it took me 13 months to kill

This is wild. ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ ⁤⁤⁤ {NAME}, I have a secret to share. I’ve been marketing online for 16 years. And up until about 4 years ago. Most people had never heard of me. But I’d generated billions online. Yes. billions. Every day you see ads that either me or my team have created. And I can guarantee you, that someone you know… Even your favourite guru has bought something from me. Some of ‘em paying 10k+ for a 45-minute Zoom call. Who gives a flying fook Captain Suby? You do. Yep, I’m looking at you. Cos today my friend. I’m opening my $7.8 billion vault of marketing secrets. “But I’ve already handed over fistfuls of rubles to you Internet Daddy… What are you selling me now?! Really?…You want MOAR of my hard-earned monies.” Ay, ay, stop that. This is Funnel Papi we’re talking about here. You know I always give more than I take… More on that in a minute. So, On 30th November 2022. OpenAI released ChatGPT to the public. “The end of the human race”... “Marketers will be reduced to drinking milk from bowls like cats.” They cried from in front of their iPhones on TikTok. Tossed to the curb. Yet, any marketer worth their weight. Quickly started messing around with it. And realised that the copy it produced… Couldn’t sell Botox to a Kardashian. And I, like most peeps, rolled my eyes. LameGPT. But then, I asked myself a simple question… “What if I zigged when everyone zagged and started TEACHING this weird lil’ robot world-class direct-response skills?” Just like I do for every team member at King Kong. And that one question led me down a rabbit hole for 13 months. Today, I’m emerging with my first thing to share with you… A game-changer in the world of direct-response marketing.. 1) Kong. What’s dat? Kong is like ChatGPT's better-looking older brother after a couple spicy margaritas. It’s the best goddamn AI writing tool for high-converting copy on the internet. A language model trained by $200 million in ad spend. If ROAS had a daddy, Kong would be it. This little bad boy writes copy that hits harder than a bull with its balls in a bear trap. And for the next 4 weeks… I’m releasing it for 50% off… My team thinks I’ve lost my marbles. Because this thing is already priced at what most people spend in a day on ads. But it’s my way of saying thanks for following and reading my work. Kong is currently beating my internal copywriters. And on average dropping CPLs by 15-40%. I’ve been working on this for over a year. And the results are fucking wild. More info here: [(=) Okay, what else you got Cap? Fear not, you greedy, little truth-seekers... Because... I, Daddy of the Internet... am about to lay it upon you. 2) Kong doesn’t only write copy. Listen, getting inside the head of your prospect is the *most* critical marketing skill. And this thing is like a forensic detective. Uncovering "obsessed stalker" level insights… Of your prospect's DEEPEST, darkest desires, beliefs, and buying triggers. With world-class market research in your hands, you’ll create products, marketing and BRANDS that actually speak to customers and clients. And not waste a tonne of time and money on shit that doesn’t work… Or could eventually bankrupt you. But El Heffe… You said you had 3 things to share??? 3) I do. And I’ve saved the best till last *wink*. But first, I have a confession to make. I’ve been spying on you. Some of you for years. And there are two things I’ve seen you struggling with. The first one… 1. How to conduct a proper and thorough research of your market. And we’ve fixed this with Kong. Even my 7-year-old can whip up a detailed buyer avatar in minutes. But the second was a lot harder to fix. And to tell the truth... This took me AGES. I’ve been toiling away in my marketing dungeon. Fueled off the finest single-origin coffee money can buy. And a deep house focus playlist on repeat. Desperately trying to find a ‘press a button’ solution… To solve this BIG HAIRY PROBLEM! Facebook ads. You see, no matter how good the training I produce is… And I’ve produced some of the best FB training on earth… The harsh reality is most people can’t become A-level copywriters in a couple months. Heck. I’ve been at this game for over a decade. But Kong spits out Facebook ad copy that's 10 times better than 99% of copywriters. Yep. It will grab your favourite media buyer by the balls and whisper in his ear… “Who’s your daddy?” I’m talking about endless ad angles, headlines and body copy. Yep. And cos I told you I’ll overdeliver or die trying. Kong will drop your CPLs by 20%, bare minimum. Likely 50% To recap, Kong has… - Made A-list, high-level copywriting available to any business on earth… - Simplified market research and avatar creation (a key part of the King Kong method) to a click of a button… - Made world-class Facebook ad creation so simple that even a blind, fingerless orphan could drum up a KILLER ad in minutes… And now it’s your chance to slide into Kong’s DMs and take him off the market before your competition does. [Go here to learn a bit more about your friendly, neighbourhood copywriter-killer.](=) And if you’re interested, request an invite to trial Kong. IF you’re accepted, you’ll get early access to Kong at 50% off. And that’s a big if. We’ll be looking through applications with a fine-toothed comb. Competitors, IP-stealing mofos, and general ragamuffins will not be granted access. While clients, friends, and those who recognise Kong’s value will be given special treatment. Look, life isn't fair. But for Internet Daddy’s favourites? Nothing but the best. [So go here and get it today](=), request a free trial, and then see what Kong does to your CPLs. Ciao for now. Sabri Creator of KONG [King Kong] Sabri Suby Founder & Head of Growth Level 1, 12 River St. South Yarra, Victoria, 3141, Australia 1300 858 250 [www.kingkong.co]( [Facebook]([Instagram]([LinkedIn]( [Awards] [Unsubscribe]( if you do not wish to receive these communications in future. Level 1, 12 River Street South Yarra, Victoria 3141 Australia