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You can’t talk away what is natural

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3 things you can do to give a woman the best orgasms of her life and keep her coming back for more:

3 things you can do to give a woman the best orgasms of her life and keep her coming back for more: [>> These 3 things will make her crave more!]( Hey Guys— Way back in the 80’s, of all times, there was a period of, shall we say, “gender confusion.” There was a push for unisex bathrooms (that’s what they called them then, today it is “gender neutral”), androgeny was in, and gender-bending was a thing. Then all of a sudden everyone woke up, women realized they loved being women, men realized they loved being men (then forgot in the whiney 90’s), and gender benders faded into a bad memory. *****These HOT Women Will Send You Sexy Photos!***** As part of an unusual experiment in male-female relations, sexy woman will send you a sexy photo once a day! To take part in this free experiment before it closes, go here now: [>> Unusual experiment in male-female relations]( ********************** Like bell bottoms and parachute pants, what goes around comes around, and gender bending is suddenly back in style. Starbucks now has “gender neutral” bathrooms where there was once MENS and WOMENS, fat, slow witted college kids think gender is fluid (and since all the beta males have bitch tits, one can, perhaps, see why they think that way), and even Budweiser was stupid enough to make a commercial featuring fat Amy Shumer and fatter Seth Rogen saying “gender is a choice.” What happened? Sales dramatically decreased as Budweiser discovered no one wants that nonsense associated with beer, and they quietly yanked the commercial. You see, you can’t talk away or change what is natural. No matter how much soft hands girlie men squeal and faint about it, little girls naturally want to play with Disney princess dolls, and little boys want to play with toy guns. Last week I went to the Dallas Cowboys-Indianapolis Colts game at Cowboys Stadium (AT&T pays Jerrah to call it something else) and I looked around to see if there was any gender confusion or fluidity amongst a surprisingly full stadium for a preseason game. What did I see? Men and women admiring the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders for being sexy women, and men and women cheering for the Dallas Cowboys players for being men. In fact, I heard one women say that the Cowboys were much “manlier” than the Colts (the Colts have had some player acquisition issues, to be sure). I saw women wearing tight sexy pants and makeup, trying to make other women jealous. I saw men talking football with other men. I saw boys having the time of their life, wanting to be football players. I saw little girls admiring the quarterbacks, explaining how THEY would date the star quarterback in college. Amongst real, normal people there is no gender confusion, nor will there ever be. It is only amongst a fringe element who are, quite frankly, losers looking for attention. That is something else about human nature that will never change either—there will always be losers. No one can change what is natural by talking or decreeing or legislating. Men want to be men, women want to be women, and that will never change. The crucial takeaway is this: YOU like women. So if you want to be with a sexy woman, be a MAN. That’s what women want, no matter how desperately the LOSERS in the media squeal about it because deep down inside, they want a sexy woman too, but know they will never have one. 3 things you can do to give a woman the best orgasms of her life and keep her coming back for more: [>> These 3 things will make her crave more!]( On with the fun, -John Alanis “The King of Let ‘em Come to You” PS For best value, I recommend my Ultimate System: [>> Ultimate power & success with women!]( PPS Questions? Comments? Send them to questions@johnalanis.com Oh, and hey, forward this email to your friends, too—don’t leave them out of the fun! Copyright, Art Of Steel, Inc. MMXIV This email is protected by copyright, MMXIV, Art Of Steel, Inc. All right reserved. Reproduction in any form of any portion of this email is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Art Of Steel, Inc. and John Alanis, Inc. John Alanis Art Of Steel, Inc. 4424 Gaines Ranch Loop #1035 Austin, TX 78735, USA 512 892 8839 Phone response@womenapproachyou.com Your email client cannot read this email. To view it online, please go here: To stop receiving these emails:

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