"This guy writes like Donald Trump on meth!"

Yesterday, I sent out an email about some narcissistic weirdo called "Victor CH" who messaged me the most WTF things ever! If you missed that email, [click here to catch up...](=)​ It's a hilarious read 🤣 And after getting close to 100 replies to that email... BEGGING me to continue the story... I guess I have no chance but to continue :) So the last thing I told Victor was this: === "Get real, Victor… who in the world would ever hire you with an attitude like that?… I know you’re trying to be “funny”… but leave that Andrew Tate-style BS behind. It doesn’t serve you" === ​ And right on cue, he came back, baby! ​ "Well I would hire me. {<------great to know, LOOOL} I’m actually very much professional. I answer in time, I have deep empathy and sympathy for this world but I have no time for the bs. ​ You say Andrew Tate blabla … I don’t like the dude really. He’s too much. And he failed. His so called marvelous tactics and plans failed miserably. He tried to destroy the same industry that actually was feeding him in some ways and got screwed. So fuck him. Now he did have a lot of good points and I have honor. Which means I stay true to what I think and feel is right. That’s it. The rest… I write about. I rant. I create stories. Characters. I invent. Imagine. And John would be proud. As I really let it loose. I also pray. I believe in something. My thing. It’s personal. But I Believe. I think that makes me interesting. It makes me interesting. My life is interesting as I have traveled deep inside and outside ( not that much but I’m generally not staying in one place for very long. And I’m always keen on getting to know new cultures and languages even if I’m a proud French citizen and freakin love this country despite the…. The paragraph was too long. And if you were caught of guard by my « attitude » that’s your concern brother. In some ways. As I have much to learn. But still. You have your issues too. I may have gone too far for the first email but I don’t apologize. Not here. It would be disrespectful. For you and for me. Now ? I have potential. A real and raw potential. And I work smart. I mean I want to learn the smartest ways possible to work intelligently. Better put. But still. I know where the best are and know that it’s time for me to put aside a lot of resistance toward the professional world and accept some schedules and lessons. Give me what I want and I won’t disappoint. Facts. " LOOOOOOL. Did he just say "I have deep empathy and sympathy for this world"... When just minutes ago he said: "I’m a lynx. A hyena. An eagle. And a lion. I prey, I observe quietly, I’m always hungry for blood" ...and... "I’m a scumbag. A scumsuitcase. Bigger. I’m terrible. I’m shit with everybody especially when I’m writing." ...??? Wow. Any way you look at it, that's quite the contrast... 😀 No wonder one of my subscribers said that "Victor writes like Donald Trump on meth!" And this makes me wonder whether: - A - Victor has a clinical case of dissociative personality disorder - or - B - All this is part of some weird "macho" act So far I'm leaning towards version A... but let's analyze his response more: At one point, he says: And if you were caught of guard by my « attitude » that’s your concern brother. In some ways. As I have much to learn. But still. You have your issues too. I may have gone too far for the first email but I don’t apologize. Not here. It would be disrespectful. For you and for me. Which is partially true since we all have our issues... But the way he shifted blame and "warped" reality is once again a classic tool that Narcissists use to protect their Ego when they feel attacked. (SIDENOTE: [Here's a YouTube channel]() full of amazing content that's ALL about dealing with Narcissists. You're welcome) But the comment that I believe really reveals Victor's true intentions is this: Give me what I want and I won’t disappoint. Facts. Why? Because - if it wasn't obvious enough - ALL he can think about is himself. It's all about his needs... his wants... his greatness... And everyone else is just a pawn in this great game of chess he's playing to get what he wants in life. That's what most Narcissists and Psychopaths do. Fortunately for us, Victor here is a pretty noob Psychopath 😀 ​ Because a few hours later, he (somewhat) drops his act ​ "I’m struggling with the professional world brother. Being professional. As this world so much told me I wasn’t fit for it. Yet I want to change. But I don’t know how. I know I could be great as I have ambitions and I know/want to be apart of it. Finish an excrutiating suffering book and start a new one. Yeah that’s pretty much it." Geee... call me surprised... Victor's struggling with the professional world. Shocker, eh? Still... I take pity on the guy since he dropped his "boss-macho-hyena" attitude and dared to show some vulnerability. I can respect that, so I reply: === "Problem is, Victor, your attitude is not really compatible with the "professional" world. So far ALL you've talked about is yourself, and how amazing you are. But as copywriters say: "show, don't tell" Show it in your actions, instead of hyping yourself up. Because if you flash your Ego that much, the message it really sends people is that you have low self-esteem and you have to over-compensate like crazy! Hope this makes sense :)" === To which - almost immediately - he comes back with this: "Thanks a lot Csaba, I have much to learn and am eager to change. May I ask why and how did you get into copywriting ?" And then... ​ HE LITERALLY SENDS ME A 729-WORD NOVEL BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GREAT HE IS... AGAIN!!!! 🤪 ​ I swear to God, you can't make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣 In fact... His email is so "ME-focused", I ran it through a Word Frequency Counter to see how many times he used certain keywords. Wanna know the results? . . . . . . . . . . Oooh, who am I kidding?... Of course you do! :) Here's a list of his 10 most commonly-used words (and how many times he's used them): - and: 36 - i: 35 - to: 28 - a: 19 - the: 19 - me: 14 - my: 12 - i’m: 11 - that: 11 - in: 11 Notice anything specific, {NAME}? That's right! ​ In his reply that was supposed to "show, don't tell" how great he is... Victor TOLD me how great he is 72 (!) times! ​ Wanna know how many times he's used the word "YOU"? A grand total of 8. Which means he was NINE (9) times more likely to talk about himself. Sheeesh. Some people ARE hopeless. But hey... At least he DID manage to implicitly create value by giving me the raw materials for this email series 😁 So I guess there IS a silver lining in this. (somewhere) Now... the only question is, {NAME}: Would you like me to share Victor's 729-word email with you? I totally get it if you're tired of this story... And you want me to get back to sending emails about copywriting & marketing. 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