I'm speechless... 😵

Yesterday, I get a random email from a guy called "Victor CH". He's replying to one of my welcome emails, asking people what they do... "I’m the Boss man. I live by that rule. Bossing around in every way. Showering like a boss. Shiting like a boss. Boss way nigga !! No shit it’s serious game. Writing is a tool that nobody really understands until the power that comes out of it and the skills and the bloody talent emerge and bla-bla I rant about nothing. I’m good. I’m really good. I have potential. And goals. And I’m curious ! I know I have what it takes ! Takes what ? Your sister man !!! No. I don’t know her and she probably too fat for me. So no. I only sleep with overfatties. Sorry bro. Give me anything to write about. Anything !!! From a dear deer not so lost. Victor C-H" ... .. . What. The. Actual. F?... Where did this guy come from? 😃 I can't resist... So I write him back the following... === "Oh really?.. Curious to hear what you smoked before sending me this email... :)) If you're such a BOSS, write me a 300-500 word email that demonstrated WHY you're such a boss :)" === ​ ...Hoping to go deeper into the depths of his deranged mind! ​ (what can I say... this seems like the beginning of a fun story!) Not long after, he replies back! "Try me my man !! An email about what ? Life ? Words sputtered around ? What do you want me to talk about ? I can rant about anyfuckinthing brother !" Oh reaaaally? Let's see :) I'm intrigued. So I reply: === "Here's your topic: Write me a 400-500 word email that demonstrates WHY someone would hire you as an email copywriter, instead of anybody else." === I'm thinking this will immediately show me if this guy's got the chops... Or if he's just some loudmouth wannabe with a bad sense of humor. ​ Within 10 minutes, he sends me this gem: ​ "Okay I get it ! Why I’m not the boss at all and why you should fire me straight away would be better put. I’m a scumbag. A scumsuitcase. Bigger. I’m terrible. I’m shit with everybody especially when I’m writing. In day-to-day life I’m perfect. Everybody (except one or two dogs) likes me. Very likable, very polite, very knowledgeable, cute, respectful…. The perfect son-in-law. Buuuuut !! But but but ( and I still have a little butt but that’ll change don’t worry my man ) Behind my screen I’m a different person. I’m a lynx. A hyena. An eagle. And a lion. I prey, I observe quietly, I’m always hungry for blood ( and for love don’t get me wrong I’m not that bad !! ) and I hit hard when « necessary » ( quite often ) Yeah that’s the man I am. I know how to behave but when it comes to being authentic and true and not so polite towards this crazy fucked up society I go hard. That makes me a boss. Because I also sell good. I know how to behave very well in society. Being smart out there. Funny also ! I’m funny man ! What’s the difference between me you and a lion ? One is getting torn to pieces !!! And I’m writing non stop ! I haven’t left the keyboard alone for one second !! ​ Boss. ​ Productive. ​ Professional. ​ Smart. ​ Funny. ​ What do you want more man ??!" LOL Absolutely NOTHING related to my instructions... Instead, lots and lots of self-aggrandizing like: "In day-to-day life I’m perfect. " "Everybody (except one or two dogs) likes me." "Very likable, very polite, very knowledgeable, cute, respectful…." "The perfect son-in-law." ...and my favorite... "I’m a lynx. A hyena. An eagle. And a lion. I prey, I observe quietly, I’m always hungry for blood" No wonder he's calling himself "funny man"... in a way, he definitely is! 😄 Now... As if it wasn't obvious already... ​ It's now confirmed that Victor has got some MAJOR Narcissistic & Grandiose Traits! ​ But wait... We're not done yet! Because 4 minutes later, he continues: "Because" (yepp, that's it. "Because"... that's a whole new email he sent me) And then 10 more minutes later he casually adds: "Also I don’t smoke. Only Cigarettes. After Sex. And it’s a good band." Good to know, buddy... good to know. Now I can die happy 🤣 So after realizing that he's a "lost cause"... And nobody in their right mind would probably hire this guy... I send him the following reply: === "Get real, Victor… who in the world would ever hire you with an attitude like that?… I know you’re trying to be “funny”… but leave that Andrew Tate-style BS behind. It doesn’t serve you" === Of course, you can't just say something like that to a clinical Narcissist... and expect them to accept it. Nooooo sir! ​ Because as soon as you demolish their grandiose worldview... ​ Or their "perfect" self-assessment... Their entire carefully-constructed (but vulnerable) identity would shatter to pieces! So - right on cue - he replies back with a juicy 342-word email. Which I'd LOVE to share with you... But the thing is... Since THIS email is already getting almost 1000 words long... (that's right: you've just read a 1000-word email about a random guy on the internet) I'm thinking of sharing Victor's subsequent responses (because there are more than one!) in a follow-up email to this one. So that do you think, {NAME}: Should I continue this story? Or this is something you wouldn't really be interested in? Hit reply and let me know... Because it helps me send you content that you actually enjoy ;) Lmk, -Csaba Please add csaba@gameofconversions.com to your address book or whitelist us. Want to change how you receive my emails? You can easily [Update your profile]( or [Unsubscribe]( Our mailing address is: 113 Cherry St #92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2205