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Guess what just arrived in my mailbox? Exactly - nothing from you . Makes me sad! 😭 ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ No longer interested? [Remove yourself here from all my emails.]( Hey , Guess what just arrived in my mailbox? Yep, you saw that right. I didn't get a reply from you 😭 and yep, that image is totally automated ;) (In case you don't remember, I'm the guy who sold Connectio & UpViral, and sends you marketing strategies, scaling advice and the occasional dad joke 😂 If you no longer appreciate my emails, you can [unsubscribe here](. Recently, I pulled out every trick in my magician's hat to get you to reply: - Offered my personal Google Sheet for scoring business ideas (no takers? Tough crowd!) - My hiring process + Google Sheet templates to hire great people. - Offered my ChatGPT prompt to unlock your 80/20 superpowers - Offered my multi-7-fig marketing trick (still available, BTW) - Even promised to spill the tea on exiting personal-brand businesses And yet... crickets... 🦗 At this point, I'm convinced you must be a cat. You know, indifferent, aloof, only responding when there's food involved. (Note to self: try attaching catnip to emails?) Just kidding, lol. Honestly, though - I'm starting to feel like I'm talking to myself here. So, let's get real for a sec. How am I doing? Plus: When you reply with the word "GIFT", I'll send you all the gifts I mentioned above. I get it, believe me. I'm usually the guy who reads, nods, hits archive, and moves on. But I like to think we can do email differently. Less like a monologue, more like a chat over coffee. Here's the deal: I'm asking you to do something I rarely do myself. Reply to this email. Even if it's awkward. Even if it's just "👍" or "meh" or "Wilco, you're weird." I promise I'll read it myself – no VAs, no AI, just me. Why? Because I actually care about this. I want to know what you think, what you need, what makes you tick. It helps me up my game. So, what do you say? Ready to break the silence ? Hit that reply button. I dare you. Just say "hi!" or tell me what your business needs the most right now. Still hesitating? Fine, I'll sweeten the deal. Reply within 24 hours and I'll send you a pic of me doing the "ice bucket challenge" 🧊 while wearing a bear suit 🐻😂 Looking forward to finally hearing from you, Wilco P.S. If you've read this far and still haven't replied , I might have to resort to dad jokes in my next email. Safe us both from that, yeah? [Wilco de Kreij] Thanks for reading ! 🙏 My mission is to give small businesses the marketing power of giants. Inside my emails, you’ll get proven best practices, innovative strategies and real-world tactics that I’ve learned in my businesses. Prefer not to receive these emails? No problem - you can [unsubscribe]( at any time. This email reached you at {EMAIL} because you signed up for my newsletter or purchased one of my products. You can always [unsubscribe]( or [change your details](. Emarky B.V., Gageldijk 21, 3602AG Maarssen, The Netherlands