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[Politics](3D") XOXO, Dissemi= nationMonkey Top Co= mments Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest commen= ts from the past week Funny:
I-K-Rumba = showed us that [Will Smith has spoken= this sentence before](3D"https:/=)
tokinGLX explained [why Will Smith's publicist approached him after the slap
vudukungfu knew](3D")[why an article wasn't very strict with grammar rules](3D"
Boo= tleg let us know [just how d= angerous isotonitazene is](=3D"
Exluddite [rewrote a Red Robin jingle after a customer got somethin= g bad on his salad](3D")
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat shared&n= bsp;[a problem that can occur when using a = leash on a toddler](3D")
capn' fun described [a carrying case designed for the loads of crap t= actical survivalists endeavor to carry every day](3D")
jokerscrowb= ar [illustrated the term "fat far= k"](3D"=)
Snapper Carr had an opinion about [Disney retroactively editing some violence out of = "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier"](3D")
Huck And Molly Ziegler recognized [a celebrity's sec= ret Fark account](3D"htt=) Smart:
foo monkey = looked at [how it was determined that= secondhand bong smoke is worse than secondhand tobacco smoke](3D".=)
Magorn [spotted a time traveler=](3D"https://w=)
Irving Maimway described [how relaxing your guard against catching COVID-19 is "worth i= t"](3D")
Bootleg discussed [a common misunderstanding about the term "white privilege"](3D"
= Snapper Carr pointed out [another thing to look at when comparing secondhand tobacco and pot = smoke](3D"
gozar_the_destroyer warned us about [the real dangers of smoking](3D")
Uz= zah shared [what it was like= when a family member had aphasia](3D"ht=) CSB Sunday Morning theme= em>: [Loophole abuse and = bending the rules](3D"=)
Smart: Unobtanium [tested the boundaries of the "one page of notes= " rule](3D")
Funny: MythDragon was [outsmarted by a 4-year-old](3D") Politic= s Funny:
koder came up with [a plan in case the U.S. is invaded](3D")
bighairy= guy showed us [what happened= after Russian soldiers dug trenches near the Chernobyl nuclear power plant=](3D=)
Weatherkiss had an idea of [who was responsible for an attack on a Russian fuel depot
Target Builder explained that](3D")[explosions at a Russian ammo depot weren't really what th= ey appeared to be](3D")
TypoFlyspray described [what's so offensive about Republican leaders h= aving cocaine-fueled sex parties](3D") Politics Smart:
FuManchu7 thought that [Vladimir Putin has a new thing he should be worried about](3D"
= cherryl taggart explained [h= ow we know Russia media are lying about a battalion of U.S. Satanists arriv= ing in Ukraine](3D"
Visual Howlaround Title Sequence [started off a Ukraine discussion thread with= some updates](3D")
Dusk-You-n-Me considered [Tom Cotton's claim that Democrats want to force = everyone to live in cities](3D")
SoupGuru aruged that&nb= sp;[Joe Biden is doing a good job respondin= g to Russia's attack on Ukraine](3D") Top Contest Entries Some of the top-voted contest= entries from last week Photoshops:
bugdozer = trong> created [a tattoo effect you do= n't see every day](3D"https://=)
RedZoneTuba found out that = [Clippy was a ripoff](3D")
bugdoze= r [put the "poo" on Putin](3D"=)
= Redwing wanted to find out [how many angels can dance on a pen on a head](3D"
RedZone= Tuba discovered that [this g= uy will come out of his shell for a strawberry](3D"
Fiction Fan [gave this ninja what it really wa= nted to eat](3D"=)
Yammering_Splat_Vector [gave Flash Gordon's rocket ship an upgrade](3D")
Yammering_Splat_Vector learned = that advertising works
Yammering_Splat_Vector = showed us [the time that Herb= Utsmelz met Rudy Giuliani](3D".=)
kabloink [wasn't about to take any crap from an unruly tr= iangle](3D") Fartist Friday theme: [Artwork using real potatoes](3D")
Peach_Fuz went al= l out and [made us some real Farking p= otatoes](3D"=) This week's Fartist Friday theme, brought to yo= u by E-brake: Show & Tell Vol. 17: Plan= ts Edition. To celebrate "[National = Garden Month](3D"ht=)," show us a favorite artwork you've created (or create a n= ew one for us!) where indoor/outdoor plants are the star, and Tell us the s= tory behind the art's inspiration, materials, backstory. Share your photos,= paintings, jewelry, poetry, etc. - any art medium! Difficulty: Art you hav= en't entered into our contest before. Be sure to tell us abou= t your art. Farktography theme: [Food P*rn](3D")
dstanley was [happy to see this contest theme](3D") Fark Headlines of the Week A s= election of some of the top headlines from last week [FDA says if you are over 50 you can have a second booster, or i= f you're from Boston, borcester](3D") [Florida tag] [&= #128072;🏻](3D" [Firefighters battle early mor= ning blaze at bowling alley. Expect lane closures](3D=) [What happens when babies are left to cry it out? Other than en= ding up on the same flight as me?](3D") [NFL mandates offensive minority hires](3D") [Star= Trek greatest villains ranking list fails without J.J. Abrams](3D") George R.R. Martin criticizes JRR Tolkien for re= surrecting Gandalf, finishing series of books [Flash in the can](3D") [Will Smith was asked to leave the Osc= ars but slapped that idea down](3D") [Judge defeats Eastman, finall= y making things safe for the amazing Rando](3D") [In a sure sign the series is endin= g and the writers are lazily trying to tie all their random storylines toge= ther, the owner of the Fetus Lady's apartment is a Federalist Society membe= r who clerked for Clarence Thomas](3D") [Two ugly-ass Giant Galapagos tortoises are = born at a British zoo for the first time, hope to be born somewhere warmer = the second time](3D") [Today is National Some= thing on a Stick Day, so let's all take a moment to contemplate the ancient= Roman execution method of crucifi--wait, I'm being told this is about food=](3D"h=) [Say Goodb= ye To Your Shiny Russian Heinies](3D"=) [Fish can perform a= ddition and subtraction, which they probably learned in school](3D") Fark Weird News Quiz (bro= ught to you by ox45tallboy) Another fun time o= n the Quiz this week, and I think we've discovered that the solution to ext= remely large chicken breasts is to feed more people. On the Quiz itself, KumquatMay takes top honors with a score of 1019, followed b= y edmo and Sliding Carp in a ti= e for second with 1003 and tickets to the 1000 club where I'll be serving v= anilla bean ice cream with pickled onions. Gravitationally Cha= llenged made third with 977, skloon took fourth w= ith 931, and Tax Boy rounds out the top five with 923= . The hardest question on last week's Hard Quiz was about Japa= nese baseball. Since taking the job managing the Nippon Ham Fighters, forme= r NY Met and SF Giant Tsuyoshi Shinjo has made it his life's mission t= o put on a spectacle for the crowd. Only 23% of quiztakers caught the artic= le about this year's home opener, where he decided to make his entrance to = the stadium on a quadfan hovercraft. And yes, he actually wears "BIGBO= SS" on his jersey. The easiest question on last week's Easy Qu= iz was about sapiosexuals and their particular turn-ons. 79% of quiztakers = knew that this described people who are really into intelligent folks. Whic= h I actually find disheartening, since as popular as this particular fetish= is, I'm still single. Go figure. The hardest question on last= week's Easy Quiz was about embezzlement by a restaurant manager in Jeffers= on County, PA. Only 30% of quiztakers caught the article about a Denny's ma= nager depositing over $200,000 in checks to his personal account over the p= ast few months. And yes, Denny's began in LA in 1953 as "Danny's Donuts" be= fore switching to Danny's Coffee Shop in 1956 as they were selling more din= er food than donuts. In 1959, to avoid confusion with LA chain Coffee Dan's= , they changed again to Denny's Coffee Shop before finally settling o= n Denny's in 1961. The easiest question on last week's Easy Quiz was= about NFL stadiums. 95% of quiztakers knew that the fire last week at Empo= wer Field at Mile High was in Denver, CO, home of the Broncos. And yes, the= elevation of the stadium is listed at exactly 5280 ft. above sea level, so= the "Mile High" isn't just a clever name or a play on the legal weed in Co= lorado. If you missed out on the Quiz last week, [i= t's a great time to catch up on the Fark Weird News Quiz](3D" now that you k= now a few of the answers. Congratulations to the winners, and we'll be doin= g it all again on Friday. --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. [Click her= e to unsubscribe from ALL Fark emails](3D"). Fark, Inc. PO Box 1291, Versailles KY 40383 = ------------=_1649365463-94957-53693--