Good God, Mark Robinson Is Weird

I have a modest proposal to bring before the country. It is my considered opinion that we’d all be much better off if the Republicans were to stop inflicting candidates on the rest of us who seem to have been recruited from the nuthouse. Our latest example is Mark Robinson, the GOP lieutenant governor of the newly insane state of North Carolina who is currently the Republican candidate for the top job. Robinson fell out of the wackadoo tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. [View in Browser]( [Esquire]( [SHOP]( EXCLUSIVE [SUBSCRIBE]( [Mark Robinson Was Created in a Lab]( [Mark Robinson Was Created in a Lab]( I have a modest proposal to bring before the country. It is my considered opinion that we’d all be much better off if the Republicans were to stop inflicting candidates on the rest of us who seem to have been recruited from the nuthouse. Our latest example is Mark Robinson, the GOP lieutenant governor of the newly insane state of North Carolina who is currently the Republican candidate for the top job. Robinson fell out of the wackadoo tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. [Read More](     [Coralie Fargeat Makes Movies Like No One Else]( [Coralie Fargeat Makes Movies Like No One Else]( The French director, writer and producer battled through years of rejection to bring her brand of science-fiction filmmaking to the screen. Now with her buzzy, body-horror thriller The Substance, she’s finally breaking through. [Read More]( [Can the Microsoft Surface Laptop 7 Convert a Lifelong MacBook User?]( [Can the Microsoft Surface Laptop 7 Convert a Lifelong MacBook User?]( Now I’m a believer. [Read More]( [How to Wear Cologne]( [How to Wear Cologne]( How, exactly, do you properly apply and wear cologne? Truly, there are many ways to wear fragrance—nearly as many as there are fragrances available. We’ve all heard about various “correct” methods: the cloud method, the spray-in-your-hair method, the pulse point method. None of these are wrong, per se, but none of these are be-all-end-all. So we asked a panel of perfumers and fragrance experts for their advice—and what they have to say may surprise you. Consider this the definitive guide to how to wear cologne. [Read More](   [What Do I Pack for a Three-Day Work Trip?]( [What Do I Pack for a Three-Day Work Trip?]( There will be handshakes, huddles, and pitches, early starts and late nights. You might get to visit the gym. Here's everything you'll need. [Read More]( [Are the JBL Tour Pro 3 Earbuds Worth the Price of Admission?]( [Are the JBL Tour Pro 3 Earbuds Worth the Price of Admission?]( Dozens of features packed into one tiny touchscreen case. [Read More](     [The Stories Behind Three of the Craziest Upset Endings in College Football History]( [The Stories Behind Three of the Craziest Upset Endings in College Football History]( One of the fun challenges of writing WHY WE LOVE FOOTBALL: A History in 100 Moments was trying to capture the different emotions tied up to pro football and college football and high school football and even a few other kinds of football. Each brand of football offers its own delights. For college football, I wanted to try and capture a bit of that glorious and particular football feeling of a Saturday afternoon somewhere in America. And I thought the best way was to write about some of those moments that, honestly, could only happen in college football. Here are three of my all-time favorites. I saw all three of them live at different stages in my life, but I remember exactly where I was when each one of them happened. I’ll bet you do, too. [Read More](   [ESQ SHR Jewelry]( [LiveIntent Logo]( [AdChoices Logo]( Follow Us [Visit Esquire on Facebook]( [Visit Esquire on X formerly Twitter]( [Visit Esquire on Instagram]( [Visit Esquire on YouTube]( [Unsubscribe]( | [Privacy Notice]( | [CA Notice at Collection]( Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779