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November 7, 2016
OMG OMG OMG, itâs THE DAY BEFORE [THE BIG GAME]. Or at least, [thatâs how it feels]. Like any [important sporting event], thereâs been last minute thrills and fumbles. Clinton and her damn emails were [declared âsafe!â by the FBI] (who might actually [be betting on sides]); some âpoll watchersâ are [out of bounds]; the National Enquirer [benched a major player]; the crowd is [getting terrifyingly rowdy]âand racist!âeven [on the internet]; Melania [might be in the penalty box] for her former immigration status; and a [huge Latinx showing] in key swing states could [spell a final inning upset] for Trump. Also, pot could be [the real winner] of this election; old school [anti-Semitic conspiracy theories are back in style]; Barack Obama may [have a new job]; and these [fictional TV characters] are voting for the tiny-handed titan (who, incidentally, our environmental editor [is tired of writing about]). With less than 24 hours to go, and some pre-election night anxiety to work off, why not join the rest of the internet and watch this video of [Drake dancing in a Mexican soccer jersey]? ð²ð½â[Laura Feinstein]
TODAY IN...
BATTLE CRIES
An ode to Hillaryâs radical, [earth-shattering laugh].
LETâS GET INTERACTIVE
Wonât you help The Donald [draft his concession and/or victory speech]?
DONâT LET THE B*ST*RDS GRIND YOU DOWN
Over at The Root, what this election [is really about]. (Rhymes with âbass poles.â)
THE DECIDERS
Meet the 28 people who could [change history on Election Day].
NOT WITH HIM
This writer is Catholic and pro-life, but thereâs [no way sheâs voting Trump].
THE READ
[Trumpocalypse: Hereâs How Americans Are Preparing For the Worst]
by Molly Osberg
Today is November 7th. Depending on who youâre inclined to believe, there is a [44%] or a [34.2%] or a [16%] chance that tomorrow, Donald Trump will become president-elect. If you listen to the academic who has correctly predicted election results for 30 years, the chances of it happening are simply [very good]. [Celebrities are claiming] theyâll leave the country. Earlier this year a Fusion poll found three out of four black Americans [might consider the same], and thereâs now a dating app matching [Canadians to Americans], for purposes both love- and visa-related. This month websites selling end-of-times gear are [reporting record sales].
The last-minute get-out-the-vote hysteriaâat the point in the election cycle when favorability ratings are measured by the hour rather than the dayâcan feel downright apocalyptic. A few days ago a former Marine officer, drawing on his experience in conflict zones, [made the case for] a Clinton vote by invoking the fragility of our sense of American Democracy: âIâve seen educated wealthy communities descend overnight into ethnic cleansing,â he wrote. âIâve seen family men turned into butchers.â
But ask around enough and youâll find a range of attitudes towards what it might mean to live in the near-future dystopia of Trumpâs America, from glib (âIâll drinkâ) to rabble-rousing (âIâll fightâ). Where you stand depends a lot on what your options are. [Read more].
LET'S TALK ABOUT HACKING THE VOTE
In â[The Choice Is Yours],â now open at NYCâs [Bitforms Gallery], artist R. Luke Dubois has transformed mid-century voting booths into statements about our beautiful and fragmented nationâ¦that [you can also play with]. #NowThatsDemocracy.
CHECK OUT
Tomorrow 9-11 PM ET on Fusion TV, we present the All Def Roast of America. Weâll be feting the nation with a diverse group of comedians, interspersed with election coverage, results, and updates from the AMERICA with Jorge Ramos team. Be sure to also catch all our election coverage from across the U.S. and Mexico live [on Facebook].
DONâT FORGET
Need a plan B post-election? Never fear: Fusion, The Cut, Lorem Ipsum, and some of your other favorite sites have you covered. Weâre [pitching in on a flight and hotel stay] for the destination of your choice. Once you land, the itinerary is all up to you! [Click here for more].
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