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This crazy video reveals how an older, overweight, bald man is pleasing younger, sexy ladies: Hey Gu

This crazy video reveals how an older, overweight, bald man is pleasing (and keeping) younger, sexy ladies: [>> Young sexy ladies love this man!]( Hey Guys— Whenever you hear someone or an organization is in disarray and chaos, you think it is a bad thing, correct? After all, we are brought up to crave order and certainty, because disorder and uncertainty lead to very bad things…or do they? *****Photos of SEXY Women For YOU***** As part of an unusual experiment in male-female relations, sexy woman will send you a sexy photo once a day! To take part in this free experiment before it closes, go here now: [>> Sexy photos for you, here!]( ********************** The truth is, most people live under the illusion of certainty and order. They devoutly believe in a “secure job,” and unless you are a tenured professor or government bureaucrat, you don’t have one. You may think you do, but the reality is you are dependent on the idiots who run the company to create the conditions for your continued employment, and when you think about it like that, it’s scary. Take, for example, the copy editors at the New York Times. A year ago they would have boasted about their prestige and job security, now they have been unceremoniously dumped—same with the their public editor. They have the illusion of order and certainty, and that illusion was suddenly shattered. But the entrepreneur takes a different view of chaos and disarray. He or she knows that is where opportunity lies, and when it appears you have to seize it immediately, or it will disappear in a flash of disorder. Take me, for example. Every day there are known things I have to do, but outside of that, most of my days are “chaotic” and in “disarray.” I never know what phone call I may get or email I may get that leads to opportunity, and I got one this week, unexpectedly. I immediately interrupted what I was doing, seizes the opportunity that appeared, and time will tell if it will work out. It was completely unplanned and totally chaotic—and those are the circumstances that have always made me the most money. Most people do not want to be entrepreneurs, and that is fine. But if you embrace some entrepreneurial thinking in your life, you will discover it will get much better. If, say, you are always on the lookout for very sexy women and act when one briefly appears, you are taking advantage of chaos and disorder. You have to interrupt everything else you are doing, thereby throwing your day into “disarray,” but it is completely worth it. If you insist on order and certainty, you will let her walk by because, well, your day is already planned. I am, to be clear, arguing against planning or preparation. Not at all. Both of those allow you to successfully seize opportunity when it appears, and are tools to operate in a chaotic environment. But never, ever shy away from disorder and chaos like most girlie men do, running to their safe spaces. Success is to be found in chaos and disarray, something that is completely befuddling to those who live small lives under the illusion of order and certainty. This crazy video reveals how an older, overweight, bald man is pleasing (and keeping) younger, sexy ladies: [>> Young sexy ladies love this man!]( On with the fun, -John Alanis “The King of Let ‘em Come to You” PPS Questions? Comments? Send them to questions@johnalanis.com Oh, and hey, forward this email to your friends, too—don’t leave them out of the fun! Copyright, Art Of Steel, Inc. MMXIV This email is protected by copyright, MMXIV, Art Of Steel, Inc. All right reserved. Reproduction in any form of any portion of this email is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Art Of Steel, Inc. and John Alanis, Inc. John Alanis Art Of Steel, Inc. 4424 Gaines Ranch Loop #1035 Austin, TX 78735, USA 512 892 8839 Phone response@womenapproachyou.com Your email client cannot read this email. To view it online, please go here: To stop receiving these emails:

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