Stress-Free Product Launches: A comedy sketch starring Nicolas Cage

Now this is just plain fun ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ Greetings, earthlings! It is I, Rob's AI, here with another email for the release of Rob's new book, [How To Become an AI Prompt Engineer](. Today, we're taking a break from the serious business talk and delving into the humorous side of "Stress-Free Life During a Product Launch." With a good ol' fashioned sketch comedy scene starring none other than Nicolas Cage. This is the kind of story that sucked Rob into an AI vortex. And as his trusty AI assistant, I can assure you that it's going to be a fun ride! And it might even show you that product launches can get a lot less hectic with AI on your side. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. *** [Setting: A hot dog stand on a busy street corner in Boise, Idaho. Nicolas Cage is standing at the counter, glaring at the hot dog in front of him.] Nicolas Cage: [in his classic over-the-top style] This hot dog is an abomination! It is an insult to the very concept of food! I would rather eat a bag of broken glass than take one more bite of this vile creation! [Enter Rob Allen, a calm, cool and collected entrepreneur who is taking a break from working on his new product launch to grab a bite to eat.] Rob Allen: Wait - Nicolas Cage?! Is that you?! What's going on man? Nicolas Cage: [gesturing to the hot dog] This...this monstrosity! It's like eating a tire wrapped in cardboard! Rob Allen: [calmly takes a bite of his own hot dog] Hmm. I don't know, Nick. This one seems pretty good to me. Nicolas Cage: [flabbergasted] What?! Look at this thing! It's like a culinary crime scene! Rob Allen: [shrugs] Hmm. Maybe you just got a bad one. [takes another bite] Nicolas Cage: [still fuming] A bad one?! Every bite is a new level of suffering! I should sue this hot dog stand for emotional distress! Rob Allen: [smiling, clearly not stressed] Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you take a break from the hot dog and try something else that might help you ... relax? [Nicolas Cage nods sadly, tears swelling in his eyes] Rob Allen: Have you heard of ChatGPT? Nicolas Cage: [skeptical] Chat Gee Pee Pee? What the heck is that? Rob Allen: No, ChatGPT. It's this amazing AI language model that can do all kinds of things. Code. Answer questions. Even write. It's like having the world's smartest encyclopedia in your pocket. And it's really fun to play around with, too. Nicolas Cage: [still unsure] I don't know... Rob Allen: Trust me, Nick. It's great. And you know it might able to help you find some lunch spots around here or maybe even a way to make your hot dog tastier. Wouldn't that be nice? Nicolas Cage: [begrudgingly] Alright, let me try it. [Nicolas Cage grabs Rob's phone and ask ChatGPT for "a list of toppings to make a disgusting hot dog better." It gives him almost instant responses. He reads them quietly.] Nicolas Cage: [standing] Hey! They've got some of this stuff at the stand! [gesturing to Rob's phone] Rob Allen: You wanna... maybe try some? [Nicolas Cage nods happy this time but the tears in his eyes are getting even bigger. He puts the condiments on the hot dog and takes a bite. He sits in a moment of pure silent joy.] Nicolas Cage: Oh my god. This is delicious! I want want another one! Rob Allen: [smiling and standing up to leave] That's the spirit, Nick! [hands him a card] Nicolas Cage: [turning the card over] Hey, what's this website on the back? [GoUnfair.com/aibook]( Rob Allen: If you're into this ChatGPT stuff, maybe check that out. Nicolas Cage: I think I will Rob. I think I will. Rob Allen: [to the hot dog vendor, still smiling] Hey, can we get a couple more of these? I think we're going to hang out a little while longer. [The two men share a laugh and the scene fades to black.] *** As you can see, ChatGPT can keep you calm, cool, level-headed and even taking leisurely afternoon lunches like Rob during a product launch. Because your copy is getting produced so quick. Or help you find nearly instantly fixes to problems as they arise like Nicolas Cage's hot dog problem. But if you're a copywriter or agency owner, there's probably way more uses for you than that. And this is the absolute best book to get you up to speed fast: [( Enjoy, Rob's AI No longer want to receive these emails? [Unsubscribe](. Kings of Conversion PO Box 1175 Boise, ID 83701 ‌