Fark NotNewsletter Special Edition: Best of 2021, Fark's Headlines of the Year

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1640632416-60255-54023 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 08514](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 Out of 72715 greenlit headlines in 2021, = these are Fark's top voted Headlines of the Year! Thanks to everyone= for voting in the final round, and a huge Thank You to all our submit= ters for another year of fantastic headlines! [Fark's Headlines of the= Year 2021](3D".=) [Winners](3D")! Category Awards Winners! [C= ontext](3D") [Puns/Wordplay](3D") = > [Clever](3D") [Pop Culture/Obscure references](3D"=) [Lyrics/Verse](3D=) [Visual](3D"=) [Fark self= -referential](3D") Congratulations= to all our winners!!! _________= ____________ 2021 Winner= s Main= USDA dropping rabies vaccine packets coated with bait in = eastern Tennessee to fool unsuspecting racoons into eating them and vaccina= ting themselves. The next plan is to drop Pfizer vaccine packets wrapped in= bacon on Tennessee cities [fark.com/comments/118298= 68](3D" Linked article: [wbir.com](=3D") Kyle Butler Discussion To the person who in= vented zero, thanks for nothing. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread= > [fark.com/comments/11573459](3D") Linked article: [google.com](3D" [bobug= a> Sports LeBron has covid. No worries, though. He never passes a= nything to anybody](3D" [fark.com/comments/11951247](=3D" > Linked article: [tmz.com](3D"ht=) [Tanqu= eray](3D" Business 3M hit with $8.2M verdict, will now be kno= wn as -5.2M [fark.com/comments/11811041](3D"http=) Linke= d article: [stripes.com](3D"=) [damageddude](3D") STEM Why alcohol is used t= o preserve things. Point: have you seen Keith Richards? Counterpoint: have = you seen Keith Richards [fark.com/comments/11794280 Linked article:](3D" [Squid_fo= r_Brains](3D" Entertainment Baby chasing a dollar is still a = baby chasing a dollar fark.com/comments/11710398= > Linked article: [variety.com](3D"ht=) [poconojoe](3D" Fandom An oral history of the Star Wars Hol= iday Special, which is to say the least satisfying oral of all time= > [fark.com/comments/11584817](3D") Linked article: [lithub.com](3D") [wiredroach](3D" D'awww MRI reveals that dogs posses stronger love for their owners= than treats, which is more than CATscan [fark.com/= comments/11695082](3D" Linked article: [= thegreatcoursesdaily.com](3D") [Dr.Fey](3D" F= ood Dolly Parton is getting her own ice cream flavor, but it's not prali= ne, praline, praline fark.com/comments/11278220= > Linked article: [jenis.com](3D"ht=) = [Misch](3D"=) Politics Forbes 400 moves Trump = to 404: wealth not found [fark.com/comments/11814884=](3D" Linked article: [newsandguts.com](3D=) [NeoCortex= 42](3D" Category award= s 2021 Category= Awards - Context Main Pope Francis;[fark.com/comments/11567855](3D") Linked article:&n= bsp;[apnews.com](3D"=) [Don Gato](3D"20Gato?utm_source=3Dnl=)= em> Discussion He knows if you've been sleeping,= he knows when you're awake, he took a soda from your fridge, and watched y= ou masturbate [fark.com/comments/11756220](3D"=) Lin= ked article: [theguardian.com [MechaPyx](3D".=)](3D"ht=) Sports Cou= gars lick the Beavers, advance to Four play [fark.com/comment= s/11285728](3D" Linked article: [chron.com](3D") Stra= ight Outta Wells Branch Business Did Te= nnessee Earn eFord? [fark.com/comments/11797553](3D"https=)Linked article: [foxbusiness.com](=3D")= [Firm Tautology](3D") STEM Mars explorer Ingenuity helicopter spots unequivocal evidence of alie= n technology [fark.com/comments/11681861](3D".=) Link= ed article: [digitaltrends.com](3D"htt=) [Winte= rlight](3D" Entertainment 35 years ago today= , a movie about a queen defending her people against invaders from another = planet premiered in theaters to great acclaim [fark.com/comm= ents/11602379](3D" Linked article: [twitter.com](3D") [bostongu= y](3D" Fandom If you have to take to the int= ernet to explain the plot point of your own movie, you failed [fark.com/comments/11666090](3D") Linked article: [comicbook.com](3D") [rummon= key](3D" D'awww Yeah, I know you told me not= to stand in front of the green screen, but you know I can't see color, Bob= [fark.com/comments/11728083](3D") Linked article:&= nbsp;[twitter.= com](3D"=) [Metastatic Capricorn](3D".=)= > Food Mountain Don't [fark.com/comments/11= 670731](3D" Linked article: [cnbc.com](3D") [Tanqueray](3D"htt=) P= olitics Coach Tuberville to face SEC opponent [far= k.com/comments/11628713](3D" Linked article: [cnbc.com](3D") [FlashHarry= a>](3D" 2021 Category A= wards - Puns/Wordplay Main Cops taser man = in Paisley, Must have been the fashion police [fark= .com/comments/11743503](3D" Linked article: [thescottishsun.co.u= k](3D") [fmcgalaxie500](3D"=) D= iscussion What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym rol= l. It's your Bad Uncle Jokes Day [fark.com/comments/= 11733909](3D" Linked article: [pinterest.com](3D" [Ixnay on the ottenray](3D"20on%20the%=) Sports German coach kicked out of Olympics for punching horse. When asked for co= mment, says she's only pawn in game of life [fark.co= m/comments/11659966](3D" Linked article: [bbc.co.uk](3D" [Thu= nderChild](3D" Business Hobby Lobby fondly r= ecalls loose stools [fark.com/comments/11820905](=3D" > Linked article: [cpsc.gov](3D"ht=)[Telephone Sanitizer Se= cond Class](3D"=) STEM Dr. Fauci shuts down Ni= cki Minaj on whether COVID makes you impotent, stating there's a vas defere= ns between her statements and the truth [fark.com/= comments/11767111](3D" Linked article: [nbcnews.com](3D") [Kit Fister](3D"20Fister?utm_source=3Dnl1122&utm_=)= Entertainment Witness dumps on R. Kelly= > [fark.com/comments/11708252](3D") Linked article: [thedailybeast.com](3D") [pueblonative](3D" > Fandom Church organist busts out the A-Team th= eme, no doubt composed by Johann Sebastian Baracus [= fark.com/comments/11335896](3D" Linked article: [youtube.c= om](3D") [wiredroach](3D"https:=) D'awww= Boy builds stick library for neighborhood dogs. It's so success= ful that he has to add more branches [fark.com/comm= ents/11218727](3D" Linked article: [twitter.com](3D") [Telephone Sanitizer Second Class](3D"20Sanitizer%20Second%=) Food = It says here there are other uses for tonic besides gin and vodka b= ut that's just the liquor talking [fark.com/comments= /11552422](3D" Linked article: [foodandwine.com](3D") [elvisaintdead](3D") Politics Mat= t Gaetz making six-figure ad buy targeting CNN and others for reporting on = Matt Gaetz's alleged predilection for teen girls. Would use Venmo for ad bu= y, but Venmo's only for minor purchases [fark.com/= comments/11332493](3D" Linked article: [thehill.com](3D") [PaulRB= >](3D" 2021 Categor= y Awards - Clever Main Scientists not= ice people who've had covid-19 have lower IQ, conclude that the virus cause= s drop in intelligence. Same scientists have discovered lung cancer causes = people to start smoking [fark.com/comments/11649007 Linked article:](3D" ro.co.uk](3D"=) [ChibiDebuHage](3D"http=) Discussion "How can I fix my marriage after I slept with m= y college age nieces?" "Sir this is a furniture store. Why are you telling = me this?" "I'm telling everybody" [fark.com/comments= /11181031](3D" Linked article: [digg.com](3D") [mjjt](3D") Sports Tom Brady gets d= eal to be Subway spokesperson. Gisele Bündchen says he's perfect, beca= use he's got low quality meat and lies about being 6 inches [fark.com/comments/11552782](3D") Linked article: [nypost.com](3D") [Dr.Fey](3D" Business Within a decade, half of all Volkwagen vehicle s= ales will pretend to be electric [fark.com/comments/= 11588621](3D" Linked article: [cnb= c.com](3D") [Firm Tautology](3D"https:/=) STEM Can Science cure death? Maybe. But since it can't ev= en convince people to get vaccinated against a deadly disease, it might hav= e to cure stupid first fark.com/comments/11614436= a> Linked article:[popularmechanics.com](3D"h=) [HighZoolander](3D"=) Entertainme= nt Noted child safety expert Eric Clapton expresses concerns abo= ut vaccines [fark.com/comments/11507500](3D"http=) Linke= d article: [guitar.com](3D"=) [= Telephone Sanitizer Second Class](3D"20Sanitizer%20Second%20Class?u=) Fandom LEGO offers Amelia Earhart tribute set. Expect some delays if you get it s= hipped air mail [fark.com/comments/11254286](3D"=) L= inked article: [lego.com](3D"https://=) [MythRender](3D" D'awww Are cats a liquid, solid or gas?= [fark.com/comments/11566343](3D") Linked article: [dailymail.co.uk](3D") [some_beer_drinker](3D") Food29 eggplant recipes, which is about 31 too many [fark.com/comments/11584802](3D") Linked article: [foodandwine.com](3D") [elvisaintdead](3D") Politics New US Treasury report finds that the top 1% are evading $163,000,= 000,000 in owed taxes every single year but somewhere a homeless guy owns a= cell phone and who's to say which is worse [fark.co= m/comments/11749968](3D" Linked article: [h= ome.treasury.gov](3D") [Dusk-You-n-Me](3D" trong> 2021 Category Awards - P= op culture/Obscure references Main WHO say= s that when they run out of Greek letters, new SARS-CoV-2 variants will be = named after major stars and constellations. Here comes the Andromeda Strain= [fark.com/comments/11739729](3D") Linked article:&= nbsp;[twitter.com= a>](3D"=)[null](3D") Discussion Seven q= uestions you must ask on any first date. Missing from the list: Sisko or Ki= rk? [fark.com/comments/11697425](3D") Linked articl= e: [metro.co.uk](3D"=) [The English Major](3D"20English%20=) Sports Thi= ngs that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is fed up with include: young kids who say tha= t he only worked hard during the playoffs, NBA players who refuse to get va= ccinated, and dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minut= es [fark.com/comments/11803841](3D") Linked article= : [mediaite.com](3D"=) [HighOnCraic](3D"https=) Business There is no admission of liability, there is only Juul= [fark.com/comments/11546758](3D") Linked article:&= nbsp;[cnn.com](3D"=) [rnatalie= >](3D" STEM Man in Brussels wants to make Apple u= se a common charging cable, although industry watchers suggest that in orde= r to make that happen, he'd have to be six foot four and full of muscle = [fark.com/comments/11776396](3D") Linked article: = ;[politico.eu](3D"=) [toraque](3D" Entertainment Scientology = tried to recruit David Duchovny, but he didn't want to believe [fark.com/comments/11715543](3D") Linked article: = [thedail= ybeast.com](3D"=) [wiredroach](3D"https:=) Fandom= (tie) A unique dilemma has arisen. One the one hand, Hallmark C= hristmas Movie. On the other hand, Bruce Campbell [fark.com/= comments/11865265](3D" Linked article: [the-screening-space.com=](3D") [RoyFokker'sGhost](3D"=) -and= - Using the power of Google Maps, you now have proof that an= X-wing can fit in your driveway. You're still out of luck if God grants yo= u the Serenity [fark.com/comments/11655712](3D"=) Li= nked article: [parkmyspaces= hip.com](3D"h=) [Saborlas](3D"=) D'awww There's a walrus in Wales. What's next, seals in Crofts? [fark.com/comments/11386161](3D") Linked article: = [bbc.com](3D") [elvisaintdead](3D") Food Remember = Boone's Farm? If you answered yes, you obviously didn't drink enough of it = back in the day [fark.com/comments/11600465](3D"https://w=) L= inked article: [thetakeout.com](3D"=) [Winterlight](3D" trong> Politics House orders Gosar to cease any and all s= upernatural activity and return forthwith to his place of origin or to the = nearest convenient parallel dimension [fark.com/comments/1192= 0833](3D" Linked article: [yahoo.com](3D") [Fireproof](3D") = 2021 Category Awards - Lyrics/verse Main Huge snake / missing from mall / found after search / hiding in wall= / Burmese python [fark.com/comments/11574824](3D"https:/=) Linked article: [edition.cnn.com](=3D") [Optronami](3D") Discussion "I'm a= stay-at-home mom to a 20-month-old child. My husband introduced him to Bab= y Shark against my express wishes, and now he's obsessed. My husband thinks= my irritation is overblown and hilarious. What can I DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO D= OO?" [fark.com/comments/11270801](3D"=) Linked artic= le: [slate.com](3D"=) [The English Major](3D"20English%20Major?utm_=) Sports Chuba Hubbard= sits out remainder of season. He got knocked down, but he'll get up again[fark.com/comments/11049734](3D") Linked article:&n= bsp;[thescore.c= om](3D"=) [Mad Canadian](3D"=) Business= I see a blue screen and I want to paint it black [fark.com/comments/11557601](3D" Linked article: [theverge.com](3D") [NeoC= ortex42](3D" STEM ♫ There is unrest in= the forest / There is discourse 'tween the trees / And they use a fungal n= etwork to transmit their repartee♫ [fark.com/comments/1= 1393484](3D" Linked article: [npr.org](3D") [Parthenogenetic](3D") Entertainment = Foo Fighters postpone LA concert after Covid-19 hits "someone" within the "= organization" though Grohl assures in the past they've gotten the best, the= best, the best of flu [fark.com/comments/11593706](3D"ht=)= g> Linked article: nme.com [The English Major=](=3D"20English%20Major?utm_source=3Dnl1122&ut=) Fandom Happy 30th anniversary to TNG's= "Darmok." Temba, his arms open fark.com/comments/11804294= a> Linked article: [startrek.com](3D") [Bith Set Me Up](3D"2=) D'awww S= tray cat brings sick kittens to Turkish vets, presumably to help them rock = this town, rock it inside out fark.com/comments/11288455= > Linked article: [yahoo.com](3D") [Straight Outta Wells Branch](3D"20O=) Food ♫ Curry on my Wearside bun♪ There'll be = peas when you are done♫ fark.com/comments/11200229= > Linked article: [sunderlandecho.com](3D") Dr.Fey Politics 'Twas the night before Insurrection, and all through = the House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But elsewhere tha= t night, in Trump's private residence, a plan had been made to kill his Vic= e President [fark.com/comments/11130151](3D"=) Linke= d article: [sethabramson.substack.com](3D"http=) [HighOnCraic](3D") 2021 Category Awards - Visual Main * [fark.com/comments/11665361](3D"=) Linked artic= le: [journalstar.com](3D"=) [Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen](3D") Sports Panthers hire Tony Sparano Jr as offensive line as= sistant coa [fark.com/comments/11114520](3D"http=) Linke= d article: [profootballtalk.nbcsports.co m](3D"=) [Badger](3D") STEM Scientists discover= method to convert natural gas into solid form, a process dubbed the Solidi= fication of Hydrocarbon Aeriforms for Rapid Transportation [fark.com/comments/11039728](3D") Linked article: [channelnewsasia.com](3D") [Wyck= yd Sceptre](3D"20Sceptre?utm_sourc=) Entertainment Lynyrd Skynyrd= gytyryst cytchys Cyvyd [fark.com/comments/11661670 Linked article:](3D" [The English Major](3D"20English%20Major?utm=) Fandom (HAPPY * BIR= THDAY) (DOLLY * PARTON) [fark.com/comments/11109444 Linked article:](3D" elvisaintdead= D'awww 🔶🔸🔶🔶= 8310;🔶🔶🔸🔸🔸🔶🔸㈟= 0;🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶🔸🔶🔶&= #128310;🔶🔶🔸🔸🔸🔸🔸= 8312;🔶🔸🔶🔶🔶🔶🔶 = 🔸 🔶🔸🔶🔶🔶🔶€= 310;🔸🔸🔸🔶🔸🔶🔶🔶= ;🔶🔶🔸🔸🔸 [fark= .com/comments/11355456](3D" Linked article: [twitter.com](3D") [Alex_= Lee](3D" Food Will adding these four herbs t= o your food reduce your reliance on sodium? Na [fark= .com/comments/11269240](3D" Linked article: [championnewspapers.com](3D") [Dr.Fey](3D" strong> Politics Devin Nunes tests positive for COWVID an= tibodies [fark.com/comments/11048626](3D"https:/=) Linked a= rticle: [thedailybeast.com](3D"=) [mkell= y1082](3D" 2021 Catego= ry Awards - Fark self-referential Main Which insect repellent is best for children? Spoiler alert: None of them = are very good at repelling children [fark.com/comments/116226= 02](3D" Linked article: [arcamax.com](3D") [Miss= _Dorothy_Kilgallen](3D" Discussion Article o= n "the worst people to date according to their astrological sign". The wors= t people to date according to subby are the ones who believe in astrology[fark.com/comments/11176923](3D") Linked article:&nb= sp;[radio.com](3D"=) [Para= llelUniverseParking](3D" Sports When a playe= r's name is Cockburn and you have to resort to racism, that's just lazy. Th= e joke writes itself [fark.com/comments/11272445](3D"http=)= Linked article: espn.com [Tar= l3k](3D" Business French snail farmers lamen= t sluggish year. Subby could not improve on that [fark.com/= comments/11069049](3D" Linked article: [theguardian.com](3D") [Raoul Eaton](3D"20Eaton?utm=) STEM The louder a howler = monkey roars, the smaller his genitals are. Not a metaphor [f= ark.com/comments/11569982](3D" Linked article: [twitter.com](3D") [= FrancoFile](3D" Entertainment I have a B= o Burnham Emmy for that [fark.com/comments/11761490](3D"h=)= ng> Linked article: [variety.com](3D") [NeoCortex42](3D") Fandom "Dune Is= a Ponderous Striptease With a Very Impressive Sandworm." I have no idea wh= at the review actually says; still trying to process this headline [fark.com/comments/11858500](3D") Linked article: [slate.com](3D") [Pocket Ninja=](3D"20Ninja?utm_source=3Dnl11=) D'awww Break dancing kitty seems unfaz= ed by human antics. If Subby tried that there would be "gifts" in the shoes= every morning for at least a millennium or so [fark.com/comm= ents/11861392](3D" Linked article: [twitter.com](3D") [Alex_L= ee](3D" Food Dolly Parton shares her milk gr= avy recipe and you have to stop clicking before finishing the headlines, pe= ople [fark.com/comments/11046395](3D"=) Linked artic= le: [today.com](3D"=) [vuduk= ungfu](3D" Politics Conservative radio host = who mocked vaccines dies of COVID. This is not a repeat from every couple d= ays the last few weeks [fark.com/comments/11701637](3D"ht=)= g> Linked article: thedailybeast.com [wiredroach](3D") --------------------------------------------------------------- ([Fark.com](3D"") sent this newsletter emai= l to: {EMAIL}) To stop these emails, go to the Notifications tab of your [MyFark profile](3D"https:=) to change your subscription preferences. Or, [click here to unsubscribe](3D") from newsletter emails, even if your Fark login isn't '{NAME}'. 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