yesterday but the planned upgrade was delayed “[due to an unspecified technical problem](”. They ended up rescheduling downtime at 5am ET this morning – which, conveniently, is about when Drake signed off. Also? It’s spring break. He did this in the middle of the night, when a huge part of the demo would have been ready and waiting for something to happen. Coincidence or conspiracy? Do not sleep on Drake’s savvy. No other artist is this good at manipulating and exploiting the culture. He’s always just ahead of where everyone else is going – not too far in front so that it’s not tangible but never, ever, behind. This is the work of Drake. How much longer can he keep this up? A final word on Drake – when Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s On The Run 2 tour dates were announced earlier this week, [I mentioned that]( they were only making one stop in Canada: Vancouver. What about Toronto!? Every year, Drake’s OVO Fest happens in Toronto on the August long weekend. And he always brings in special guests. The August long weekend this year is Friday August 3 to Monday August 6. Beyonce and Jay currently do not have a show planned on August 3 or August 4, the Friday and the Saturday. They play Boston on Sunday August 5 but they do have another free night on Monday August 6. Coincidence or conspiracy? Here's Drake at the Raptors game in Toronto the other night. Yours in gossip, Lainey [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 1:10 PM [Meghan’s missing adjectives]( [Prince Harry and Meghan Markle](Royalites have been shouting at me for the last 3 hours or so because of my previous post about Meghan Markle’s adjectives, [or missing adjectives](. I’m in rehearsal for [The Social]( every day from 11:40am – 12:30pm ET and then the show goes live at 1pm ET for an hour so most of the content that goes up on the site between those hours is pre-written. I usually edit two posts (Maria’s Smutty Social Media and another piece either by Kathleen and/or Sarah) during our commercial breaks and then, three or four times a week, as soon as The Social goes to black, I run upstairs to the etalk studio to tape that night’s episode. Which means I can’t get to any new writing until at least 2:45pm ET. And it takes me at least half an hour to bang off a post. That’s where we are now. And, yes, that was me, [busy-bragging](. It’s one of my greatest skills. So. When I posted earlier about [the Queen](’s letter of consent about [Prince Harry]( and [Meghan](’s marriage, comparing it to the language she used when Prince William and Kate Middleton were married, I was going off this article in [The Telegraph](� ) from 2011. The Telegraph however was referring a fancier document that is issued after the regular printed-on-letterhead document that the Queen signed yesterday re: Harry and Meghan. And it was in that fancy ass document that the Queen referred to Kate as “Trusty” and “Well-Beloved”. Which means that when it’s time for Harry and Meghan to get their own fancy ass royal marriage approval scroll, Meghan could, and probably will, get her own adjectives. In other words, no royal shade. And a new conversation, which is: what will Meghan’s adjectives be? I guess it’s most likely that she too will be described as “Trusty” and “Well-beloved” so as not start any sh-t, the way I just tried to do. This reminds me of the Olympics. Are you an Olympics junkie? During the closing ceremony at Olympics, former IOC President Juan Antonio Samaranch started the tradition of declaring whatever Games had just hosted the Olympics the “best ever”. They’ve stopped doing this now though and when Jacques Rogge became IOC President, he started switching around the adjectives. Instead of “best ever”, it’d be, like, “the warmest”, or whatever. You get the idea. And then there’d be all kinds of analysis about the adjectives that were chosen and why and what would have been better. Wouldn’t it great if the Queen did the same thing? It’s fun with words! These people love their words! I just got a hilarious email from a reader called Michael and his take on “trusty” and “well-beloved” is that this is how you would describe an old shoe. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Anyway, give me some adjectives then, for Meghan. If there’s a possibility that the Queen might switch up her description in her fancy ass proclamation, what are the two words she’d use for Meghan instead of “trusty” and “well-beloved”? It can’t be too flowery because Her Majesty isn’t one for language fireworks. So we’re looking for a word that’s complimentary but not super sexy. Words like… Constant, humble, stalwart, steadfast… Send! [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 7:39 PM [Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2018]( [Shiri Appleby](There was a rumour that these two broke up but apparently they are still together. I have watched all of Stranger Things but I don’t ship any of the cast or couples (fiction or non-fiction). And my biggest complaint about the show is that it is too aware of what the Internet says about it, it leans into the fandom too much, which is why I think Charlie’s character went from lovably tragic to actively good looking and heroic. [A post shared by Charlie Heaton (@charlie.r.heaton)]( on Jan 13, 2018 at 12:26pm PST [A post shared by Charlie Heaton (@charlie.r.heaton)]( on Jan 8, 2018 at 4:36pm PST Emma Stone is the new face of Louis Vuitton – she wore an LV suit to the Oscars. I associate her best red carpet looks with Alber Elbaz’s work at Lanvin (he was pushed out of the label in fall of 2015 after quality control complaints). She wore Givenchy when she collected her Oscar. And on the Louis Vuitton side, I associate Nicolas Ghesquière’s work with Kristen Stewart (she is very tied to Chanel, too). It’s interesting how brand muses are so fluid now, which is reflective of how much the designers move. It’s like musical chairs. [A post shared by Louis Vuitton Official (@louisvuitton)]( on Mar 15, 2018 at 4:00am PDT I’m up to date on the third season of UnREAL but I am not as enthusiastic about it as I was in season one. Season two was so awful that I can’t come back from it. I feel no affection for the characters or plotlines. Maybe I am being too hard on them, because I think from a storytelling standpoint they are doing their best. They refocused completely on Rachel and Quinn and are ignoring that last season used BLM as a conduit to tell the stories of white feminism. Many shows suffer from a sophomore slump, but this was different. They exploited than abandoned a real movement, tossing BLM aside when it didn’t get them the results and accolades they were hoping for. [A post shared by Shiri Appleby (@shiriappleby)]( on Mar 12, 2018 at 7:12am PDT Jessica Seinfeld often posts recipe videos (and her recipes are pretty good) but she never tags her outfit even though a lot of people in the comments ask about her clothes. I guess if you are super rich, it’s low classy to point out designers. I personally prefer it when celebs tag their pieces, because it saves me the time of searching for it. But this cat sweater was easy to find. Gucci – and [it’s steep](. [A post shared by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld)]( on Mar 15, 2018 at 9:27am PDT Hold up -- am I the only one who hated Love and finds it completely insufferable? I also hate Crashing. I call it the Judd Apatow effect. [A post shared by Judd Apatow (@juddapatow)]( on Mar 15, 2018 at 9:41am PDT I finally listened to goop’s first podcast – Oprah was the guest. Gwyneth certainly stayed in her lane and let O do most of the talking (because you don’t invite Oprah Winfrey on a podcast to talk over her). One interesting tidbit was Oprah’s relationship with Ava DuVernay, whose work she was introduced to by David Oyelowo on the set of The Butler. Before meeting in person, Oprah decided that she wanted to be Ava’s friend, so she threw a Mother’s Day brunch and invited her. Can you imagine one of the most powerful women in the world throwing a party just to meet you? And now they are friends and colleagues. But Oprah has said she hopes to be to Ava what Maya Angelou was to her. Layers. [A post shared by Ava DuVernay (@ava)]( on Mar 13, 2018 at 8:26pm PDT Yes this is photoshopped but Chrissy told her mom that THOT stands for “the head of tickling.” [A post shared by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen)]( on Mar 14, 2018 at 4:45pm PDT [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 6:15 PM [Paris Jackson’s thick liner]( [Paris Jackson arriving at the Dior party at Poppy in West Hollywood, March 14, 2018](As I mentioned [the other day](, I love a thick eyeline. Maybe not as thick as Amy Winehouse used to wear her eyeliner but definitely a good, healthy stripe. It’s because I don’t have enough eyelid real estate to make use of eye shadow and I don’t have too many eyelashes (like maybe 7 on each side) to make much use of mascara. So my eyeliner has to do all the work. Check out [Paris Jackson]( last night with a very, very generous liner. This isn’t quite Amy Winehouse but it still might be too generous even for me. Not that I’m mad at it. It looks amazing on her, especially against her blue eyes and strong brows. The clear lips made the liner pop even more. But what I like most about this look is that the clothes are casual – crop top, jeans, sneakers, messy-ish hair. That’s how you tone it down so that it’s not quite so extra but still brings the drama. Now that we’re talking about liner though, what’s your technique? I HATE a round swirl half loop at the edge of the eye. Amateur hour. To me, the end of the line should also have a sharp corner, like a check mark, especially on the bottom, the lower part of the line. Charlotte Tilbury calls this a “flick”. You can see her tutorial [here](. Note too that on Paris you can see zero skin between her eyes and the liner because the liner is drawn on top of the lash line. Nothing makes me crazier than the gap between eyeliner and the lash line. It should not exist. As for brands, I have oily ass eyes so I have to use waterproof. But even if I didn’t I’d still use [MAC’s LiquidLast]( because it dries nice and matte and it doesn’t f-cking move. I don’t use the LiquidLast brush though. I use the liquid of LiquidLast but I apply with [MAC’s FluidLine]( because you can actually hold it like a pen and draw the liner like a pen and, I find, the “check mark” or the “flick” comes easier. Look. I’ve just written 360 words about eyeliner and I could probably write another 700 to round it out at a nice even thousand. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 4:41 PM [In Defense of A Wrinkle in Time]( [Ava DuVernay, Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey, Mindy Kaling, Reese Witherspoon at the London premiere of A Wrinkle In Time, March 13, 2018](It has been just over two weeks since I saw A Wrinkle in Time. It was a press screening, which usually means I’m sitting alone being extra all by myself. But this time, my best friend Liz –who works with Lainey at etalk – was sitting beside me. We laughed. We cried. We LIVED. We loved A Wrinkle in Time. I’ve spent two weeks ignoring the mediocre reviews and the bullsh-t box office comparisons to Black Panther because I just wanted to live in my bubble of loving A Wrinkle In Time without outside negative influence for as long as possible. Criticism is important. It’s vital to the ecosystem of pop culture consumption and part of the fun of it too. I critique things all the time so I can’t be mad at anyone who did not love A Wrinkle in Time as much as I did it and chose to write about how much they didn’t love it. I also don’t completely disagree with their critiques. Sarah called it “[uneven](” in her review. She’s not wrong, but for me, the occasional irregularity of A Wrinkle in Time was part of its childlike charm. Sarah was also right when she wrote that, “though [A Wrinkle in Time] will have its detractors, it will also have its fans.” I am one of those fans. I didn’t just love A Wrinkle in Time because I saw myself on screen as Meg Murry, the insecure black girl woefully oblivious of her worth. I loved it because for two hours I suspended my disbelief and felt like a kid again. [Ava Duvernay]( created a magical world that felt bigger than me. It made me feel small and in awe of its whimsy. The message of self-acceptance felt earnest and necessary to me, not heavy-handed or overdone. The is the movie that 12-year-old Kathleen needed but it’s also the movie that Liz, a blonde white woman, says she wished she had when she was younger too. Maybe we expect movies for kids to be less simplistic and uplifting because we know this generation of kids is not living in a simplistic and uplifting world. We watch them march out of classrooms and own grown ass men in debates. These kids are our future and maybe we want them to grow up a bit too fast to save us all from the f-cked up grownups who now run the world. I just want them to be able to enjoy a sweet, sci-fi movie that may not be perfect to everyone but that can be perfect to them. It was perfect to me. The strength of A Wrinkle In Time lies in the fact that the movie isn’t for adults. That’s the whole point. It’s for the children inside us and the all the children who need it today. If A Wrinkle in Time is a great movie for kids but it’s not revered as a universally great movie that transcends its genre, that’s OK. Forty-year-old gamer fan boys are going to LOVE Ready Player One but while I recognize that it’s a well-done movie, it was just alright for me. If Ready Player One only breaks even at the box office, is anyone going to be talking about whether or not Steven Spielberg will get another chance with a big-budget blockbuster? Ava DuVernay is not Steven Spielberg (yet) but those questions have already come. In a piece for [The Hollywood Reporter](, Ingoo Kang writes that Ava Duvernay was saddled with an “unfair burden” with this film. A Wrinkle in Time had to tell two feel-good stories: that of a biracial teen (played by Storm Reid) learning to love and trust herself, and that of female artists and artists of color triumphing in an industry that has traditionally disregarded their perspectives and contributions. But Wrinkle didn't deliver on either count. I wholeheartedly disagree with this – A Wrinkle in Time delivered on both of these promises and made Ava DuVernay and Ryan Coogler the first black directors to have the number one and two $100 million movies [at the box office](. That sounds like a triumph to me. Kang does, however, make a valid point in her piece that Ava DuVernay should not be defined by this movie if critics decide to collectively call it a failure. True equality should make room for mediocrity. Again, to be clear, I do not think A Wrinkle in Time is a mediocre movie but if everyone else does, that’s OK too. First, I’m sorry you cannot experience pure, innocent joy like I can and second, Ava Duvernay is a formidable director who should still be able to direct whatever the f-ck she wants in the future. I am so grateful for her work. I’m hoping to take my niece to see A Wrinkle in Time this weekend. I can’t wait to watch it again through her eyes. I can’t wait for her to see a giant [Oprah]( in all of her holy glory and delight in the surprising charisma of [Reese Witherspoon](. I can’t wait for her to fall in love with [Storm Reid]( and feel SEEN through Storm’s depiction of Meg. I can’t wait for her to laugh along with Charles Wallace. I also can’t wait to relive the Chris Pine/ Gugu Mbatha-Raw love story I never knew I needed. Please send me fan fic about the Dr. Murrys. If you took your kids to see A Wrinkle In Time or you just took your inner child to the theatre, please tell me how much you loved it. If you didn’t love it, send your emails and tweets to Sarah instead. Attached - the cast of A Wrinkle In Time at the London premiere the other night. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 3:51 PM [Dearly Beloved Harry]( [Prince Harry, Laughs next to HM Queen Elizabeth II as they look out from the balcony of Buckingham Palace after the Trooping the Colour ceremony on June 13, 2009 in London, England](Here’s a cute, quick little royal story. The Queen, no doubt, like all grandmothers, adores all her grandchildren. And it would be unfair to say that she has favourites, just because we have our favourites. She is, for example, quite close to Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie even though that doesn’t make headlines. Prince Harry makes headlines though. And Her Majesty, we know, is very fond of [Prince Harry](. He’s the one who went from f-ck-up scamp to most popular, representing her around the world with charm. I’ve been talking about the goodwill Harry has accrued with his grandmother and how he’s cashed that in. Check out what popped up on Twitter this morning – a letter from the [Queen](, which is a formality, but the wording is pretty adorable: The Queen has formally given her consent to “my most dearly beloved grandson” Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle! Great spot [@_harklesparkle_]( [#harryandmeghan]( [#RoyalWedding]( [pic.twitter.com/J3QRVu8B1U]( — Emily Nash (@emynash) [March 15, 2018]( My Most Dearly Beloved Grandson. That’s the closest she’ll come to gushing. She did the same for [Prince William]( although the possessive pronoun was slightly different. For William the Queen wrote: ''Our Most Dearly Beloved Grandson Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales…” You want to start some sh-t though? The Queen’s letter of consent for William and Kate’s marriage [read like this](: ''Our Most Dearly Beloved Grandson Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, K.G. and Our Trusty and Well-beloved Catherine Elizabeth Middleton''. Trusty and Well-beloved! [Meghan]( didn’t get any adjectives! No “trusty” and no “well-beloved”. What does it meannnnnn?! Does it mean anything? Remember, there are people who save their correspondence, keep records of the sh-t they write and say. For reference. Her Majesty for sure would have asked to review what she wrote for William, right? So as to make it fair, right? And maybe she decided not to give Meghan an adjective so as to make sure that Kate, who will be Queen, is kept in higher esteem? No. Adjectives. Royal shade? This wasn’t so cute or so quick after all. Attached - Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth over the years and Harry speaking at the Veterans' Mental Health Conference today in London. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 3:12 PM [Angelina’s one month countdown]( [Angelina Jolie out with her daughters Vivienne and Zahara shopping around Studio City, March 11, 2018](Alicia Vikander’s Tomb Raider opens tomorrow – Sarah just reviewed the movie in the [previous post](– and it occurs to me now that it’s been 15 years since we last saw Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Which means that there’s an entire generation that doesn’t know her as Lara Croft. The only Lara Croft they’ll know will be Alicia. They do, however, know Angelina as Maleficent. Maleficent made over $750 million worldwide, a major success for Disney. And they were waiting for Angelina to decide whether or not she’d do a sequel. She will. Filming begins a month from now, in London, and is expected to take about four months, wrapping some time in August. (OMG she’ll be in England when the royal wedding happens! Can Angelina please be invited?!?) [Angelina]( hasn’t been in front of a camera since By The Sea in 2015 so by the time Maleficent 2 comes out, and the earliest would be 2019, it will have been close to or maybe even over 5 years since she’s been seen on screen. [I interviewed her]( on the Maleficent junket. We talked about red lipstick and using humour to flirt and I asked her about the kids and the wedding. It was three months before she and Brad Pitt were married. She was not unwilling to go there, even though she knew that that’s where I was taking her. I wonder what she’ll be like when it’s time to promote Maleficent again. In other Angelina news, there’s a rumour that she’s wants to hook up with [Garrett Hedlund](. This is [coming from Radar]( and the report is full of ass. That said… I’ve been [trying to conjure this]( and it would be great if it could happen because they’d look great together, non? Attached – Angelina with Miss Zahara and Vivienne on Sunday in LA. That’s a lot of stationery products. Are they making invitations? Or Easter gifts? [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 2:26 PM [Tomb Raider doesn’t suck]( [Alicia Vikander visits Build Series to discuss the film 'Tomb Raider' at Build Studio on March 14, 2018 in New York City](Tomb Raider wants to be Indiana Jones but ends up more The Mummy (the good Rachel Weisz one, not the dumb Tom Cruise one). That’s not an insult—The Mummy is a good f*cking adventure movie. But The Mummy also doesn’t take itself seriously, and you can tell Tomb Raider has some Aspirations, because it’s a little too serious in tone for a movie about a girl who is really good at jumping and solving rock puzzles on a magic island. There are moments when you wish Tomb Raider was having a little bit more fun, and other moments when it is nailing the right amount of fun to be having. In this iteration, Lara Croft is a bike courier in London who refuses to claim her inheritance because then it means her dad, Richard Croft (Dominic West), who has been missing for seven years, is really gone. This is the best part of the movie. As Lara, Vikander is chippy and scrappy without seeming like a complete cartoon character. She’s essentially a trust fund baby slumming it, but Vikander is so likeable you don’t hate Lara for it. And Lara’s action bona fides are established in this section, as we see her sparring in an MMA gym (she loses) and participating in a “fox hunt” in which dozens of cyclists chase her through the streets of London (she loses again). It’s a nice touch to draw the line between “indefatigable” and “undefeatable”. Soon enough Lara stumbles onto her father’s secret life as an adventurer and sets out to find him at his last known location. She hooks up with Lu Ren (Daniel Wu, Into the Badlands), the son of a fisherman who went off with Richard and never came back. Their meeting has shades of Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood—which is a STEEP comparison to invite—but Vikander and Wu have an instant, believable chemistry. (Their relationship is not romantic, but you kinda can’t help but root for them.) And then Lara and Lu Ren set off for the magic island where Richard Croft vanished, and Tomb Raider takes a turn for the generically silly video game movie. The sillier Tomb Raider gets, the more Vikander grounds it, and she never strains to do it. She brings a lot of humanity to Lara, who could easily be an invincible badass, but with Vikander’s visceral performance Lara’s pain is tangible. She still does a lot of invincible badass things because this is an action movie, the natural milieu of invincible badasses, but there is a weight to Lara’s injuries you don’t usually see granted in (dumb) action movies. She’s also believable as an abandoned child searching for answers, and despite extremely silly circumstances, her reunion with Richard is, along with the opening scenes, one of the best parts of the movie. But it often seems like Vikander is working off pages of the script no one else has, because no other character comes close to the almost-three-whole-dimensions of Lara. Walton Goggins is especially wasted as Generic Villain, who, with just a little tweak, could have been a great anti-hero. But Goggins is given little to do, and as a consequence, his hair never frizzes and Tomb Raider misses a chance to actually do something clever with its villain. The script, from Geneva Robertson-Dworet—who also wrote Captain Marvel—and Alastair Siddons (of the Michael Fassbender movie Trespass Against Us), has some decent ideas but in the end, sticks too much to video game convention. And the direction, courtesy Norwegian filmmaker Roar Uthaug (The Wave), is merely acceptable. The action scenes feel like game play you can’t actually play and there is a lot of voice-over that is exactly like someone reading screen directions from an RPG. This is the kind of stuff that appeals to no one and keeps tanking video game movies, and the stuff that feels like it hamstrings filmmakers from really innovating and doing something fresh and interesting. Has Tomb Raider finally broken the video game curse? No. Tomb Raider doesn’t suck, but it isn’t a genuinely good movie, either. It’s passable. Tomb Raider is a passable movie. It’s just that after [the likes of]([Assassin’s Creed](, “passable” feels like a monumental achievement. Tomb Raider works more than it doesn’t, has a couple really good elements, and some dumb video game sh*t it would be better off without. But it is watchable, even, at points, enjoyable, and that is entirely down to [Alicia Vikander](, who single-handedly justifies rebooting Tomb Raider. If we can just jettison the dumb video game sh*t, we might actually get a good movie franchise out of this. Attached - Alicia at AOL Build and on The Tonight Show last night. [Click here for the rest of the photos.]( Posted at 1:46 PM [Privacy Policy]( - [Unsubscribe](