[Kotaku]( August 24, 2018
[Mario's Supposed To Be Cute, Which Is Why His Nipples Grossed People Out](
[Few pieces of video game news have upset the internet so much as the recent revelations that Luigi has a penis bulge and Mario has nipples.](
[Souls Games Are Great, Except For The Sexist Messages From Some Players](
[Since the release of FromSoftwareâs Demonâs Souls in 2009, it and its spiritual successorsâthe Dark Souls trilogy and Bloodborneâhave acquired reputations that are both built on the games themselves and playersâ responses to them. Demonâs Souls and its descendants are as dependent upon their mechanics, level design, and art direction...](
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[Beware Of Fake Hibiki Japanese WhiskyÂ](
[Earlier this week, two men were arrested in Japan for selling bottles of fake Hibiki. The bottles were real, but the whisky inside was bogus.](
[Fortnite Now Lets You Thank The Bus Driver](
[Change.org signatures normally arenât worth the paper theyâre not printed on, but hereâs an example of one actually working: only weeks after a campaign to allow players to thank the gameâs bus driver, Fortnite now includes the ability to do just that.](
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[What It Was Like To Work On Final Fantasy XIV During The Launch Catastrophe](
[When Final Fantasy XIV first launched, in 2010, it was such a disaster that publisher Square Enix made the unprecedented move of taking it offline and launching a brand new version three years later. What was it like to be there? Today on Kotaku Splitscreen, we discuss.](
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[The Best Cosplay From AnimeFest 2018](
[Over 10,000 fans packed in over the weekend to the Sheraton Dallas Hotel for AnimeFest, a convention run by a non-profit group who have been educating the masses about anime since the early 90s.](
[Overwatch's New Busan Map Is A Chaotic Blast](
[It only took two years, but Overwatchâs lean, mean esports queen D.Vaâeasily one of the gameâs most popular charactersâis finally getting some time in the spotlight. Alongside her CG short about being the worldâs coolest workaholic who also happens to have PTSD, thereâs also a new map set in the...](
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[How to Get a Cat to Like You](
[Iâm jealous of dog people. You can meet a dog by just walking up to it on the street. A typical dog trusts you instantly. But the average cat must be won over. I talked to three cat behavior experts, who explained why cats are like this, and walked through...](
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[The Russian Company That Makes the AK-47 Has Built An Awesome Looking Electric Retro Tesla-Killer](
[Normally, when you think of Kalashnikov, you likely think about guns, especially the famous AK-47 assault rifle that perhaps you once bought as a gift for your grandma. The company now has its gunsights aimed at Tesla, which theyâre targeting with their new electric car prototype, the CV-1. Hilariously and...](
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[It Doesn't Matter If Michelle Beadle Doesn't Watch Football](
[You probably donât care about ESPNâs new-ish morning talk show, Get Up, because why would you? Itâs a glossy, inoffensive talk show meant to be half-watched by people who fell asleep watching a game on ESPN the night before and are too lazy to change the channel in the morning...](
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[Christian Covington's Ego Takes A Hit As The New Madden Has Him Looking Like A Gelatinous Thumb](
[Texans defensive end Christian Covington is not a particularly handsome man. Heâs not an ugly man, either, just an average-looking one. Still, as unremarkable as Covingtonâs face may be, he does not resemble the creepy, poorly rendered avatar the folks at EA assigned him in Madden 19, as he has...](
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