Fark NotNewsletter: Nature's greatest spectacle

This is a multi-part message in MIME format... ------------=_1553107714-7296-59378 Content-Type: text/html Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable [3D"The](3D")= > [3D"Facebook"](3D") [=3D"Twitter"](3D") [3D"Totalfark"](3D") Having trouble reading thi= s email? View it online [here](3D". Comments thread: [ 8344](3D" Unsubscribe links are at the bottom of this message. =20 =20 Hello, Farkers. It might seem like the Fark No= tNewsletter is late this week, but every Fark NotNewsletter matures at its = own pace and emerges from its cocoon when it's ready. This is nature; I do = not make the rules. Co= mment Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest c= omments from the past week Funny: Wadded Beef = strong> chastised people for worrying = about what a college student was up to tuxq figured= out [how many times a negligent mother= has been to Myrtle Beach](3D"=) bearded clamorer showed = us [the poor opossum who had his poor f= urballs stuck in a fence](3D"=) BKITU ranted about [a library being closed because a moose was bl= ocking the door](3D") OkieDookie acknowledged [the bright side of Facebook being down all day](3D")= > MrBallou told us about [when you know you're old](3D" Diogenes revealed&n= bsp;[a conspiracy about rocks](3D") farkyorefeelings was curious about [two other Farkers' relationship](3D" davidphogan = [brought Jaguars to a leopard thread](3D") = Pandora's Litterbox predicted [how a thread about the "Captain Marvel" movie might go](3D" Smart: King Something argued that [sometimes a hand gesture means just what you t= hink it means](3D") wax_on explained [why a 17-year-old didn't get jail time for killing three p= edestrians in a crash](3D") WickerNipple [agreed with the Catholic Church that Pete Davidson shouldn= 't compare them to R. Kelly](3D") salvador.hardin told u= s [what people did wrong in the college= admissions scandal](3D") MrBallou speculated on somethin= g that [might have influenced the shoot= er in New Zealand](3D"=) Action Replay Nick pointed out t= hat [you can help stop mass shootings w= ithout having to grab a gun out of an assailant's hands](3D"=) Mist= er Buttons remembered [anothe= r time the Catholic Church demanded an apology](3D" davidphogan discussed [the video of the m= osque attack in New Zealand](3D"https=) Rocketboy1313 thought t= hat the [college admissions scheme was = part of rich peoples' way of life](3D"=) Naido had a = [suggestion for the Catholic Church](3D") TotalFark Discussion: Note: This section can only be accesse= d by [TotalFarkers](3D") Smart: Drew = ong> explained [why you can't edit your= Fark comments after you post them](3D"https://=) Funny: flucto = strong> figured out [which "Star Wars" = figure a Farker found in Mom's attic](3D"htt=) Smart: ThomasP= aineTrain had [advice for any= one who has a drunk driving problem](3D=) Funny: Drew = trong> told us his [favorite kinds of = cheese](3D"http=) Funny: merrillvillain made an obse= rvation about [condoms and balloons](3D"https://w=)= Funny: Drew let us know [the proper way to pronounce "caramel"](3D") Politi= cs Funny: Shostie noticed [something interesting about one of the groups of "tough people= " Trump listed among his supporters](3D") Miss5280 predic= ted [how Trump would respond to Nancy P= elosi's comment about impeaching him](3D"=) wax_on figured= out [what Devin Nunes was doing with h= is tweet complaining about having to ask for a straw](3D"=) Mike_Lo= wELL was upset by [a Ben Garri= son cartoon](=3D" Mad Scientist thought that [Ivanka Trump might be right about her dad not bein= g a racist](3D") Politics Smart: Pocket Ninja = rong> thought [Nancy Pelosi had the perfect = response when asked about impeaching Trump](3D"=) Sgt Otter = g> had a [question about Jacob Wohl rep= orting a death threat that he allegedly faked](3D"=) UberDave = ong>figured out [why a man in a MAGA ha= t was kicked out of a bar](3D"https:/=) pueblonative suggested a&= nbsp;[response to the desire to keep liberal= s from living in red states](3D") holdmybones responded t= o [Trump's implied threat that his fans= would attack those who don't support him](3D") Contest Votes Some of the top-voted con= test entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops: Alligator found [two rowers rowing](3D") Yammering_Splat_Vecto= r [really confused me with this on= e](3D"=) nissananimal helped [Mr. Kotter's students get into college](3D" Don_cos = ong> [switched the head on Allison Stokke's = body](3D") RedZoneTuba found out [how Donald Trump got into the university of his choice](3D") = retrophil had [a surpr= ise for some thrill riders](3D" RedZoneTuba [made the Fonz even cooler](3D") RedZoneTuba = strong>gave some [advice to people visi= ting New York City](3D"https:=) Yammering_Splat_Vector [gave this soldier a verrry interesting helmet](3D")noazark showed off [a totally legitimate weightlifting photo](3D" Farktography:= MorningBreath won Farktography Contest No. 723: "= [Arts and Crafts](3D")" with [an emerging woman](3D") Farktography is Fark's w= eekly photography contest. 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