Happy Halloween!

A haunting story from the chambers of Chong Manor... ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­   Hey Marilyn - It's Count Tommy, coming to you from haunted Chong Manor in the Palisades...  I hope you're doing something fun for Halloween tonight.  Maybe taking the kids or grandkids around the neighborhood in search of tasty treats...  You ever noticed that no one does tricks? It's right there in the name: "Trick or Treat"... But everyone chooses treat... As if a bag of fun size snickers is cheaper than learning how to do magic for a bunch of 8 year olds...  And, imagine the looks you'd get from all the little faces if they padded up to you door, and shouted "Trick or Treat!" and you replied with "Great, I've got a neat trick to show you!"  They might be liable to give your house a fresh coat of egg-based paint if you catch my drift....  Anyway, where was I?  Right. Halloween. I hope you've got something magical planned.  Speaking of, over the years, I've heard many chilling tales and ghostly stories (though it's hard to say how many were just Cheech spinning wild yarns after a bit too much, well, you know...)  But when one of the youngin's down in our office conjured up a ghostly poem about me and Cheech this week, I knew I had to share it with you.  Here it goes...  "Late one night, a vampire did creep, Hungry for blood, his thirst so deep. He spotted Tommy and Cheech, chilling by the tree, Thinking, 'Ah, a feast, just for me!'  But Cheech, always quick, with a twinkle in his eye, Tossed him some Cruise Chews, saying, 'Here, give these a try.' The vampire stopped, then took a small bite, And suddenly, the world felt so right.  Tommy lit up a joint, passed it around with glee, And soon, the vampire was laughing, feeling so free. On Halloween night, under the shimmering moon's glow, They danced, they laughed, forgetting all woe."  I hope that brought a smile to your face (It sure did mine).... As a reformed poet myself, I can appreciate how much work probably went into that.  Anyway, I hope you get to spend tonight doing Halloween the way you like to.  Maybe that's going to a fun party (aren't you glad we can do that again??), dressing up and handing out candy to all the trick-or-treaters at home…or even just turning your lights off and watching some good scary Halloween movies.  As for me, I'm sticking to my usual:  I grab the bowl of candy Shelby put together for the kids, and then go out on the porch and eat it waiting for kids who never show up.  Pretty great night all-around if I'm being honest. Just me, on the porch in the crisp night air wolfing down an irresponsible amount of Resse's with my hearing aids turned off.  Oh yeah, and our SCARYSAVINGS sale is STILL going on, and we’re not ending it tonight either! That would be the only thing scarier than how SCARY these savings are.  If you're in the mood for something over at [GetChongCBD.com]( (the kind of stuff you won't find in the candy aisle at Target), remember to stock up with code SCARYSAVINGS at [GetChongCBD.com]( to get 30% off and free shipping!  Happy Halloween,  Peace and love, [Tommy Signature] Count Tommy      [Facebook]( [Instagram]( Don't Want These Emails? All Good Man! [Unsubscribe]( Send All Love Letters & Hate Mail Here: Tommy Chong's CBD 274 S 700 W Pleasant Grove, UT 84062