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If you're a Shark Tank fan, you're gonna love what I've been working on. A Shark Tank parody/pretend Shark Tank show called the Wolf Den. It's a show where we pitch fake products to investor "Wolves." The production value is insane. We have a whole set for the Wolf Den. The graphics are crazy. My editor is a PRO. It looks like a real TV show. And...most importantly...it's legit funny (in my opinion and the opinion of those I've shown it to). And not controversial like my stand up. Just a bit silly. If that tickles your fancy at all, check out episode 1. We have more episodes on the way. In episode 1, my character, Olaf, pitches a product called the Wiener Cleaner. [ Wolf Den Episode 1 (Shark Tank Parody)]( In other news, I started a new series on my non-comedy channel called "Copywriter Critiques." In the first video I critiqued a Walmart email about Crocs. [ Copywriter Critiques Walmart Email About Ugly Shoes]( I crack quite a few jokes in that one as well, but it's a legit valuable copywriting video too. Let me know what you think. And if you like the videos, hit the thumbs up and comment, it helps the algorithm. In OTHER other news... I'm hiring a mini-me...here's the email I sent about it yesterday. I already got close to 100 applications. Read below if you're interested. ------------------------------ When I was 24 years old I took a job that changed my life forever. I went through a rather rigorous application process and was the only person hired out of over 100 applicants. Over the 18 months that I worked there, I wrote literally dozens of sales pages. Hundreds of emails. Created over 20 full funnels. And sold over $20,000,000 worth of stuff. Since then I've sold over $200,000,000 worth of stuff and I've never had another job since I left. What I learned at that company allowed me to build 4 different 7 figure companies and get six figure per year consulting clients. At this point in my career I’ll never be as dedicated to those aspects of marketing as I was when I was that age. I was obsessed. Consumed by everything marketing. I still love it, but I won’t ever replicate the burning desire I had to be the best at that time in my life. Which is why I want to try to hire someone that has the same passion and skill I had at that age. I’d like to hire a "mini-me." (That doesn’t mean you have to be shorter than me.) I don’t care what age you are, I just want a completely obsessed copywriter/marketer to see if they can push my business forward. My goal isn’t to replace me. I’m still gonna be doing everything I’m doing now. Maybe more. I want someone to amplify my efforts. Someone who will work when I’m not working. Someone who goes to sleep thinking about marketing and wakes up thinking about it. This will be a paid position at my company. A combo of a monthly payment and bonuses based on performance. If you don’t want to be paid on performance, this isn’t for you. If you prefer safety over opportunity, this isn’t for you. If you don’t want to write more than you’ve ever written in your life, this isn’t for you. If you’re afraid of having your copy critiqued by me, this isn’t for you. If you can’t write ads, sales pages, and video sales letters, this isn’t for you. If you aren’t creative, this isn’t for you. If you aren’t obsessed, this isn’t for you. If you aren’t a fan of my work, this isn’t for you. (It’s not that I need you to like me for my ego. I just don’t wanna waste time educating someone on how I write and act on camera. If you’re a fan, you’ll learn faster.) If you’re afraid of failure or easily intimidated, this isn’t for you. If you want to write new ads, video scripts, and sales pages every single weekday, this is for you. If you want to work with me directly, this is for you. If you’re interested, you can apply. But first I want to get something out of the way. I may not hire anyone. I’m not desperate to hire someone. I’m only going to hire someone if they are the exact thing I’m looking for. In this case, I have no desire for good enough or pretty good. Either it’s near-perfect fit or it’s nothing. If that scares you away, please don’t apply. If you don’t think you are the best person for this gig, then you aren’t. There might be a dozen applicants…there might be hundreds. If you don’t think you’re gonna win, you won’t. I know that all sounds harsh AF but I know what I want. Note: This isn’t a "full-time" position in the traditional sense. If you have other client work I can accept that as long as you can produce the work I need. But if you have another full-time job, you’d have to quit it to do this. This would be your primary focus if you get it. Also, you’ll be paid as a contractor, not as an employee. Also, you can do this job remotely. But you'll likely travel to Boise from time to time. On my dime. So here’s how you can apply. There will be multiple stages in the hiring process. (You’re gonna go through the same process I went through when I was 24.) If you don’t follow instructions to the T, you will be disqualified immediately. If you can’t follow simple directions, you can’t do this job. Step 1: Send an email to ian@feedthewolf.com with the subject line: "I’m the perfect person for the job" without quotes. In the email you can use up to 100 words to convince me why you’re the perfect person. If you use more than 100 words, you’re out. If I like what you have to say, I’ll send you a writing test. If you pass that test, you’ll be given a paid writing test. If you pass that, I’ll interview you to make sure you’re a culture fit. You pass that and you’re in. This whole process will take place over the next 2 weeks. If you can’t adapt to that pace, this ain’t for you. You must send the first email to me by Thursday at noon pacific time. Any later than that and you're out. If you need more than 2 days to write 100 words, this won't be a good fit. Talk soon Ian "looking for a mini-me" Stanley P.S. You will primarily be focused on building subscriptions for [www.emailgamechangers.com](. If you’re going to apply, you should familiarize yourself with the tool. Sent to:{EMAIL} [Unsubscribe]( Almost Passive Income, 404 S 8th St. #201, Boise, Idaho 83702, United States