The Joy Of Not Having Kids

Seth Rogen has said, "I still don’t want kids ... It doesn’t seem that fun." [View in Browser]( [Esquire Sunday Reads]( [The Joy of the Childless Men]( The Joy of the Childless Men No is my first word when people ask if my partner, Ben, and I are planning to have children. “But,” I will continue, and Ben will steel himself for what he knows is coming, “we’re not ruling out a Punky Brewster situation.” We do not want a baby. But if a sassy preteen with her own unique fashion sense were to be abandoned in a grocery-store parking lot, as on the ’80s NBC sitcom? We’ll take that kid in, teach her some important life lessons—and along the way, maybe learn some, too. If it happens, it happens. I don’t want kids of my own. For a long time, I assumed the desire to be a father would just blink on after a certain number of years, like a check-engine light on my emotional dashboard. But it never did. Not enough to get the wheels turning on it, to make me spend the fortune surrogacy costs or the time adoption does. Ben and I can’t accidentally have a baby, so the decision would need to be made with a high degree of intention. That intention was never there, and the only thing a kid needs less than an ambivalent father is two of them. So now we’re hovering around either end of 50, the ship long having sailed. We’re probably never going to have children. And I’m fine with that. So why did I add a probably to that sentence two sentences ago? [Read the Full Story]( [MORE FROM ESQUIRE]( [Wrangler’s Denim Shirt Is the Most Comfortable Item in My Closet]( Wrangler’s Denim Shirt Is the Most Comfortable Item in My Closet I like my clothes to be hard when I buy them. Y’all can keep the stretchy pants, because I want clothes I have to beat into submission. I love breaking in leather boots that hurt, jeans and jackets that could stand up on their own. Why? Because it makes them mine. It requires input from my end to make them comfortable, but after a few weeks, they become the most comfortable items in my closet. I’ve already said that my jeans of choice are by Wrangler. The cut is better than that of any other pair under $100, and the weight is better, too. So it shouldn’t be a surprise that my brand loyalty extends to the torso. The best denim shirt on earth is by Wrangler. Specifically, it’s the rigid indigo western shirt, product code 70127MW. When I’m up, when I’m down, when I’m stumped on what to wear, I normally just grab one of these. [Read the Full Story]( [How Josh Greenbaum Made Will & Harper, the Year’s Best(?!?) Documentary]( How Josh Greenbaum Made Will & Harper, the Year’s Best(?!?) Documentary About three years ago, Will Ferrell’s longtime friend Harper Steele—a writer-producer who worked with the comedian on Saturday Night Live, Eurovision Song Contest, and more—came out as a transgender woman. And Ferrell responded exactly like a big-hearted, beer-crushing Will Ferrell character: Let’s take a cross-country road trip to talk about it and make a documentary of the whole thing! The duo worked with filmmaker Josh Greenbaum (Becoming Bond, The Short Game) to capture the entire journey, which would also function as Steele’s first time truly living in the world as herself. The trek includes but certainly isn’t limited to: uncomfortable, teary-eyed conversations in a car, a steak dinner gone wrong, and one blissful karaoke night. The result is the hilarious, beautiful, and deeply important Will & Harper, which debuts on Netflix. [Read the Full Story]( [Hasan Minhaj Explains Himself]( Hasan Minhaj Explains Himself Not so long ago, Hasan Minhaj was a comedian at the zenith of his powers: an audacious storyteller and TV host whose nimble, forensic take on the culture could rearrange an audience’s perspective on the world. 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Thankfully, there are more options than ever, but that doesn’t necessarily make choosing any easier. The recent rise—and impending fall—of the Adidas Samba encapsulates the challenge. Out of nowhere, the decades-old soccer shoe became the “it” shoe of ’23 and well into ’24. If you are wearing this shoe, it suggests you know the trends, you know fashion. But it also conveys a certain reasonableness. These aren’t $900 Fendi sneakers; they are classic indoor-soccer shoes that cost a hundred bucks. [Read the Full Story]( [LiveIntent Logo]( [AdChoices Logo]( Follow Us [Visit Esquire on Facebook]( [Visit Esquire on X formerly Twitter]( [Visit Esquire on Instagram]( [Visit Esquire on YouTube]( [Unsubscribe]( | [Privacy Notice]( | [CA Notice at Collection]( Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779